SOMERSAULTS FROM THE VW BUG! Harlequins tumbled into the ring following Thursdays debate: // link // print // previous // next //
MONDAY, OCTOBER 6, 2008
THE FINE ART OF KISSING UP TO A MODERATOR: Frankly, it makes us retch to see the way career liberals still play this game. Yesterday, Steve Benen was boo-hooing about the way Sarah Palin mistreated Gwen Ifill. (Steves headline: The fine art of blowing off a moderator.) It has rarely occurred to lads of this ilk to criticize Ifill herself, for letting herself get blown off that wayor, more primally, for exposing herself to massive criticism for moderating Thursdays debate despite her forthcoming book. And yes, her book does give Gwen Ifill a significant stake in seeing Obama win. The lads would be screaming long and loud if the shoe were on some other foot.
Someone else should have handled Thursdays debatebut Ifill power-blundered ahead. She then rolled over and thoroughly died as Palin blew off her questions. Did Ifill let Palin blow her off because shed been pounded by so much conservative criticism? We dont the slightest ideaand lads like Benen have little stomach for raising such obvious questions. On Friday, Emily Rooney seemed to raise that question, speaking to Howard Kurtz. But few of our fiery career liberal leaders went there. To our ear, Benens piece displayed the fine art of kissing up to a moderator.
Today, the lads are at it again. Benen is thrilled because Obamas campaign will finally raise the Keating Five matter; Josh Marshall notes the same development. But neither lad asks an obvious question: Why has the mainstream press corps endlessly failed to raise this topic? They ducked the topic eight years ago, when the worlds greatest saint first sought the White House. And theyve largely ducked the topic again during his current campaign. Neither Benen nor Marshall notes this problemeven though Benen understands that raising the issue may have a down-side for Obama:
Damn straight. A fist-fight about who has bad character may not play well for Obama, who has been cruising of late.
It would be easier for Obama to stick to the high road if the mainstream press corps had done its job. But weak-willed fellows like Josh and Steve will simply never adopt this framework as they gaze at American politics. Josh has reinvented himself as a fool in the course of this years campaignbut even so, he routinely skips questions of mainstream press conduct. Steve is along for the ride.
Back to poor, abused Ifill. On yesterdays Meet the Press, Tom Brokaw and his ship of Village fools helped her boo-hoo-hoo about Palins very bad conduct. (And about the ludicrous conduct of those who said she might have a conflict.) Brokaw played part of the tape from this weekends Saturday Night Livethe part which mocked Palin for blowing off Ifill. But wouldnt you know it? He completely forgot to play the two parts of the SNL tape which mocked Ifill for hosting the debate in the first place, despite her conflict of interest! As always, Brokaw and his Village People displayed the fine art of kissing up to their own. And Josh and Steve have been boo-hoo-hooing on Ifills behalf along with rest of the gang.
Indeed, Benen posted that same segment from SNL as part of his own post. He too forgot to share the part of the tape which mocked Ifill. As weve noted, Ifill made her mark five years ago by rolling over and abjectly dying for her buddy, Condi Rice. Its truly stunning when leading liberals carry water for hacks of this type.
Please remember the basic principle: Their side attacks the mainstream press. Your side asks them for jobs.
Fairbanks arrives: That said, we congratulate The New Republics Eve Fairbanks, who made her Washington Post debut with a suitably hackneyed piece in Sundays Outlook section. (Her piece does help you understand where Village politics is now heading.) A bit of background: All through 1999, The New Republic kept its trap shut while the Post kept savaging Candidate Gore. And wouldnt you know it? At the end of that year, its editor (Chuck Lane) and its political reporter (Dana Milbank) accepted full-time jobs at the Post! Yesterday, Fairbanks arrived at the club, allowed to visit for a few hours. For years, weve tried to explain how this game is played. For that reason, it was quite a thrill when we saw Fairbanks arrive there.
SOMERSAULTS FROM THE VW BUG: Good God! Following Thursday nights debate, a familiar array of Village clowns tumbled out of their Volkswagen bug. How do the various Villagers clown? Let us count just a few of the ways:
Pre-debate clowning: Your press corps loves to display its inanityand its lack of preparation. On last Wednesdays Hardball, Chris Matthews raised a very important question: Should Biden help Palin with her chair at the start of the debate? The addled fellow posed his great question to Michelle Bernard and Joan Walsh:
Matthews inanity was obvious, of course. (Hes paid $5 million per year.) Less obvious was his utterly typical lack of preparation. This debate was not a sit-down debate, unlike the last two VP debates. Matthews great question wasnt simply inane. It was also completely irrelevant.
