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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2009 Professors daughter: Yesterday morning, the Washington Post published a truly remarkable op-ed column. For our money, the most remarkable words in the piece appeared at the end, in the author identity line. The following words create a paradox about the state of intellectual culture:
Those words create a troubling paradox about the state of our culture. The piece was written by Danielle Allen, a 38-year-old professor at one of our most famous institutes. (Ignore the part about UPS.) Her glittering resume can be pondered here. If you believe the gatekeepers of the academy, Allen is exceptionally brillianta MacArthur Foundation genius, in fact. That brings us to the heart of the problem. Were going to wait a couple of days to comment on Allens piece. For today, well strongly recommend this TNR post, in which a thoroughly bollixed Jonathan Chait struggles to limn the professors meaning. For ourselves, we saw Chaits post at TNR before seeing Allens actual column. We mistakenly assumed he was talking about Charlotte Allen, so odd did his excerpt from Allens column seem. After reading a bit further, we thought Chaits post could be enhanced by a note about who Allen is. Again: Read the words weve excerpted above . For our money, they are the most significant words in yesterdays column. Over the years, weve often asked a question: Why have the professors failed to serve you over the past several decades? Why didnt the professors (in this case, the logicians) step forward to provide some clarity during the endless Medicare confusion of the mid-1990s? When Gore was destroyed by two years of bad paraphrase, why didnt the professors help us understand the logic of that crucial practice? Why havent the professors stepped forward? Allen serves at the Institute for Advanced StudyAlbert Einsteins former crib. Go ahead. Read what she wrote in yesterdays Post. Our thoughts were drawn to another professor, one well name by the end of the week. Maureen Dowds glorious threefer: Today, for Dowd, its a glorious threefer. She wastes the first half of her New York Times column mocking Hillary Clintons marriage. But darlings! It was simply heaven! She got in a shot at Cheryl Crow too! And this bull-roar aimed at Pelosi:
Lets see if weve followed this correctly. First, Dowd trashes the malcontents who have been disrupting forums where others have come to actually learn something. After trashing this kind of nuttiness, she turns around and hiss-spits at Pelosifor having criticized the very same conduct! But darlings, it was simply heaventhe chance to spit at Pelosi, Clinton and Crow! ! (Also Palin, but thats assumed. For the background on Crow, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 2/25/09.) Simple cultural point: Other newspapers had the good sense to dump their womens pages long ago. But Gothams great Times had a better idea: They folded their womens page (Dowd, Collins, Warner) in with their op-ed columns. Truly, this choice is astounding. What really counts from Congo: Dowds column teaches a lesson today in the meaning of tabloid journalism. Before pretending to discuss something important, Dowd burns up half her piece with Clintons briefly awkward moment. Cable news has had a ball with it too. Its what these imbeciles live for. Yesterday, Jeffrey Gettleman had a different idea. In this fascinating news report in the Times, he discussed Clintons actual diplomatic efforts in Congo. (Headline: Clinton Presses Congo on Illicit Minerals.) Many human lives were at stake, which explains why Dowd didnt care. In our hard-copy New York Times, there wasnt a single word about Clintons brief, embarrassing moment. On-line, we see that the Times has added one paragraph, right at the end, presumably from a later edition. Today, Gettleman continues his serious reporting. (Headline: Clinton Presents Plan to Fight Sexual Violence in Congo.) One passageone of many:
Children are killed and women are raped? Trust us. Dowd doesnt care.
