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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2008
NEW OBSERVATIONS FROM PLANET KURTZ: Howard Kurtz was in the spin room after Fridays debate. For unknown reasons, Kurtz was surprised when the pundit corps did what it typically does:
We dont know why Kurtz says McCain won the spin war, and he doesnt attempt to explain the statement. But Kurtz enters la-la land again as he voices surprise at the pundit corps focus on body lingo. After all, this same press corps obsessed over Bushs glance at his watchand jacked up the volume on Al Gores sighs, while worrying about his vile make-up. In short, this is what they normally do. Every human knows this.
In our view, the focus on McCains eye contact was this silly gangs latest inanity. (Below, well watch three liberal pundits express their outrage by mid-day Saturdayhaving failed to mention this problem in their real-time comments.) But its even sillier when Kurtz is surprised to see pundits engage in such trivia. In this instance, pundits have engaged in less of this nonsense than they have sometimes done in the past. But as always, their concern about manners and body language have favored the candidate they largely prefer. Duh. This is how this simpering clan tries to tell the rubes how to vote. Kurtz, just in from the Planet Zarkon, doesnt seem to know this.
Thats right, kids. Chris Matthews was troubled by McCains body language because he favors Obama. Howard Kurtz, just in from Zarkon, doesnt know that either.
Postscript: Note the mandatory pander to Lehrer, who behaved so inappropriately in Bush and Gores first two debates. This is required of insider hacks. Youre required to say how great Lehrer was. Its a precept of Hard Pundit Law.
Prejudice and pride: Meanwhile, how gruesome is the ongoing culture of the Insider Press Corps? This weekend, Maureen Dowd and Colbert King went out of their way to show you.
Start with Dowd, who rolled her eyes at Obamas debate performance, even though every poll and focus group seems to suggest that he won the debate in the eyes of the voters. On Sunday, Dowd was blind to such information. Heres how the Daft One began:
It would be hard to describe how stupid that is. As many people already know, Cruise and Nicholson are Hollywood actors; the two men were actually reading a script when Cruise got all up in Nicholsons face, causing the older man to erupt. It was easy for Cruise to make Jack go off because thats what the script instructed. By way of contrast, Obama and McCain were in an unscripted debate; it would have been risky for Obama to slide under McCains skin and irritate him until he (perhaps) erupted. Movies work one wayreal life works another. But Dowd doesnt quite seem to know that.
Throughout her column, Dowd ridiculed Obamas dumb-ass performance; she showed no sign of knowing that voters seemed to think that Obambi had bested McCain. But then, Dowd showed up at Fridays debate wearing an Elvis T-shirt, Kurtz reports. (Darlings! Elvis was born in Tupelo!) It would be hard to get dumber than Dowd. But the Times will continue to try.
But if Dowd was prejudice, King was pride in this astounding column in Saturdays Post. We cant remember when weve seen a major pundit express a cultural arrogance which is quite so moronic.
By now, everyone has noticed that Sarah Palin may not be up to the job shes pursuing. (Thursday night will define the tale.) But King disdains Palin for other reasonsfor example, because she went to several colleges, and because her embarrassing husband doesnt have a college degree at all. (Youll have to read Kings full discussion of this problem to drink in the depth of his arrogance.) And to all appearances, King disapproves of Palin because shes married. Yes, he actually wrote this:
A hockey mom cant be the real deal, this snooty imbecile sniffs. He then rolls his eyes at the Palins, at considerable length, for their unacceptable educational pedigree.
King does cite a few objections to Sarah Palins actual views and record. Meanwhile, his sub-text is his ongoing pique at Bill and Hillary Clinton. (The addled clan to which he belongs will never abandon this jihad.) But if Dowd was prejudice in Sundays piece, King had already pranced about as pride. Dowd mistreats this favorite book every four years. This weekend, though, playing charades, her silly clan acted its title.
THE THREE TENORS: Jim Rutenberg tried, but he couldnt quite do it. In Sundays New York Times, he described the way the two campaigns were trying to generate silly, faux outrage following Friday nights debate. Republicans were complaining, Rutenberg said, that Obama had to glance down to remember the name of a soldier who had been killed in Iraq. And Democrats were complaining that Vile McCain hadnt gazed at Obama enough.
Sheer inanity, all the way down! (Evidence follows.) Try as he might, though, Rutenberg couldnt make himself tell the whole truth about the way this foolishness works:
A candidates peek at his wristwatch may seem trivial? Rutenberg couldnt quite make himself say how inane this quadrennial rite really is. And in that last paragraph, he couldnt quite make himself tell the full story about the way this nonsense works. Heres what really happens: These issues can catch fire [among Rutenbergs colleagues] and influence public perception. But then, its just as weve always told you: The press corps role in our public nonsense must always be disappeared.
The press corps clowned and played the fool when they complained about Bushs watchand about Gores make-up and sighs. But last Friday night, it was famous liberals who were playing the fool, inventing the latest bit of inanity. Last Friday night, leading liberals boo-hoo-hooed about McCains vile body language. McCain wouldnt look at Obama, they said. Then they cried all over the land.
Wellsome liberals boo-hooed about this on Friday night. Others cried about it on Saturdayhaving failed to mention the outrage in their real-time comments. Thats right! Once this blather had clunked into place, liberal leaders tried to pretend that they had been troubled by McCains conduct too. They ran to join the parade, having failed to be outraged on Friday.
