OBJECTIVELY ANTI-AMERICAN! The loonier wing of the Dowd-Matthews axis toys with the country again: // link // print // previous // next //
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2008
Expressions in shagtime/Mr. Sulzbergers shagtime band: Lying face-down on JFKs favorite shag, Maureen Dowd was thinking through her upcoming New York Times column. And then, of course! She had it at last! Ill do some mind-reading, the lady defiantly told herself, extending my Susannian novel! Thus fortified, the lady slept. She later dictated this mornings piece, which offers her country these excursions into her characters minds. Some of these statements are probably true. Some are outright fact:
Hiss! Hiss-spit! Hiss-spit! Meee-ow! Meanwhile, why does the pompous John Kerry want to be Secretary of State? You know he just wants to swan around in those striped pants, Dowd slurred to a helper.
Just last week, Nicholas Kristof was dreaming a dream; he dreamed that his nations long War on Brains might, at last, be nearing and end. We suggested that he read his own op-ed page (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/14/08). Well suggest that he go there again.
Ongoing War on Brains to the side, its an astounding insult to the national interest that this public crackpot remains in print, at the very top of our press corps. Has any journalist ever conducted such an extended, transparent breakdown? The lady has compared the last two Democratic nominees to the haughty Mr. Darcy, whose pride initially kept him from appreciating the wonders of the witty Miss Elizabeth Bennet (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 8/4/08). The lady has dispatched these complaints from the shag rugs once owned by a third.
But Dowd is part of an Antoinette class. Their culture revolves around riding to hounds, the pheasant hunt and the dance; they care not a whit for the national interest. Its a War on Brainsbut its their War on Brains. And so they barely notice it.
All that said, there is good news for both Obamas in the ladys latest dispatches. Yes, were in a bad housing market. Even so, if the Obamas want to sell their Chicago home, the lady will hasten to buy it. How would that make Oprah feel? she purred to unnamed friends.
Discourse on methode: The lesson regarding our comments on Darcy: Any damn fool can play this game, if a newspaperor editorlets her.
Easy to be hard: Yesterday, we mentioned the good work Media Matters has done in the past about Sunday booking patterns. This post appeared a few hours later. We thought the weaknesses of this new analysis was worth noting today.
The post concerns two Sunday showsFace the Nation and Fox News Sunday. Heres the summary:
But conservatives and Republicans didnt dominate on Face the Nation in the past two weeksand wed say the claim is a stretch in the case of Fox News Sunday. Heres the methodological shortcoming with the Media Matters analysis:
The analysis simply counts the number of guests presented on these programs. It doesnt consider how much time the various guests are afforded. This method can lead to a skewed conclusion. For an example, consider Fox News Sundays line-up on November 9.
The program started with John Podesta, in a relatively long, stand-alone segmenta segment he shared with no other guests. Then, the program did a shorter segment with two RepublicansMike Pence and Eric Cantor. According to the Media Matters methodology, this represents a two-to-one Republican advantagea guest line-up which heavily tilts to the right. But the programs guest line-up really tilted Dem. According to Nexis, Podestas segment lasted 2736 words. The two Republicans had to share a 2042-word segment between them.
Similarly, on the November 9 Face the Nation, Rahm Emmanuel was afforded a stand-alone, 2149-word segment; John Harris and David Brooks shared a shorter, 1483-word segment. By the Media Matters methodology, this show was perfectly balancedone conservative (Brooks), one neutral (Harris), one Democrat (Emmanuel). In fact, Emmanuel got much more time than the other two fellows combined.
This Media Matters methodology may work better with larger samples, where stand-alone segments for the two parties may tend to even out. But in the past two weeks, Democrats have gotten more stand-alone segments on the Sunday programs (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/18/08). As we review those two Face the Nation programs, we simply cant say that Republicans and conservatives dominated. In our view, that claim would even be a stretch about these two Fox News Sunday shows.
Weve been through a long War on Brains in this country. In our view, the progressive world would prosper if voters came to regard it as smart and fairas an actual source of reliable straight talk. The dumbness of the pseudo-con world has been an offense to the national interest. In our view, the progressive world would be very smart to make an issue of this long offense.
