WEDDING TRASHERS! When it comes to the press corps trivia tours, voters must learn to say no: // link // print // previous // next //
FRIDAY, JULY 20, 2007
THINGS WE DIDNT GET TO: Here are a couple of things we didnt get to this week:
Greenland and Antarctic ice shelves: The Washington Post got it (largely) right in this detailed report about those threatened ice shelves. (We asked for such an inquiry a few months ago; on Monday, Juliet Eilperin delivered.) We will offer a minor complaint: We wish Eilperin had asked more climate scientists for their personal views of this matter. Might these ice sheets go in this century? What sorts of odds would they offer? Last year, James Hansen said this could be a problem in the next fifty years. Eilperin largely failed to address this. We understand that scientists arent offering precise predictions. But RE these sheets, where was the beef?
Hip replacement hoohah: On Monday, Paul Krugman pretty much left the iconic hip replacements in Canada story for dead. Yes, Americans have a somewhat shorter wait than Canadians, he said—but most of those operations are done as part of our own Medicare system! That's right, Kruggers explained. [T]he hip-replacement gap is actually a comparison of two government health insurance systems. American Medicare has shorter waits than Canadian Medicare (yes, that's what they call their system) because it has more lavish funding—end of story. The alleged virtues of private insurance have nothing to do with it. This raises an obvious question: If Krugman is right, why has this iconic story gone unchallenged so long? We have some thoughts about that. But thanks to the press corps devotion to trivia, we couldnt get to them this week.
One number goes missing: Here we go again! In this mornings Times, Robert Pear reports on the SCHIP debate (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/19/07)—but one key number was suddenly missing, a number included in yesterdays Post. In Pears report, we learn how much the SCHIP program currently costs—and we learn how much Bush is proposing. Can you see the key number that has been dropped? Egad! This is exactly how we got so confused during the endless, mid-90s Medicare debate. Go ahead—see if you can spot todays missing number. We organized the numbers quite simply in our own Thursday post.
Jane gets all up in Bills face: Regarding the Daily Kos/JetBlue matter, Bill OReillys conduct this week has been little short of astounding—an insult to the American system. Last night, Jane Hall spoke back rather frankly to Bill about the way hes been cherry-picking. (Bernie Goldberg, of course, rolled over and died, as Dennis Miller had done Wednesday night. You could tell that Dennis knew better.) Why is OReilly so free to do this? We may chat about this next week.
THE END OF OUR (MOST RECENT) TRIVIA TOUR: Weve been on a trivia tour, sent there by the mainstream press corps. Why not enjoy our earlier posts before we all learn to say no:
Day 1: Foser knows trivia—but then, so does Mik. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/16/07.
Day 2: The press corps continued its trivia tour as Edwards talked about poverty. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/17/07.
Day 3: Campaign fund-raising reports were released—and the Washington Post loved the trivia. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/18/07.
Day 4: Ferchrists sake, Digby correctly complained, as Jake Tapper fished for new trivia. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/19/07.
Today: If we could wave a magic wand, wed teach voters one thing: Just say no!
WEDDING TRASHERS: By now, the pattern is perfectly obvious. When journalists stage their trivia tours, they follow three simple steps. Well include the way it worked this week as the press corps pimped more perfect nonsense:
Step 1: They seize on some trivial matter. (Chilean sea bass was on the menu at Sarah Gores rehearsal dinner!)Or, as Jake Tapper so stupidly put it: Could this be seen as the environmentalist version of Sen. David Vitter's public sanctimony/private enjoyment of love with a red-lit glow? And no—you cant get dumber.
But readers, its just as it ever was! Again, Gores character came under assault—again, for something he hadnt done. But then, that three-step formula has long been the way the press corps is able to generate content. And yes—as the press corps has increasingly become an upper-class entity, this formula has increasingly been aimed at Big Dems. In the 1980s, the corps empty souls were still churning tales about people like the elder George Bush. (See THE DAILY HOWLER, 4/23/07. Scroll down to HOWLER HISTORY.) But it has been a very long time since silly trivia of this type were used to take down a major Rep pol. It was done to Gore, for two solid years, until we had George Bush in the White House. And today, we hear—again and again—about John Edwards house and haircut.
Sensible people should be mad about this. But how should such people react?
Last week, readers reacted in a way that is understandable, but almost surely unwise. Last Monday, for instance, we got this missive from a sensible reader:
E-MAIL (7/9/07): The endless inane discussion about Edwards' $400 haircut is played against him without any investigation or discussion about how much money the other candidates spend on their haircuts and make-overs, particularly the Republican ones. Why is the price of the haircut relevant only when Edwards is concerned and not the other candidates?The mailers thought was perfectly sensible: In fairness, he thought we ought to hear about the haircut habits of Republicans too. A second mailer, on the same day, took a street-fighting approach:
E-MAIL: I think it has become time to make haircuts public knowledge throughout the entire presidential running candidates!!! After all what else do you NEED TO KNOW about our candidates? Who would YOU like to have a beer with—the slick haircut man or the rough & tumble MAN who doesn't even know his barber, or when the last time he even got a haircut! (Yea sure & if you believe Bush doesn't know who does his do—I have a bridge to sell ya)This mailer—a seventy-year-old grandmother—continued. But we think you get her (street-fighting) point.
