COULTERISM UNCHECKED! Roger Ebert shows us the price we pay when were too dumb to deal with the Coulters: // link // print // previous // next //
THURSDAY, AUGUST 3, 2006
INVENTING DEMON JOE: As weve said, we think Joe Lieberman has pretty much earned his way out of office in the past few years. But progressive values cant coexist with the stupid tools of our Coulterist Culture Wars. One such tool? The use of silly embellished anecdote to invent a pleasing demon. That in mind, we were intrigued by Ed Kilgores recent account of Liebermans work in Campaign 2000:
KILGORE : [T]he stuff about Lieberman "undermining Gore" is really bizarre. I will never forget watching the Lieberman-Cheney debate, and literally scratching the TV screen in frustration that Joe wasn't hammering Cheney on this or that point. But I also knew that this approach was totally scripted by the Gore high command, which erroneously expected Cheney to do his Darth Vader routine instead of playing the avuncular grandfather. Point B in the "Joe undermines Al" case generally revolves around the small incident during the Florida recount saga when Lieberman disclaimed any intention of challenging overseas military ballots. Again, Joe was totally doing what the Gore campaign told him to do; some of Gore's lawyers dissented from the decision, and later said so, but it wasn't Lieberman's fault.Nor was that approach necessarily wrong, as a practical or political matter—although it feels good to insist that it was, and to revel in resultant victimhood. Meanwhile, did Lieberman throw the debate to Cheney? Some on the web have more or less said so, creating a soul-stirring Demon Joe. By happenstance, we re-watched that debate a few weeks ago, along with a chunk of the punditry, pre- and post-debate. Our impressions dont align perfectly with what Kilgore writes, but they come pretty dang close. Tomorrow, well offer some detail.
Progressive values will never survive the cosmic dumbness that constitutes Coulterism. Progressives will have to be smarter than that—and well have to be more honest.
COULTERISM UNCHECKED: Kevin Drum has been on a roll of late, but we thought this post was especially intriguing. Let us summarize: A conservative friend of Drums confesses: Its hard for me to find any evidence that high minimum wages cause unemployment. Kevin, being appropriately smart, suggests that the evidence isnt perfectly clear. And then, the conservative friend e-mails back, offering a key observation:
CONSERVATIVE FRIEND: This is why your side is losing. If these data showed that the higher the minimum wage, the higher the unemployment rate, I can almost guarantee that it would be in tomorrows Wall Street Journal.In short: The other side fights these fights harder—and, perhaps, a bit more intelligently. For whatever reason—were not sure why—this made us think of the recent mass nonsense concerning cosmic lightweight Ann Coulter.
At Mondays Tapped, Chaz Pierce tore his hair as he linked to the pathetic interview Beliefnet staged with Coulter. (Almost as bad: This interview in Sundays Baltimore Sun.) Its much as we saw in that recent Hardball session (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/28/06); for whatever reason, when liberals, centrists and mainstreamers interview Coulter, theyre often unable to frame a sensible question or force an actual answer. And Coulters basic assumptions are quicky adopted. For a gruesome example, heres a question from the Beliefnet session. The interviewer wasnt named:
BELIEFNET: While I agree with you that the "Jersey Girls" turned themselves into political opportunists, one of your statements about them does strike me as over the top: "I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much." By contrast, you admit the genuine nature of Cindy Sheehan's grief, even though you're pretty hard on her—and you haven't been criticized for what you said about her. Is there anything you've said about the 9/11 widows that you wish you hadn't said?The Jersey Girls turned themselves into political opportunists? But how exactly did they do that? By asking for a 9/11 commission? By voicing a perfectly reasonable view about the competence of the Bush Admin? That pitiful question helps us see the shape of our modern political discourse. Heres how it works: Coulter—loud, stupid, incoherent, unyielding—emerges voicing some murky claim. And the weak boys and girls of our mainstream—of our center—quickly roll over and start to recite it. Theyll argue around the edge of her claims, but quickly adopt her basic assertions. We are simply too weak—too inept, too unable—to challenge her fatuous statements.
