WHEN THE CORNS RESEMBLE THE DOWDS! Maureen Dowd simpered and playedjust like Corn before her: // link // print // previous // next //
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2009
Only in the Times: Today, the New York Times actually examines the foreign experienceespecially, the Swiss health care system. Tomorrow, well discus the mess that results, in detail. But just drink in the following passage from Nelson Schwartzs front-page report. Only in the Times!
Only in the New York Times can lower costs coexist so well with bigger bills! In this passage, we are told that Swiss insurance policies cost as much as the average American policyand that the Swiss pay well more than we do out of pocket! We know, we knowSchwartz doesnt quite say that; in fact, he doesnt say that at all! But it sure sounds like he does.
Our view: This report is gruesome work, from its headline and opening paragraph on down. Well discuss it in detail tomorrow. By the way, here are the per-person spending figures for the countries in questionnot that you can learn these facts from Schwartzs actual article:
Those data do not appear in Schwartzs report. He does present them as part of a multi-part graphica graphic which doesnt seem to appear on-line.
Per capita, Switzerland spends about 61 percent as much as we do. (Thats a lot! No other large nation spends nearly as much as the Swiss.) But according to Schwartzs simulations of statement, the Swiss pay as much as we do for premiums, and more than we do out of pocket. Yes, those facts could all be truealthough well admit we find them puzzling. But this strikes us as gruesome work, from its headline on down.
Does the insurance industry own the Times? More tomorrow. But once again, we find ourselves wondering.
PART 4WHEN THE CORNS RESEMBLE THE DOWDS: Do you live in an idiocracy? Evidence is all around:
Climate disaster is loomingbut no one wants to discuss it. Columnists fawn to the worlds richest manbut forget to say what this person believes. In health care, your nation spends two to three times as much as comparable nationsbut no newspaper has ever done a series explaining this stunning fact.
And David Corn has become Maureen Dowd! Lets state a basic principle:
You do live in an idiocracy when: The Corns start resembling the Dowds.
Corn, of course, is one of the people who make us believe that progressive views are represented on cable. By contrast, Dowd is the simpering star of the New York Times op-ed page. When our leading progressives start resembling Dowd, the idiocrats hold complete power.
Lets start with the ladys simpering piece in Sundays Times. (Yesterday, she focused on the time she told William Safire what a thong is.)
As usual, the ladys simpering started with a weighty allusion to Shakespeare. Soon, though, she was picking-and-choosing her way through two booksone about President Bush, one about President Clinton. One of the books is The Clinton Tapes, Taylor Branchs recollection of his long conversations with President Clinton during the Clinton presidency. Dowd, of course, went right to the part that gives her tired life meaning:
For the record, Clinton said Gore was in Neverland about one topic only. Read the book if you want to see what that one topic was.
In fairness, Dowd is limited in subject matter when she discusses this book. At no point did Clinton discuss Gores bald spot, or say that he ever caught the vice president singing I Feel Pretty as he looked in a mirror. Operating at this disadvantage, Dowd presents a highly edited version of even that one explosive meeting. According to Dowd, Gore said people around him blamed Clintons scandalous shadow for the defeat. She forgets to say that, in Branchs account, Gore explicitly says that he himself does not share that view. But so it goes when broken-souled clowns preside in an idiocracy.
(After an especially idiotic 1997 Dowd column. Branch paraphrases Clinton saying this: "She must live in mortal fear that there's somebody in the world living a healthy and productive life. This remark didnt make Dowds recent column.)
Before we review a more serious account of that explosive meeting, might we make one obvious point? President Clinton was not at his clearest when he made the reference to Hillary Clinton running on the Clinton-Gore record. Candidate Clinton ran and wonin the state of New York. (Were glad she did!) But people! Candidate Gore ran in that state tooand his victory margin was more than twice as large as Candidate Clintons. (Gore won New York by 1.7 million votes; Clinton by 832,000.) If the United States was New York, Gorerunning the race he ranwould have won an historic landslide. (Gore won 60 percent of the vote in New York; Bush won 35.)
Dowd is too blowsy to say that.