Not for the first time: Margaret Carlson behaved very similarly in her 2003 memoir, Anyone Can Grow Up. At one point, she recalled a trip Hillary Clinton took to South Asia in 1995. In real time, Joe Klein had played the Gettleman role, reporting the serious issues involved in Clintons trip. Eight years later, Carlson posed as Dowd. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 6/12/03. Until we find a way to change it, this is the heart of our political culture. PART 3WE SEE RACISTS: Are liberals getting our keisters kicked in the current health care debate? Presumably, its too soon to say. That said, recent polling on health reform hasnt been all that greatand, on Sundays State of the Union, Dick Durbin seemed to semi-walk away from a public option. Of course, single-payer was a no-go right from the start; in recent months, we liberals have even stopped saying that a public option might lead to single-payer. (Having said this for several years, we now pretend this is just another absurd pseudo-con invention.) And were still stuck with the groaning goal Obama voiced two weeks ago at his press conference (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/24/09). Yesterday, the president clarified something he said that night:
Were paying an extra $6000 per person per year? Were fairly sure that cant be right, although its amazingly hard to tell. (Brilliant though we admittedly are, we liberals rarely stoop to the point of developing hard information.) But if thats what Obama meant at his press conference, we now better understand the embarrassing goal he sketched that night: Obama says that, if we legislate well, we can reach a point where we only waste four thousand dollars per person! That is the less-than-inspiring state in which we liberals are found. Adding to what the president said: We [liberals] continue to put up with getting a bad deal. In one way, its odd to think that we liberals may get our keisters kicked again. Its odd because our side is so brilliant, while the other side is such a gang of laughable wing-nuts. We liberals love to point this out, often failing to ask ourselves how it is that the gang of nuts keep beating the gang thats so brilliant. In the matter of health care, weve had fifteen years since the last time we failed to get our talking-points and frameworks together. But we keep playing the grasshopper on our side, as the ants on the other side keep beaming out their messages. Very few citizens understand how crazy our health care situation really is. Theyre satisified with their own health care, which makes reform hard. In part, theyre satisfied because weve never told them about the degree to which theyre being looted. We liberals are brilliant, but we somehow forgot to tell them over the years. Now, too late, Obama tells them. (The last fifteen years are not his fault.) But even Obama still cant seem to get his basic data straight. (Is it really $6000 extra per person?) And he rushes through this point. When we rush through basic points this way, we ensure that our points will not register. In short, we liberals have done a miserable job over the past fifteen years. But we remain very good at one thing; were very good at telling everyone else how stupid and foolish they are! Those who disagree with us are wing-nutsand now, theyre tea-baggers too. We call them names every chance we get, then marvel at the wing-nutty way they reject our advanced ideas. Lets face it: This has always been the principal joy of liberalism. Among a certain type of white pseudo-liberal, the very point of being a liberal is the opportunity it gives us to name-call working-class whites. This is our one undeniable skilland it reaches its fullest flower when we get to call them racists. Indeed, a certain type of white pseudo-liberal lives for the pleasures this practice provides. Its the only political play we seem to know. Were like a football team which runs off right tackle every playthen wonders why it cant score. Are we getting our keisters kicked (again) in the current health care debate? Were not sure, but you cant get dumber than to argue your case in the manner defined by this groaning piece in last Thursdays Post. In this piece, the dumbness of the white pseudo-liberal is put on display for all to see. And yet, we love to argue this way. Its the joy of pseudo-liberalism! As you read the Phillip Kennicott piece, you see the way pseudo-liberal politics tends to fail. Candidly, this is your liberal movement on maybe ten college credits. Kennicott was helping us see (what else?) that those who oppose us are racists. The theme was announced in the gentlemans headline, which topped the front page of Style. Obama as The Joker, the headline said. Racial Fears Ugly Face. Below that, we found a monumentally stupid bit of analysis. This is one of the ways we libs fail. Kennicott was eager to prove a rather difficult point. A poster had appeared in LA in which Obama was portrayed as The Joker. Kennicott knew the rules of his tribe: By law, such posters are racist. And yet, he was faced with a difficult case; as he admitted, there had been a famous illustration of President Bush as The Joker, just last year, in Vanity Fair. To some observers, this might raise the distant thought that a president can perhaps be mocked as The Joker without it being a racist attack. But in our tribe, such thinking is incorrect. To see how dumbly were willing to reason, go aheadread Kennicotts piece. But then, even our very brightest people are drawn to this line of critique. And yes, we mean our very brightestin this case, even Paul Krugman. Last Friday, our smartest top-end player considered the spectacle of recent town halls. He reached a familiar conclusion:
