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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17, 2008
BONESMANS COMPLAINT: The Chicago Tribunes John McCormick may be ready to move to the Village. Yesterday, at Obamas press event, he started asking this question:
His question wasnt totally silly, though McCormick had been parsing a tadand his account of Obamas remark at that first press conference was perhaps a bit massaged (original transcript below). That said, McCormick didnt get to ask his full question. Obama broke in, saying this:
Duh. On Monday, Obama announced that his offices full review of this would be withheld until next week, at Patrick Fitzgeralds request. And Fitzgeralds office confirmed the fact that they had made this request. But McCormack plowed ahead anyhoo, asking a question that plainly wouldnt get answered. And then, on cable, the children started wailing, about Obamas bad conduct.
Which part of the information will be withheld until next week, at Fitzgeralds request dont these life-forms understand?
The caterwauling was widespread on cable; for Digbys account of one exchange, just click here. But as always, the silliest Villager was the Posts Dana Milbank, who put his low IQ on display in this mornings Washington Sketch. If the insider press is our dumbest elite, Milbank is its perfect town crier. Like Bush, hes straight outta Skull and Bones. And as he neared the end of his sketch, he again seemed determined to prove it.
Classic Milbank! This is how the Posts sketch artist described one part of yesterdays sessionan event at which Obama introduced his nominee for Secretary of Education. As always, Milbank found himself bored by the days dismal dullness:
Milbank began with a brainless jibe at the previously unknown Arne Duncan. In fact, Duncan has been head of Chicagos public schools for the past seven years, though no one in Milbanks circle has heard. Then, the crier took a familiar tack; he complained that Obamas quoted answer was too convoluted too long. In fairness, Obamas answer did stretch to a punishing 71 words, and Village attention spans are quite short. At least Obama hadnt used too many big words, the brainless complaint the Bonesman raised against dull, verbose and know-it-all Gore when the exceedingly tiresome fellow once tried to discuss his new best-selling book (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 5/30/07). Gore had used such terms as the marketplace of ideas and the exchange of goods and servicesand this had led to a long, loud complaint. Ponder the plight your nation faces when Boneheaded fellows of such low distinction control the shape of its discourse.
The whole thing might have ended in snores if McCormick hadn't piped up about Blagojevich, the Bonesman explained, helping us see his cohorts sad culture. Again, the truth about this dullest elite: Theyre constantly drowning in their own dismal dullness. Only the thrill of scandal/sex/wardrobe/personality tales rescues them from their own cosmic dullness. Big Dem pols who dont offer such treats will be accused of using big wordsof giving convoluted answers. Almost everything puts them to sleep. Low-income kids can be damned.
Yesterday, the nonsense was general all over cable, but no one is ever much dumber than Milbank. As he described McCormicks Q-and-A, we got to peep inside the head of the Villages emptiest Bonesman:
Can you get dumber? Were not sure. But try to grasp how bad it can get when these life-forms start offering snark. Again, Fitzgeralds office confirmed the fact that they asked Obama to wait till next week before discussing Emanuels contacts. The Bonesman, though, interjected some tude into his account of this matter. He suggested that the release of the info next week was some sort of slick Obama trick, designed somehow to coincide with the gentlemans Christmas vacation.
No, that doesnt really make sense. But this is the Villages Bonesman.
Let us repeat what weve told you before. There is no way to understand this group without understanding a basic fact: Your press corps is a D-plus eliteour slowest, dumbest professional cohort. For the record, weve been surprised by the way theyve behaved in the ten days since the Blago tale hit. Theyve been dumberand fakerthan we would have dreamed. Nothing derails their sad culture.
Or their posturing: And nothing can stop them from posing. Yesterday, pundits posed all over cable; they pretended theyve been asking important, tough questionsand that Obamas been ducking and dodging. Given the well-known facts of this case, this pose has been ludicrous right from the start. But on cable, the pundits were widely growling like bears, pretending that they were eager to serve by doing their duty as journalists.
As we watched, we thought of the way they posed in June 1999, just before Candidate Bush hit the national trail.
By then, theyd been tearing Candidate Gore to shreds for three months. Indeed, their attacks on Gore had been so startling that a few pundits even had mentioned the conduct! And so, as the date of the Bush Launch drew near, the scribes began growling like ravenous bears. Just wait till the you see how we go after Bush, a string of posers loudly proclaimed. The governors problem, like Gov. Bill Clintons in 1992, is that the great hunt is on for negative material, Howard Kurtz foolishly claimed, in the Post. The inquisition has begun, the scribe said.
Many others said similar things. But what actually happened when Bush hit the trail? Were surprised to see that weve never done a full post on that topicthough we did describe a bit of the nonsense in real time (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 6/18/99). Suffice to say that this is how David Von Drehles news report began on page one of Kurtzs own Post. That inquisition? It hadnt begun:
A string of pundits had sworn to the world that Candidate Bush would get torn limb from limb. But uh-oh! By the time the campaign was done, the press corps had studiously avoided discussing his problematic record in the Texas Air National Guard; it had failed to uncover his past drunk driving record (you had to go to the chief of police in Maine and askand they hadnt); and it had failed to inquire about his past business dealings (e.g., Harken). One big scribe had explained that they preferred trashing Gore, about trivial things, because it was more fun, as sport.
No one fakes it like these life-forms do. In June 1999, they growled like bearsthen rolled over and died in the sun. Yesterday, they were faking it too. They pretended that they have been asking tough questionsand that Obamas been ducking and dodging. Yes, theyre your nations dumbest elite. Can your nation survive them?
McCormick had been doing some parsing: So you can judge the way McCormick paraphrased, here is Obamas statement from that first press conference, the one McCormick cited yesterday:
You have to hand it to McCormick. Yesterday, he could have asked a question about anything in the whole wide world. (Presumably, he had heard of Duncan.) But uh-ohthe gentleman had been doing some parsing, comparing that initial statement to the (reported) fact that Emanuel presented a list of names of possible senate successors. You told us at your first press conference after the election that you were going to take a very hands-off approach to filling that spot, he now said, paraphrasing Obamas November statementparaphrasing a bit creatively, in our own studied view.
Did Obamas original statement perfectly jibe with what later occurred? With that (reported) list of names? To McCormickhe may be ready to live in the Villagethis was the most important topic in the whole farking world. Can your nation really survive in the grip of such frivolous life-forms?
Part 3 tomorrow.