Instant post-debate bungling: High-ranking pundits are always eager to blunder after a debate. Last Thursday, Charlie Rose had assembled a gruesome gang. And sure enough! One pundit couldnt wait to showcase her world-class hauteurand her unerring instinct for error:
Asked for mistakes, of which there were many, Goodwin turned to the question of gaffes and Tina Few moments, insisting that there had been few. And Cokie quickly rolled her eyes at the way Biden used the word Bosniaks. As you know, dopes like Cokie are always eager to showcase their superiority to the dim-witted hacks theyre forced to cover. In this case, she created a typical two-fer: She focused on a trivial matterand got it completely wrong.
Unsurprisingly, Bosniak turned out to be the accurate term, as Media Matters had explained within three hours of the debate. But so what? In Saturdays New York Times, the hapless Charles Blow was still ridiculing Biden for that hysterical Bosniac snafuand for his unbelievable Home Depot story.(We have no idea why Blow founds Biden remark unbelievable. Politicians routinely visit spots like Home Depot to glad-hand and speak with constituents.) Again, Media Matters had fact-checked the Bosniak point within three hours of Thursdays debate. But so what? Nothing keeps these high-priced dopes from getting their trivia wrong.
Got low expectations: As always, Villagers brandished subjective measuring sticks, letting us know which of the candidates had exceeded expectations. In the Post, Howard Kurtz asked a quadrennial question. Karen T capably answered:
Tumulty answered capablybut nothing stops this conduct. The all-time historical example involves Bush and Gores first debate, in which pundits all over the country Said The Exact Same Thing: Gore may have done better on points, but because he exceeded expectations, Bush really won the debate. A few years ago, we posted a detailed treatment of this truly remarkable episode (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 6/27/06). If youve never read that post, we strongly rtecommend it. Compared to that outing, the boy and girls were quite restrained after last Thursdays debate.
The Dean dozes: In the Post, David Broder said he cant imagine why McCains campaign hasnt used Palin more. Even from the Village Dean, this was truly astounding:
Apparently, Broder alone, among living humans, missed Palins debacle with Katie Couric. But under time-honored Village laws, no event is ever complete without such reaction from Broder.
(By the way: To see Jim Fallows pretend that this sort of thing from Broder is rare, you know what to dojust click here, then prepare to gag. Unlike in Campaign 2000, Fallows is on your team this year. But within his professional cohort, hes still kiss-kissing hard.)
We could point to other manifestations. On page one of Sundays Post, for example, Michael Dobbs typed the story the insider press corps will simply never stop typing. (As he did, he drew inferences about one hopefuls character. In fact, a politicians character can best be assessed by examining his conduct in office.) And Len Downie typed the latest blunderbuss tale about the Villages goodness.
And omigod! On the same page with Downie, there was Fairbanks, in her debut. But then, the Village is a daft and daffy place. Career liberals will stomp you to get there.
Pepperidge Farm remembers: Our favorite Goodwin post-debate highlight comes from Campaign 2004. Because the Red Sox had been on TV, she hadnt quite watched Bush and Kerrys debate. But so what? The next day, she called Imus anywayand recited a string of Republican points. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 10/15/04. We strongly recommend this post.
When it comes to Cokie, well always have Bushs 2000 tax plan. Four days after it was released (in December 1999), she still thought the campaigns dollar figure referred to ten years, not to five. Politely, Stephanopoulos tried to cover up for her astounding mistake. But for our disillusioned analysts, the damage was already done. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 12/6/99.
And yes, youre right! That was the same This Week when Cokie, George and Sam shook their heads about Gores Pinocchio problemabout Gores terrible Love Canal lie. As part of the fun, Bill Kristol misquoted Gore again, four days after Ceci Connollys misquotation had been corrected. But so what? No onenot Sam, not George, and surely not Cokiecorrected Kristols misquotation. In this way, these gruesome people put George Bush where he is.
A few weeks later, Lane and Milbank got the good newsthey could come to work for the Post! Candidate Gore had been slandered by Ceci Connolly, again, without a word of complaint from The New Republic. But so what? Two career liberal writers had landed good jobs at the Post. And yes, this is the way your politics has worked in the past sixteen years.