WHERE THE GIRLS ARE! A troubling thought came to mind as we scanned Sarah Palins new book: // link // print // previous // next //
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2009
Kristof knows history: Nicholas Kristofs column today does suffer from one key omission. That said, the gent recalls important history as he starts his piece:
Kristof recalls a lot of history in his columnthe history of disinformation about American health care. The Interests have always peddled this type of shrieking disinfo. And of course, as Kristof notes, theyve recycled similar notions this year.
Last week, Ruth Marcus was shockedjust thoroughly shockedto see disinformation on the floor of the House (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/13/09). But the disinformation of which Kristof speaks has been peddled to the American public down through the annals of time. It helps explain why its still so hard to sell health reform, despite the groaning state of the American health care system.
We had two reactions to Kristofs column:
First reaction: We were saddened by the omission of Ronald Reagan. Perhaps it was a bridge too far for Kristof, who remains a Serious Person. But Reagan is the best known conservative of the past half centuryand back in real time, he made shrieking, utterly ludicrous predictions about the dire effects Medicare would surely have. (For Jonathan Chaits review of this matter, just click here.) Despite his fame and gong-show predictions, Reagan is absent from Kristofs column. We wish hed been included.
Second reaction: Were always struck by how long disinformation campaigns can persist without any real attempt at rebuttal by the liberal world. Why are these types of complaints still effective today? Because the liberal world has been so inept at fashioning counter-messaging. Example: Very few voters have ever heard the ludicrous predictions Reagan made. Thats because the liberal world has never had the first idea how to fashion political movements: How to spread information, potent messaging, frameworks for understanding.
On the other hand: Is it possible that the liberal world just doesnt care enough to do these sorts of thing? Doesnt care enough to build winning messages? Doesnt want to embarrass Saint Ronnie? Would rather talk about total trivia? Would rather discuss Carrie Prejean?
Tomorrow, well look at Gail Collins column, which appears right across from Kristofs piece. In it, a major liberal talks about health care. Our advice? Avert your gaze.
WHERE THE GIRLS ARE: Sarah Palin may well have been the worst candidate in presidential/vice presidential history. She was grossly unprepared to discuss national issues. She misrepresented her Alaska career in ways which set new world records.
That said, all good pseudo-liberals know what to say when asked about Palins vile new book. Palins a mean girl, we know we must say, using oddly gender-tinged language even as we complain about Newsweeks sexist new cover. After that, we feign indignation about Palins assaults on the little people in McCains campaign. In particular, we shed big tears over poor Steve Schmidt and Nicolle Wallace. We boo-hoo about their mistreatment.
Rachel Maddowcurrent press agent for Colin Powell and the sainted Col. Wilkersonof course assigned herself the task of acting as Wallaces beard this week. (Partial transcript below.)
Could we be dumber? the analysts asked. Sadly, we gave this response:
Weve met the mean girlsand they are us! Our view only strengthened yesterday afternoon, when we read the chapter in Palins book about Campaign 08.
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! Pseudo-liberals are shedding big tears about Palins mistreatment of Wallace and Schmidt. For ourselves, we had a rather different reaction to that part of the mean girls book.
Tone of the book: Sorry. We didnt think the tone of Palins book was especially mean. Palin does describe the various events of the 2008 campaign. In most cases, theres no way to know how accurate her accounts may be; this is true of all such inside-account books, of course. Its fairly clear that she isnt the biggest fan of Schmidt or Wallace, although says also many complimentary things about them.
Our reaction? Pseudo-liberals should go off and enjoy a good solid cryand then, they ought to get over it. At the end of Campaign 08, unnamed advisers in McCains campaign trashed Palin rather hard in the press. (Some of this happened during the campaign.) Theres no earthly reason why she shouldnt give her own account of these events. In this mornings New York Times, for example, the stylist assigned to buy Palins convention wardrobe finally describes those events, on the record (just click here)and she backs Palins account of what happened, implicitly disagreeing with some of the screeching (anonymous) complaints from inside McCains campaign.