What happens when the center cant hold? When the center is too morally weak, too mentally unprepared, to challenge even the silliest statements? Weve been wanting to show you some sad material we stumbled upon concerning Gores film, An Inconvenient Truth. Its vitally important that we have an intelligent discussion of climate change issues. That in mind, Roger Ebert, a decent person, wrote this in the Chicago Sun-Times after seeing Gores film at Cannes:
EBERT (5/28/06): You owe it to yourself to see this film. If that sounds over-dramatic, I understand. I could not have imagined writing that before seeing the film myself. "An Inconvenient Truth" is not Al Gore's "opinion," or anyone's "political position," but a report on a process that the world's environmental scientists—almost literally every single one of them—are in agreement about.That was factually accurate, of course. A few days later, Ebert published his formal review, in which he made similar statements:
EBERT (6/2/06): When I said I was going to a press screening of "An Inconvenient Truth," a friend said, "Al Gore talking about the environment! Bor...ing!" This is not a boring film. The director, Davis Guggenheim, uses words, images and Gore's concise litany of facts to build a film that is fascinating and relentless. In 39 years, I have never written these words in a movie review, but here they are: You owe it to yourself to see this film. If you do not, and you have grandchildren, you should explain to them why you decided not to.Its sad to see that Standard Cant about how boring Gore is—the cant that people like Eberts friend have heard, from our fatuous press corps, for years. But citizens have heard worse things than that—and many citizens now believe the phony things theyve heard for so long. Nine days after his review appeared, Ebert described the reactions he got in his Answer Man feature. First, well show you what Ebert wrote. Then, well make you sadder:
EBERT (6/11/06): Dear Readers,In fact, Gore has spent thirty years on these issues—but isnt this statement by Ebert just sad? And of course, its a record of Coulterism run amok. Its what we get when the center cant hold—is too dumb to know how to deal with the Coulters. Its what we get when our moral strength and intellectual skill dont surpass the standards put on display in those recent sessions with Coulter. We simply have to be smarter than this.
Its sad to read that Ebert post—but a letter in that days Sun-Times was even sadder. Heres a tragic letter to the editor which appeared that very same day. For the record, we cant imagine why the paper would have chosen to print it:
LETTER TO THE EDITOR, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES (6/11/06): Somehow, Roger Ebert missed the ''inconvenient truth'' that Al Gore is at best delusional and, at worst, clinically insane.Theres that magic word—delusional. It was first applied to Gore in March 1999, concerning his perfectly accurate comments about his youthful chores on his familys farm. That family farm is on full display in An Inconvenient Truth. But the public was told, in 1999, that Gore was lying about this farm—and centrists and liberals were too weak and too dumb to demand that these misstatements stop. Over the past seven years, that term has been applied to Gore again and again—its a script—and people like Switalski dont know that theyre being played for fools in the process. They also dont know that they were played for fools with that other pair of history-altering scripts— invented the Internet and inspired Love Story.
And why dont people like Switalski know that? In large part, because we keep refusing to tell them! As in 1999, so today; our centrists, liberals and mainstreamers are too weak—and too unskilled—to deal with rampaging Coulterism. Indeed, in some parts of our own liberal web, were slowly adopting its miserable standards—its love of tribal culture war; its casual standards of factual accuracy; its childish invention of demons and heroes; its love of embellished anecdote. Joe Lieberman threw the 2000 election! Good grief! Were all Coulter now!
Kevins post involved a narrower point—but we tore our hair, as Brother Pierce did, when we read that Beliefnet transcript. And we thought of the price we pay when we let the dumbest and fakest define our most crucial debates. We liberals and centrists have been quite dumb in the way weve responded to Coulterism.
Well be more specific in future posts. For today, though, lets gaze on Bernard Switalski. Switalski has been played for a fool—and we have sat by, weirdly silent.