Were not sure how many people at town hall meetings dont know that Medicare is a government program. It would be interesting to know such things, but we liberals rarely develop information; weve never seen a liberal journal or organization attempt to develop information about the depth of the publics cluelessness. But the American public is deeply clueless, about all manner of factual issues. They may believe some of the disinformation opponents of health care reform are spreading? Trust us: In many cases, these people believe all the disinformation. But Krugman goes from these voters cluelessness to a claim about racial bad faith. We have no idea why he rushes there so eagerly, when we recall the crazy things people believed about the last Democrat found in the White House. Here, once again, is a lunatic sampler. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 8/5/09:
Those beliefs were every bit as crazy as the current beliefs about President Obama. And trust us: President Clinton was white. Weve seen the gentleman up close, several times. Were quite sure about that judgment. Uh-oh. Many people believe crazy things about President Obama. But the same thing was true about President Clinton! And many people believed lunatic things about Clintons health plan too. Indeed, some of the lunatic claims about Clintons plan were dreamed up by the very same people who are dreaming up lunatic claims about Obamas proposal today. (If were so smart, how can this happen?) And yet, we liberals are thoroughly sure that this years crazy claims just have to be racist. We liberals can feel it deep in our bones. It sends a thrill up our legs. Let face it: A certain type of white liberal loves to call white working-class people racists. For a certain type of white pseudo-liberal, this is the principal joy of liberalism. After that, we tend to get our keisters kicked by the people weve been name-calling. But the joy of name-calling comes first. Is opposition to Obama driven by race? In some cases, so it would seem, as we examine voting patterns in some states from November 2008. Weve rarely seen these data discussed; we liberals rarely stoop to the point of developing actual facts. But if exit polls can be believed, Obamas vote among whites in some southern states fell well below the level recorded by John Kerry. Is some opposition now driven by race? We would assume that it is. Luckily, we had Cynthia Tucker on last Fridays Hardball. She could intuit percentages:
Famous last words! When liberals offer disclaimers like that, you know where theyre going next! By the way: Its a novelty to see Matthews playing the fool on our side, after seeing him play the vicious fool for two years to get Bush into the White House. With no evidence whatever should be his programs motto:
Its amazing what words can suggest to Tuckerespecially since those very same words have been voiced at all kinds of previous junctures. Despite Tuckers desire to be very careful, we soon got our percents:
On Hardball, just guessing has always been fun! For liberals, it can also be a way of getting our keisters kicked. But Matthews reinvention to the side, we liberals simply love this play. On last nights Countdown, Keith Olbermann played tape of Rep. Dingell (D, Michigan) fondly recalling the 1960s, his great days confronting the Klan. (The last time I had to confront something like this is when I voted for the civil rights bill and my opponent voted against it. At that time, we had a lot of Ku Klux Klan folks and white supremists and folks in white sheets and other things running around causing trouble.) Having enjoyed the very expansive Dingell as he compared this weeks town hall participants to the Klan, Olbermann called in Professor Melissa Harris-Lacewell for some predictable musings. Like Tucker, she and Olbermann voiced disclaimersa sure sign of where things were headed. It isnt everybody at these meetings, Olbermann grandly allowed:
We have no idea to what degree? Racistly, Olbermann rejected Tuckers carefully guessed percentages. Meanwhile, Harris-Lacewell didnt want to label individuals as racists! Instead, she found a ludicrous way to compare these people to the Klan. Apparently, the Klan is best remembered now for shouting out during public meetings. To state the blindingly obvious, liberal groups did the same sorts of thingssorry, used these similar tacticsall through those tumultuous years. Lets be candid: Our side simply cant help this. We run off tackle every play; its the one play we deeply adore. And oh yes, one other thing. This is one of the ways we admittedly brilliant players tend to get our keisters kicked. Weve done this, and lost, since the dawn of time. We just keep doing it now.
TomorrowPart 4: This is your ass getting kicked by tea-baggers.
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