![]() THE ROAD TO PURDUM! His colleagues were Heathers, one major scribe said. Today, the Heathers are us: // link // print // previous // next //
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2009 The politicsand journalismof tribal hatred: This mornings newspapers describe a sad story, involving the death of census worker Bill Sparkman. Kentucky state police have concluded that Sparkmans death was, in fact, a suicide. (This finding was foreshadowed several weeks ago.) The Washington Posts report includes some facts the New York Times was too decorous to mention, although the Times lays out some basic facts about the investigation too. Witnesses told investigators that Sparkman had discussed ending his life, the Post reports. And this: Before his death, Sparkman also secured two life insurance policies, totaling $600,000, that would not pay out for suicide. Assuming the state police are right, Sparkmans death is a very sad story. Even sadder? The use our tribe hoped to make of his deaththey way we shrieked and wailed with joy at the way his death first appeared. According to the state police, Sparkman had written the word FED on his own chest, hoping to fool some rubes into thinking hed been murdered by some anti-government local. If the state police are right, the rubes he fooled are us. As you may recall, the liberal world leaped into action at the first report of Sparkmans death. Rachel Maddow showcased her lack of experienceand her relentless upper-class tribal hatredthrowing away the start of her program to report the thrilling non-news. (She promised that shed break in again if anything else developed that night.) As we all surely know, people like Maddow prayed to their God that Sparkman had been murdered by some anti-government nut-case. They wanted this so they could then slime all members of the opposite tribe (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 9/25/09). We liberals shrieked with delight, dreaming of the future slimings we could pursuefor the good of the nation, of course. We had no idea what had happened. But we gave vent to our dreams. Because yes: For decades, a large amount of liberal politics had really been tribal hatred. This helps explain why theres nothing resembling a progressive politics in this benighted, laughing-stock nation. In all honesty, pseudo-liberals are in this game so we can vent at the unwashed massesat the tea-baggers, the redneck racists, the people whose limbic brains dont work right. The people who make us tell dick jokes about them. Even though were embarrassed, of course. In the past year, Maddow and Olbermann have schooled young liberals in this brainless brand of hatred. But in all honesty, this consummate dumbness has always been part of our liberal politics. Going back to Nixon and Wallace, politicians of the right have gotten fat on our hatred. Palin feeds on it today. In large part, our hatred explains why we have no progressive politics in this country. You see, if you despise the great unwashed, its a bit hard to advocate on their behalf. Are The Interests ripping them offwhen it comes to their over-priced health care, lets say? Its hard for us to work up a fury when we hold such people in more contempt that even The Interests do. And of course, those people can see how much we hate them! As Palin prospers on our hatred, the only people who cant seem to see our obvious hatred are the rubes in this whole storyus! On our side, we wanted to shriek and yell about the way the tea-baggers murdered Bill Sparkman. But then, we also like to shriek and yell about the way the tea-baggers yelled out Kill himeven after the Secret Service decided that hadnt occurred. And we like to pose as shrinks on TV, diagnosing the tea-baggers favorite pol. We send our dumbest players out to do this, and they leap to the task. By the way, when the Fort Hood shooting first occurred, did you see what we saw on the web? Did you see your favorite blogger leap to say he or she certainly hoped this hadnt been done by some right-wing anti-government nuts? (This was our way of saying that we prayed this had happened.) In the first hour, we saw this at our favorite site. Do you see this at yours? Might we return for a moment to the death of Bill Sparkman, a cancer survivor who apparently decided to take his own life? Lets consider the logic of early reactions to Sparkmans tragic death: Suppose something different had occurred. Suppose Bill Sparkman had been murdered by some local anti-government nut. As intelligent people, do we understand that a single such incident couldnt define a vast sweeping movement? That this would have been the act of one deranged person, in a nation of 300 million? Not us! We would have shrieked and wailed about the way the tea-baggers had done this vile thing; we would have rushed to extend a vast sliming. And because were steeped in tribal hatred, we wouldnt have realized how dumb and unfair it is to issue such claimsthe kinds of claims which drive many people toward the opposite camp. Lets get back to Sarah Palins Clearwater rally last year. Did someone yell Kill him at that rally? For ourselves, we have no idea; the Secret Service later said no. But suppose someone had let out such a yellwhat exactly what that have meant? Since there were 3000 people at the rally, heres one thing it would have meant: It would have meant that 2,999 of those people hadnt emitted that cry! But so what? Because our side is full of haters, that logic has never intruded. In the case of Bill Sparkman, we prayed to our God for a type of death. But alas. As Lincoln observed, both sides prayers couldnt be answeredor so it appears today. Here is the basic question:. Can a person disagree with your instincts and views without being a tea-bagger, a redneck, a racistwithout having a limbic brain problem, a psychiatric disorder? Tribal haters have always said no. And that thinking persists in our world. This helps explain why a ludicrous health bill is barely limping its ways through the Congress. It helps explain why your corporate-run nation is correctly the joke of the world.