These readers both wondered if it might not make sense to insist that all hopefuls get the trivia treatment. In our view, that would be an unwise approach for Democrats, now and in the future. On the one hand, it would mean that we ourselves were agreeing to wallow in inane, silly tales—that we were agreeing to be as dumb as the mainstream press corps itself. But in our view, theres a second, more basic reason why this is a bad approach.
Reason? In coming decades, the mainstream press corps will continue to be an upper-class entity. For this reason, their dull, slow minds will constantly tell them that Democrats and liberals are the big fakes—and that Republicans are highly authentic. (This has been their clear-cut pattern over the past fifteen years.) If we give them a license to talk about trivia, their trivial tales will almost always work against the interests of Dems. It would be silly to talk about everyones haircuts. And theres little chance that the press corps will ever be balanced if we ourselves further such tales.
Nope! When it comes to press corps trivia, we have to help voters learn a key lesson. When journalists start to talk about trivia, we have to do this: Just say no!
Alarm bells should go off in voters heads when journalists start to talk about trivia. Liberals should work in the coming years to bring this idea to the voters.
When they talk trivia, theyre trying to misdirect you! Lets be clear: Gore would have reached the White House if more voters had such ideas in 1999 and 2000. But it wont be easy to teach voters this lesson. Just look at the way high-ranking liberals still react to these trivial tales:
Democratic strategist Mark Mellman: On Tuesday, the Washington Posts Perry Bacon reported the start of the Edwards poverty tour (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 7/17/07). But you know how the press corps works! Before Bacon could tell us what Edwards had said, he had to remind us of all that key trivia! Democrats have to learn to reject this focus. But omigod! Look at the role a Democratic strategist played in Bacons report:
BACON (7/17/07): Trailing his two main rivals, Sens. Barack Obama (Ill.) and Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.) in fundraising and in most polls, Edwards has been unable to make much headway in part because of a series of controversies that cast doubt on the image he has cultivated as a millionaire lawyer who as the son of a millworker understands the plight of those with less than he has.In fairness, we cant know all that Mellman said. And what he says here is technically accurate. But good grief, what hapless messaging! Lets guess that Mellman didnt say the following when Bacon presented his trivia:
MELLMAN REVISED: Perry, these stories are total trivia—just perfect distractions. John Edwards is the son of a mill worker who has done quite well for himself in the world. He wants other people to have that same chance. As we all know—as you yourself surely know—there is no earthly reason why a wealthy person cant understand, and care about, the plight of the poor. Everyone knows that—its a large part of American history. These stories are trivia—nothing more, nothing less. Voters should be very suspicious when trivia are used to distract attention from a candidates actual program. Its silly to judge a candidates character on the basis of such perfect trivia.At this point, why would a Democrat ever say what Mellman was quoted saying to Bacon? But Mellman wasnt the only Big Liberal reinforcing these trivia this week.
Liberal columnist E. J. Dionne: Omigod! It was Mellman Redux when we read the start of this mornings column. At this point, why would a liberal ever frame a story this way?
DIONNE (7/20/07): John Edwards may be running third in the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, but he has already changed the national conversation on a crucial issue. Poverty is no longer a hidden subject in American politics.As you can see, Dionne has positive things to say about Edwards role in this campaign. But at this point, why in the world would any liberal say the things weve highlighted there? Be as skeptical of Edwards as you want to be—over the size of his house? Why on earth would any liberal still make suggestions like that?
Good grief! If youve lived on this planet in the past fifteen years, you know the way such trivial matters have been used to attack Major Democrats. Gore, of course, is the prime example. His failure to reach the White House—his earth tones were troubling—has been a disaster for the U.S. and the world. But so what! Even after watching all that, E. J.—a smart and decent person—invites his readers to be as skeptical of Edwards as you want to be. And he instantly recites the major trivia that have been used to undermines voters view of Edwards sincerity and character! But then, inside Washington, establishment liberals and Democrats often seem congenitally unable to understand the shape of the past fifteen years. Haircuts—and earth tones—have destroyed the known world! But so what? Dems and libs keep reciting these trivia! We keep inviting the public to draw conclusions from these idiot tales.
Are such trivia always worthless? Not necessarily—but voters should be on an endless alert. As Tapper helped remind us this week, our press corps is crawling with inane wedding trashers; theyve spent the past fifteen years combing through Democrats garbage dumps looking for nonsense to pass off as news. They keep pleasing their millionaire bosses with silly tales about wedding dinners—and major liberals and Democratic strategists keep vouching for their focus!
In the next few months, we hope to engage some liberal press critics in a new, street-fighting venture; good sound advice for the nations voters could emerge from such a project. But if we could wave a magic wand once, this would be the one key rule wed put in the hearts of the voters:
When it comes to trivia, just say no.Liberals have to tell the public: When journalists come to you bearing trivia, all your alarm bells ought to go off. Theyre rich, theyre empty—and they love misdirection. Voters must learn the basic rule: When it comes to trivia, just say no!
A COMMENTERS ENCORE: Once again, heres that Digby commenter, describing the world of the Tappers:
COMMENTER: these people are nihilists. they sit around in their offices laughing about this shit. it's a big crackup to them. they absolutely do not give a damn about anything, nor do they know anything, or want to. they have the intellectual capacity of sand dollars, and a moral capacity quite a bit lower than that.This shit, of course, is all the trivia these journos have used to shape our discourse.