By the way: We dont mean that as a criticism of Bill Clinton, of Hillary Clinton, or of Gore. Reading through Branchs account of that meeting, we thought Clinton and Gore each behaved sensibly (given the circumstances), though each seemed to exhibit one blind spot during the session. (In fairness, the account of the meeting came from Clinton, not from Gore.) But in response to Branchs publication, simpering ninnies like Lady Dowd have done what they have done for decades. Lying face-down on their plush shag rugs, theyve picked and chosen and simpered and minced and made a ripe joke of your lives.
When the Corns start resembling the Dowds, you live in a flat idiocracy.
How does Branch describe that meeting? Lets view the less foolish account offered by Michiko Kakutani, doing a formal book review in the Times. Kakutani manages to eschew the word explosive:
Essentially, Kakutani describes three claims. Lets review them in inverse order:
Poor campaign/valiant campaign: Did Gore run a poor campaign from a strong hand, or a valiant campaign against impossible odds? Given those choices, wed go with the latter, although the odds clearly werent impossible. Gore did win the popular vote, andas Clinton tells Branch, though the Dowds wont tattlehe almost surely won Florida too, except for some tragically mis-designed ballots. Well explain our preference for the latter formulation a bit more belowbut make sure you understand one point: The notion that Gore ran a poor campaign from a strong hand is pure, Grade A mainstream press bullshit. Its the story the press corps has always told, reciting en masse, because it air-brushes their own gross misconduct out of the picture .Every good boy and girl in the press corps has always known to recite this script. Youve heard it forever. Thats why.
Big message/little message: Could Gore have crafted a bigger message? Presumably yes, he could have. On the other hand, there was no message Gore ever crafted that the press corps didnt aggressively work to undermine. In June 2000, for example, Gore staged a three week Progress and prosperity tour, using the kind of explicitly pro-Clinton/Gore messaging that the press corps has always said he dumbly avoided. Reaction? At the Times, Dowd-like pseudo-reporter Katharine Seelye criticized Gore for sometimes saying prosperity and progress rather than progress and prosperity (for example, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 6/20/00). Other inaneand disingenuouscomplaints rained down on the tour. But by this time, Lawrence ODonnell had explained the press corps strategy to Chris Matthews. The press corps felt they had been complicit in letting Gore get away with criticizing their darling, Bill Bradley, ODonnell told Matthews (transcript below). Especially at the New York Times, he said, they had now decided that they wouldnt let the same thing happen when Gore criticized Bush. By High Pundit Law, simpering ninnies like Maureen Dowd are forbidden to tell you things like this. But in fact, there was no message Gore ever crafted (ever could have crafted) that people like Seelye and Dowd didnt work to undermine. This is the elementary truth about this campaign, however much various people misspoke about it later, telling you Gore had every advantage.
A few strategic states: Could Clinton have helped Gore in a few strategic states? Specifically, could he have helped Gore win Arkansas, New Hampshire, Tennessee or Missouri? Its always possible, of course, although Clinton himself makes a conciliatory statement about this idea in the book, a point Dowd forgets to mention. (We dont have the text at hand.) But what would have happened if Gore had sent Clinton to campaign in those states in the campaigns last weeks? Cracker, please! As sure as the sun will set in the west, the press corps would have partied! Trust us: The press would have laughed, cavorted, analyzed, clowned. They would have talked about nothing elseand they would have talked with open derision. As it turned out, they got to adopt that mocking approach to an unfortunate, last-minute Esquire cover story on Clinton. One of the minxes who simpered and quailed waswho else?Lady Dowd. This was Dowd, currying mischief in the final days before the election which would change the worlds history. And of course, this is exactly how she would have behaved had Clinton gone out on the trail:
President Clinton said that Esquire had released this, its December issue, earlier than had been agreed. But Dowd and pals partied about the photo and the interviewand said that Clinton regarded this as his own last chance to assert that nobody can take his place. But that is exactly what they would have done had Clinton appeared in Arkansas, or in New Hampshire, campaigning on Gores behalf.(They never would have stopped laughing if hed gone to Gores own Tennessee.) Could Clinton have turned one of those states? Thats always possible, of course. But there would have been tons of mocking national coverageand its always possible that this could have cost Gore other narrowly-won states. Dowd will never mention such things, of course. She has one job in the idiocracy: Shes paid to simper and preen.