Truth? We hate the tea-baggers more than The Interests. Can you see this basic fact about our benighted world? PART 4THE ROAD TO PURDUM: The analysts shoulders slumped when they read David Brooks latest column. In particular, they were saddened by what Brooks wrote about the Swiss:
Do people in Massachusetts cherish their new benefits? Were not sure. But if people in European nations cherish their national health plans, one reason would probably be their systems vastly lower costs, as compared to ours. Switzerland is one of Europes big spenders, though it still spends barely 60 percent what we spend on a per-person basis. But elsewherein Great Britain, in France, in Italy, in Japancitizens get good health systems while spending one-half to one-third what we spend in this country! Americans would cherish a new health plan, too, if it lowered their costs in that mannerif insurance premiums suddenly cost one-half to one-third what they currently do. But alas! Brooks says that simply aint going to happenand David Leonhardt largely seems to agree in todays valuable column. Nor has there been any serious effort, from the liberal world, to create a serious discussion of this groaning matter. Thats because we pseudo-liberals, long ago, went down The Road to Purdum. We stopped being serious people. We became Heathers ourselves. Weve been using that gender-tinged term this week for a particular reason. Weve used it because its the term Eric Pooley used in Time in November 1999. Candidates Gore and Bradley had just held their first debate, in the ill-fated campaign which would send George Bush to the White House. Three hundred reporters had watched the debate on closed-screen TVs in a nearby press room. Pooley described the astonishing way his colleagues behaved during that hour-long session. Heathers, he said, gazing round:
Later, two other major journalists went on the record, describing that jeering in the press room. (Howard Mortman and Jake Tapper. They also described hissing, laughing and howlingand silent respect for Bill Bradley.) To us, their descriptions came as no surprise; in real time, someone had called us from the scene to marvel about what had happened (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/3/99). But Pooley described his own press corps as a gang of jeering Heathers. And sure enough! They jeered and howled all through that campaign, sending Bush to the White Houseand the U.S. army to a war in Iraq. The liberal world was too meek and too mild to complain about that jeering. And today, the jeering Heathers are us! From Pooley, the press corps road led on to Todd Purdumand by last week, Michelle Goldberg was citing Purdums work (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/23/09). In the process, she borrowed a framework those jeering Heathers employed all through Campaign 2000. In those days, the press corps Heathers were jeering Gore. Today, our own Heathers are jeering Palin, while employing the same brainless constructs. And this wont work nearly as well for us. You see, the conservative world keeps pushing back against our jeering. Back then, we liberals all kept our pretty traps shut. Back then, we just sat there like the store-boughts we were and we took it. Today, having followed The Road to Purdum, we pretty much act like clowns. Its dumb when journalists pose as shrinks. Its evil when their Heatherish conduct substitutes for actual politics. Can we talk? At present, youre watching a joke acted out in the Congress, in large part because your career liberal world is populated by a gang of Heathers. We like to shriek and play the shrink. We like to teach ourselves how to hate. But we arent very smartand we arent very serious. In all candor, we dont try to build a real politics. Theres a word for people like us. In 1999, Pooley used it. A liberal world driven by shrinks like Goldberg will never be a serious place. It will never produce a progressive politics. If you doubt that, take another look at the gruesome work being done in the Congress. As our Heathers shriek and wail about hangings and kill hims and psychiatric disorders, go ahead and tell us: Which of these people has done a danged thing to enable progressive health reform? When Purdum played the shrink last year, he was also playing the fool. But then, hes been at that task for a very long time. His earlier profile of Bill Clinton was one of the dumbest and most dishonest profiles weve ever seen. But he was just extending the war his Heathers ran all through the Clinton/Gore years. (Maureen Dowd is still at it this morning. Might we state an obvious point? Dowd will simply never stop pimping these utterly childish narratives.) We were took weak; too dumb; too uninvolved, too pampered to complain about that war in real time. That war was conducted by Pooleys Heathers. Today, though, weve met the Heathersand the Heathers are us! Weve adopted that press corps frameworks and claims. Were a foolish, un-serious tribe. Go aheadreread Goldbergs piece. No, Michelle Goldberg isnt a shrinkbut she plays one on TV. Its a pleasing form of tribal snark. And this too:
Thats entertainment!
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