To do that, we have to be sure that we dont produce erroneousor utterly sillyversions of working the refs. The dumbness and dishonesty of the pseudo-con world represents a large, groaning target. But we cant take this case to the public if we play the same sorts of games the mainstream pressand the RNChave tended to play in the past. For the record, were sure that the Media Matters analysis was produced in good faith. But its methodology was basically flawed.
By the way: Weve seen at least one major progressive who couldnt even count the number of guests after this past Sundays programs had aired. By our count, this past Sundays shows featured nine appearances by current Republican office-holders and four appearances by such Democratsnot seven and three. Are we really unable to count up to four? Is this how we use our majority? (One apparent problem: The AP listings omitted Palin. Despite that fact, she was there. We know that because we watchedand then fact-checked.)
Final note: To some extent, Arnold Schwarzenegger is the type of Republican you put on the air if you want to tick off Republicans. (He skipped the Republican Governors conference.) Here too, we see the difficulty involved in trying to quantify matters like thisespecially when we try to do so with small, short-term samples.
Objectively anti-American: Who would be Obamas best choice for Secretary of State? We dont really have an opinion. But Digbys a bit more sanguine than we about the way the possible choice of Hillary Clinton could perhaps shake out:
Digby may have been working a bit tongue-in-cheekperhaps not. But for the record, we dont think the appointment of Clinton would likely work that way. Within large parts of the upper-end press corps, Clinton/Gore-loathing is a religion; it became one a long time ago. Most likely, the loathing wouldnt be quarantined at Foggy Bottom. In the press corps Dowdier precincts, the loathing is more extreme than that. It would more likely spread to Obama himselfto the man who decided that such a vile woman could be suitable for such a top job.
This morning, David Broder voices the Villages judgment in a polite, well-mannered way. (Were stunned to learn that Broder has been a fan of the former first lady's since [he] covered her efforts for health-care reform 15 years ago.) But you have to chuckle at the way this cohort argues such manifest cases. Technically, theres no self-contradiction in the following passage. But The Dean sure is cutting it close:
As always in Standard Village Constructs, Clinton is disqualifyingly bossy. But note the comedy in The Deans treatment of the run-up to war in Iraq. Clinton and Biden both voted yes on the war resolution. This is cited as a principal reason to pass over Clinton. And it isnt mentioned in the next paragraph, where we are helpfully told that Biden is probably more expert.
As Broder continues, he hits the real problemthe looming presence of Bill Clinton. Once again, The Dean is polite. But other pundits have carried on loudly. And his papers reporters have quickly offered tortured complaints such as this:
Really? Bill Clinton has raised eyebrows with his speeches? Wed have to say he hasnt raised many, judging from Shears two examples. As best we can tell, that speech to International Profit Associates raised so many eyebrows that, preceding Shears report, the Post gave it three paragraphs, over eight years. Even then, a key fact was fudged: Did Bill Clinton know that IPA was the focus of a federal investigation? Meanwhile, note the key wiggle word, eventually, in Shears first example.
Over eight years, these are the most troubling speeches the Post was able to find?
As noted, we have no particular view on Hillary Clinton as Sec of State. But we do have a reaction to the pundit corps renewed Clinton/Gore-loathing: Things have reached the point where these sad life-forms are objectively anti-American. The nation is in a set of major messes; a new president is trying to pick the people he thinks will serve him best in a difficult time. But so what? Even in such a perilous time, the loonier members of the Dowd-Matthews axis cant quit their Clinton-loathing. Nothing will keep them from this vast pleasure, the one pleasure of their sad lives.
Its almost like they loathe the country itself. In the past, theyve done astounding harm to that country through their aggressive Clinton/Gore-trashingespecially when they worked so hard to put George Bush where he is. But even now, they refuse to abandon their childish games. Nothing will ever make them stop. They care about little else.
Dean Broder was polite today, as befits a high-minded man. But Chris Matthews has been actively clowning on Hardballand does anyone really doubt this report? These palace dwellers have done vast harm to this country in the past sixteen years. Their Clinton/Gore-loathing remains their great joyand it could be a national problem again if Obama and Clinton combine.