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TUESDAY, AUGUST 19, 2008
ACTUALLY, NOHE DOESNT: Jim Fallows has an excellent piece in this months Atlantic, Joe Klein admiringly writes. But actually, nohe doesnt. Fallows describes this campaigns Democratic debatesand he cites a string of famous events from past presidential debates. In our view, Fallows displays one major skill in this piece; he skillfully avoids discussing the press corps role in creating these iconic incidents. But then, this is a basic skill of insider journalism. Fallows displays it in spades.
(According to the skillful Fallows, who made a big deal out of Gores alleged sighs? Of course! Who else? Saturday Night Live!)
Fallows describes a turning point from this years Democratic debate. But would that eventor those earlier eventsreally have turned these elections around without aggressive press corps pimping? Well try to get to this piece this week. But were sorryJoe Klein is just wrong.
Please note: Josh Greens piece in the same Atlantic also hides the press corps role in this years nomination fight. Jug-eared strivers of this type seem to know which events they must bury.
LIBERALS MARCH TO WAR: In the Post, Shailagh Murray writes about Obamas pledge to fight back hard. But honest to God. You just have to shake your heads at the way the liberal world plays this game. Our side is simply astounding:
Its just stunning. On our side, we start defining the other guy in mid-August, right before the election.
Here on planet Earth, McCains character has been getting defined quite relentlessly over the past nine years. Starting in the fall of 1999, major journalists turned him into a sanctified sainta moral sun god returned to the earth. The sheer absurdity of their pandering was surely apparent to all. But so what? On our side, we start addressing this matter in 2008, less than three months before an election!
Its almost impossible to describe how inept the liberal world is. On the other side, its relatively easy for a kook like Jerome Corsi to redefine Obamas character; in part, its easy because our side has sat around in the past while so many other Dems got redefined. Voters have seen a long string of Major Dems get redefined as liars and fakesand the liberal world has persistently stared into space as this has happened. For some centrist voters, re-imagining a Big Dem as a fake is almost a matter of muscle memory, theyve sat through the process so often.
They other side plays this game twelve months, every year. We rouse ourselves in mid-August.
You can go ahead and read the whole storynot that a book by Robert Kuttner was likely to affect anyones thinking. But please note how this system works. Corsi is a genuine crackpotbut he got his book written on time. Its currently sitting in all the storesand its being widely promoted. When our side tries to write a book, we dont seem to get out work done on timeand we end up in a book war. Could we be more incompetent?
Then too, your Nobel Prize winner is maybe too fat. Kuttner said so, just last week. You live at a time where its hard to describe how hapless the liberal world is. Our leaders are so out-of-touch they cant open their mouths without repeating these narratives.
We Irish: Leave it to Murrayand the Postto present this hopeless paragraph:
Guess what, dumb-*ss? If a book is full of falsehoods, you dont write long paragraphs repeating them.
MIDDLE-AMERICAN LONG SHOT: Our national nightmare is almost over. Soon, journalists will have to stop wasting your time guessing about the VP nominations. Gwen Ifill kicked off the season in Mayso long ago that the late Tim Russert was still hosting Meet the Press. Lets recall the sheer inanity of Russerts panel that day:
What else would we do? these idiots asked, as they embarked on three months of time-killing (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/2/08).
How wasteful has this focus been? At present, few voters have the first f*cking idea about a wide range of serious issues. For example: How would off-shore drilling affect oil pricesor our dependence on foreign oil? Few voters have any real idea. But then, these pundits also know very little about real matters of consequence. And so, last Sunday, George Stephanopoulos concluded his latest long VP-guessing session with a quip about its sheer pointlessness. The pundit panel had largely agreedObama was likely to pick Joe Biden. And then, the pundits all shared a good laugh. Since pundits rarely get these things right, that means he wont get it, George said:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Having spent three months pretending to ponder, the pundit panel shared a good laugh about how pointless the whole effort was. And omigod! They moved ahead to a serious topic! An endless summer had dwindled away. Really, what else could they do?
Readers, gaze on the fatuous crew described as your nations elite media! This week, as their season neared its end, our very dumbest national pundits longed for one last summer flings. At the New Republic, one fellow took a final dip in the ocean called It Just Could Be Al Gore:
You really cant get dumber than Crowley. It always could be Gore, of course; in the world of possibilities, everythings always possible. But Gore brings a massive raft of mocking narratives along with that alleged buzz and excitementa fact of life your liberal pundits will always agree not to mention. Of course, since Crowley is one of the fresh-faced boy who (lets be honest) lied about Gore back in Campaign 2000, its hardly surprising that he doesnt want to think about what his work wrought.