In what follows, well review the work of three major players who ran to get in line with this blatherhaving failed to say a word about McCains vile conduct in real time. Well start with Joe Kleinyes, hes a liberal this year. But things will get worse from there.
Biggest hack in the pond: Is there a bigger hack in the pond than Joe Klein? At Swampland, you can read Kleins Next Days Thoughts about Fridays debate, posted just before noon on Saturday. Meanwhile, you can read his real-time reaction from Friday night, at the official Time magazine site. This first piece was posted late Friday night, shortly after the debate ended.
Uh-oh! Saturday, in his Next Days Thoughts, Klein substantially reinvented his view of Fridays debate. Below, we show you what he said in Saturdays follow-up post. And we show you what he meant:
Interesting! By Saturday noon, Klein was saying that McCain seemed condescending and small throughout. Near the end, he boo-hooed a bit further:
By the time of Saturdays noon-time post, Klein was quite troubled by McCains conduct. McCain had shown disdain for Obama; he had seemed condescending and small throughout. And not only that! The effort he spent trying to control his temper hadnt worn well either! Indeed, Klein wasnt so sure that people would want him glowering in their living rooms for the next four years.
All of which is very odd, for an obvious reason. On Friday night, Klein posted a full-length review of the debate; in it, he forgot to mention any of this vile conduct. Go aheadread his whole piece. He says nothing about McCain seeming small and condescending; he says nothing about the disdain for Obama. (He scored the debate a narrow win for Obama.) Near the end of his Friday night piece, in fact, Klein specifically discussed style and perceptions of character. And heres what the big phony said in real time, before the Conventional Wisdom about McCain has swept the liberal web:
Isnt it interesting? During the debate, McCain seemed condescending and small throughout. He showed discomfort, disdain for Obama; his efforts to control his temper hadnt worn well. In fact, McCain had been so unpleasant that Klein wasnt sure people would want him glowering in their living rooms. But in his full review Friday night, Klein forgot to mention these things! Even when he specifically reviewed McCains style, these outrages went unmentioned.
In our view, its fairly obvious what happened here. And it seemed to happen around the liberal web, as liberal leaders played you for fools. What a gang of hacktacular hacks!
After Josh slept on it: Josh Marshall was also upset by McCains vile conductone he had a chance to learn that this was his cohorts Official Approved Story. On Saturday afternoon, Josh reinvented his real-time reactions, just as Klein had done:
Huh! After seeing initial polling data and surveying other people's reactions, Josh had rethought his outlook too. He gave two basic reason for this. His first reason didnt really make sense, as you can see from reading his piece. But in his second basic reason, he, like Klein, suddenly found himself very upset by McCains rude conduct:
Just like Klein, Josh now found himself upset by McCains contempt or condescensionthe contempt or condescension which had made McCain look small and angry. But how weird! In real time, Josh live-blogged the entire debateand he completely forgot to mention these outrages as they were actually happening! His first mention of this troubling phenomenon came late in the debate, in response to an e-mail. This is what he wrote. SorryJoshs archives have been down, so we cant seem to recover a link:
I haven't focused on this myself, he reported. It isnt clear that hed even noticed. But so what? By the next day, Josh was very upset about this vile misconduct. It made McCain look small and angry, he wrote, long after the fact.
Radio daze: Then there was the young perfesser, who spent much of Friday afternoon trying to fly out of Philly. As a result, he didnt get to watch the debate. On Saturday morning at 9, he posted this:
The perfesser had heard the Official Story about McCains vile conduct. But he hadnt actually seen the debate; he had only heard some of it on the radio. It's hard to make any judgments without seeing the visuals, he said.
But fish gotta swim, and birds gotta flyand hacks have to treat you like rubes. At 9:42, the perfesser posted a bit of snark about the radio bits he had heard, though he said nothing about the eye contact. But sure enough! But by 1:13 that afternoon, the perfesser was quite outraged too. Condescension made for a wonderful title. Youll rarely see such perfect hackistry:
How weird! As it turns out, Atrios had been struck, in real time, by McCains incredibly condescending attitude towards Obama. Indeed, McCain had sounded like he thought Obama was on par with dog shit. And yet, for some reason, the perfesser forgot to mention this in his original posts. He only got around to recording this judgment on Saturday afternoon.
To all appearances, this is the work of three perfect hackspeople filled with contempt and condescension toward you. Once the Official Story clunked into place, they ran to pretend that they had felt the Official Approved Reactions all along.
This is what mainstream journalists used to do; now, liberal leaders ape their conduct. By the way: Do you think the progressive/Dem world will ever develop a winning politics with leaders like this at the helm?
Were seeing a pattern: As you may recall, Josh did much the same thing after the crucial October 30 Democratic debate. Midway through, he was gushing about Hillary Clintons performance. (Here's the thing with Hillary. Not always inspiring answers. But, man, she never flubs an answer. Simply unflappable. Like a machine. And I mean that as a compliment.) By 11:37 PM, he had started to get mildly in line with emerging clatter about her deeply troubling drivers license answer. By the next day, though, he had begun to scramble. It got a lot rougher [for Clinton] toward the end, he wrotealthough he hadnt said a word about this problem in his live-blogging. She does seem to be taking it [her position on the drivers license matter] to an almost absurd length, he now wrotealthough he said nothing about her answer in real time. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 10/31/07, with links to Joshs posts.
The mugging of Clinton had started in earnest; having failed to say the right things in real time, Josh was now scrambling to catch up with the pack. In our view, he played the same silly game this weekend. This time, though, he had plenty of company from other leaders who scrambled to get into line.