As we read Branchs account of that meeting, we thought Clinton and Gore both behaved sensibly, on balance, during that explosive meeting. But people like Dowd knew what to do when they got this thrilling account. Unfortunately, David Corn, at the progressive Mother Jones, went beyond even Lady Dowd in playing the simpering, silly-boy ninny when it came to this part of Branchs book. The good news: Readers chide him for his inanity in their comments to his posts. The bad news: When the Corns surpass even the Dowds, you are in an idiocracy.
Can we talk? Corn suffers from Thomas Friedman Disease: Inability to tell the truth about the Clinton-Gore era. At The Nation, Corn sat out the wars against Clinton and Goreand he simpers and laughs about them today. In the process, he has become a regular player of Hardball. He recites the standard shit on that silly-shit programand airbrushes the unfortunate history of how we all got to this place. (There is no way to discuss this era with Chris Matthews as your host.)
Can we talk? Inside Establishment Washington, the 1990s were a time of rising conservative power. Especially after the 1994 elections, pundits seemed to know where future bread would be buttered. Eventually, their long, destructive wars against President Clinton were seamlessly transferred to Candidate Gore. In November 2000, Dowd was writing columns about Gores Spot. She opened her Sunday, pre-election column with the image of Gore singing I Feel Pretty as he looked at himself in a mirror.
But then, in October 2000, Lawrence ODonnell was sitting in one of the liberal chairs on The McLaughlin Report and he was calling Gore a liar, repeating one of the most ridiculous claims about Gores lies. This is exactly how Goerge Bush reached the White House.
The Corns politely stared into space. They said and did nothing during this era. But neither did the Uncle Tom Friedmans. In fairness, Uncle Tom did get around to telling the truth about Whitewater. He did so in yesterdays column!
Corn has never gotten that far. You do live in an idiocracy when the Corns, even more than the Dowds, gambol and play in this manner:
To see Corn posing as Dowd: To see Corn play the Neverland card, just click this.
To see Corn play the Mussolini card, click here. Truly pathetic.
One point of consolation: In comments, readers chide Corn for his, simpering conduct. But yes, you live in an idiocracy. When the Corns top even the Dowds, the die has truly been cast.
What ODonnell said: As we all know, Lawrence ODonnell is one of our countrys great progressive heroes. Heres what he said in May 2000, on Hardball, about what the press corps was doing to Gore. Context: Gore had been criticizing Bush for proposing privatization of Social Securityand the New York Times had presented back-to-back, front-page attacks on Gore for being so harshly aggressive.
ODonnell explained what was happening:
Did ODonnell mean that Gores position had real merit? Or did he mean that the press corps approach had real merit? We arent entirely sure. One reason: Its fairly clear that ODonnell supported Bushs eventual proposal for partial privatization over Gores opposition. For the record: Pat Moynihan was ODonnells former boss. He had been on the Times front page that very day, criticizing Gore for using the word privatization, which he called a scare word. Plainly, ODonnell agreed:
More on ODonnell tomorrowbut thats how George Bush reached the White House. Four months later, ODonnell sat on McLaughlin, misstating baldly about Gore.
To the Times, this was harshly aggressive: What kinds of things made the Times say that Gore was being harshly aggressive? That morning, the Times had listed five offensive statements by Gore as part of their second straight front-page screed. This was one of the five troubling statements. No, we arent making this up:
Five statements like that so offended the Times that they ran consecutive, front-page news reports about Gores harshly aggressive campaigning. On that nights Hardball, ODonnell explained why this was occurring. For our real-time account; click here, scroll down top 5/9/00.
So how about it? Did Gore run a poor campaign from a strong hand, or a valiant campaign against impossible odds? Given those choices, wed take the latter. Truly, theres no real contestalthough the clan still wont tell.