None of these utterly pointless matters were ever worth talking about, of course. But you know us pseudo-liberals! Weve long complained that Democrats like Al Gore didnt defend themselves strongly enough. Sure enough! When a Republican stands to defend herself, we also complain about that!
Correcting Salon: Really? Palin is the mean girl here? We saw Joan Walsh reciting that point last nightafter her own Salon printed that ludicrous critique of Palins book, a critique which was offered by a writer who hadnt yet seen the book in question! In Salon, Thomas Rogers mocked Palins account of the phone call from McCain, when he offered her a place on his ticket (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/18/09). But uh-oh! Reading Palins actual book, we saw that she was describing a different phone call altogetherthe phone call in which McCain asked her to come to Arizona to interview for the possible job.
Lets get clear: Salon lets people fact-check books they havent even seen. They trash the author for bizarre passages which they completely misconstrue. But Palin is the mean girl here! So we pseudo-libs figure.
By the way: As you observe this hapless behavior, do you start to understand why the liberal world is such a yowling messwhy nothing resembling a progressive politics has ever been built in your nation?
A few things sounded quite credible: For the most part, theres no way to know how accurate Palins various accounts may be. But several parts of her book did sound remarkably true to life. Two examples:
Her account of Katie Courics constant interruptions reminded us of Courics hapless interview with Non-Candidate Gore in November 2002the interview Frank Rich dishonestly transformed into a testimony to Gores lack of character. Couric kept interrupting Gore as he tried to answer her question about what the U.S. should so in Iraq (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/25/02). Palin describes something quite similar.
Second example: Palins accounts of back-stabbing, self-dealing campaign aides also rang a bell. We were reminded of something we were told years ago by a major journalist in a position to know: The initial attacks on Naomi Wolf in the fall of 1999 came from rival staffers inside Gores campaign, not from the RNC, we were told. It was these staffers, we were told, who mailed around the dirty parts of Wolfs (outstanding) books, hoping to undermine Wolf as a rival for Gores attention. This conduct was loathsome, of course; given the mayhem these staffers helped create, they plainly helped send Bush to the White House. Our question: What on earth would make liberals think that Republican staffers are more moral, more decorous, more morally pure, more dignified, more discreet? By now, Maddow has become press agent for a wide array of people who helped take the U.S. to Iraq. Watching her vouch for Wallace on Tuesday night, the analysts bellowed and yowled.
Down toward the trivia-in-themselves: As weve noted, Palin was a horrible candidate. In our view, she remains a person with very poor judgment about the nations problems. But inside the pseudo-liberal world, this week has brought a set of screeching complaints about all manner of pointless triviaincluding complaints by book reviewers who havent seen the book theyre critiquing! Can we talk? Were small, and were dumb, and we love to talk trivia! Put another way: Weve met the mean girlsand they are us! We wouldnt know how to build a progressive politics if it hit us over the head.
Given the gruesome state of our health care system, how can it be that weve done so poorly in this years hunt for health reform? Can it be because were the mean girls here? Because were too dumb to play this game? Too undisciplined? Too self-involved? Too easy for The Interests to roll?
BonusWallaces agent: What actually happened between Palin and Wallace? Like you, we have no real way of knowing. Nor do we especially carethough we didnt find the tone of Palins book to be especially mean. Nor do we have any view about Nicolle Wallace as a personalthough she did fight long and hard to help Bush destroy the known world.
Today, though, you can forget about that! Wallace has a new press agent! Here she is, on her Tuesday night program, adding Wallace to the sanctified Powell and Wilkerson, her previous list of clients:
But how could Maddow possibly know if Wallace was setting the record straight? Meanwhile, avert your gaze at Maddows hapless first question to her expert guest, Ana Marie Cox.
Good lord, the analysts sadly cried. Could our side get any dumber?
We didnt know quite what to tell the young scholars. But weve had funny thoughts this week about where the mean girls are.