Thats right: If Gore were picked for VP this week, a boatload of mockery would still follow. After all, the Washington Post didnt stop its open mockery even during the very week when Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize! But fellows like Crowley know the guilds lawthey must never notice such problems. And of course, there was Kuttner, not-noticing tooand mildly joking that Gore was so fat!
Could it be Gore? Well of course, it could. But weve pondered a second surprise pick this weekand we think the virtues of that long-shot help us unpack a current, important pseudo-controversy.
That long-shot pick would be Bill Bradley, a long-shot pick who would bring Obama many things Gore could not. For most of his political career, Bradley was a massive press corps favorite; that extended through most of his run for the Democratic nomination in Campaign 2000. (Though the press corps was starting to bail on him by mid-January 2000. Too aloof, they said.) And Bradley would help connect Obama to middle American imageryto the very imagery the vile Mark Penn told Hillary Clinton to stress. In 1999, Bradley ran the very campaign Penn described in that now-famous memoa campaign in which he stressed the fact that he came from the middle of middle America. When he formally announced his race for the White House, Bradley returned to his small home town on the banks of the Mississippito the very middle of the middle. Journalists walked with him through Crystal City, Missouri. At Time, Eric Pooley described his mythopoeic tour:
As the weeks went by, Pooley would pander hard about Bradleys poetic castand about his vast moral greatness. But on this day, it was all about that middle-American imagerythe river, the small bank, the Little League field. This is the imagery Penn told Clinton to stressbecause Obamas personal history doesnt allow him to match it. (As Penn noted in the memo, Obamas history did give him some advantages over Clinton.)
There are a lot of down-sides to Bradley; although he has some ties to Obama, its quite possible he was never considered for VP at all, not even on the fringes. But his personal history would help connect Obama to the middle-American imagery Bradley pushed throughout his own White House campaign. In yesterdays New York Times, Jeff Zeleny described the world of images being assembled for next weeks Democratic Convention. For Convention. Obamas Image is All-American, the headline said. All-American! Huh! Now who else could convey that?
For these reasons, weve thought of Bradley in the past few weeks, recommending a one percent bet on his chances. But lets use Bradleys middle-American imagery as a way to understand our latest Dem-trashing press corps narrativethe latest narrative in which were encourage to trash famous Major Dems.
So youll know: Theres one big difference between Bradleys middle-American image campaign and the middle-American image campaign Penn recommended to Clinton. Press corps lying to the side, Penn specifically told Clinton not to go negative about Obamas background. (Duh. She was way ahead in the polls at the time. Front-runners dont go negative.) By way of contrast, Bradley went negative right from the start when it came to his middle-American roots. (Duh. He was way behind in the polls. When pols are behind, they attack.) In early 1999, Bradley paraded around the state of Iowa, invidiously contrasting his small-town background to that of Gore, who was more a creature of Washington. Gore, of course, had grown up in Washington because his father was serving in Congress; similarly, Bradleys daughter had grown up in Washington because her father served there. As such, this invidious campaign made especially little sense coming from Senator Bradley. But so what? The press corps was massively on Bradleys side, and they completely forgot to notice. When Gore noted that he had spent considerable time growing up on his familys farm, the press corpswhich had long reported those very same factsreinvented him as a big liar.
The rest is history. Surely youre happy with the way it turned pout.
At any rate, these are the ways campaigns are runafter which, journos start lying about them. And sure enough! In this past week, Democrats have been invited to demonize Big Major Dems once again. And as always, the press corps has simply lied in our faces, this time at the direction of jug-eared Josh Green. In his famous memo, Penn told Clinton not to go negative. But the story works better the other way. And so the facts had to change.
In our world, they always do.
At any rate, Bradley played the middle-American card, the same card Penn would recommend eight years later. But the press corps was swooning for Candidate Bradleyand they hated both Clintons and Gore. This shaped the lying about Candidate Goreand it has shaped the lying about Penns memo. This lying hurts Dems, and is hurting Obama, right to this very day.
Well still take a one percent bet on Bill Bradley. For Convention. Obamas Image is All-American? Within this party, where have we heard that well-known term before?
Howler historya sick editorial: How did George Bush ever get to the White House? The morning after that mythopoeic tour, the Washington Post penned an editorial which mentioned Bradleys superlative background. Since April, the Post had been waging full-scale war against Gore. And the Post understood the sick play that was available:
Cute. The dead of Iraq stare up from the groundat such sick editorials. (Colbert King wasnt yet on the board, so at least he didnt write it.) No, the Fairfax Apartment Hotel wasnt posh in the day, as the Post had routinely reportedbefore it went to war against Gore. And Gore had lived there as a child because his father was serving in Washington.
To the Post, Gore lacked a middle-American narrative too! Or at least, there were ways to pretend.