THE INSOUCIANCE OF THE LIBERAL! Goldwater boasted of a conscience. Todays liberal boasts something else: // link // print // previous // next //
WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 2009
Milbank, Blinken and Odd: Where do they come from? Where did they spawn? Does their presence here on earth strengthen the mega-verse theory?
This morning, Americans asked themselves these questions as they read Dana Milbanks attempt to discuss yesterdays Senate hearing. At one part of his analysis, the alternate life-form typed this:
No doubt. But who will put us humans at ease, as evidence grows that alternate life-form are playing key roles in our universe?
Milbank didnt start this. To our recollection, the mainstream press corps discovered the magic of the eye blink through the auspices of Ross Perot, whose refusal to blink in 1992 produced extensive analysis. In October 1992, for example, the Post asked Abigail Trafford to analyze the body language of the three presidential candidates, who had just staged their first debate. She spoke with an expertclinical psychologist Martha Davis of the New York Psychiatric Institute. The pair of savants were soon counting blinks, thus helping the American public evaluate its options:
If memory serves, the life-forms offered many more thoughts about the gentlemans lizard-on-a-hot-rock refusal to blink. But no: Milbank didnt invent the type of analysis he put on display this morning.
Yesterday, Milbank too was counting blinks, apparently thinking that such behavior would make him seem like a human journalist. Apparently, he didnt know how actual humans would react to his behaviorthat it would seem like the latest sign of his extra-terrestrial origins.
THE INSOUCIANCE OF THE LIBERAL: Who knew? Today is the 30th anniversary of Jimmy Carters famous malaise speechthe famous speech in which the word malaise was never used. Gordon Stewart, one of Carters speech-writers, recalls the episode in todays New York Times. We were struck by this part of his piece, which wed call his insouciance column:
What, us worry? Thirty years later, Stewart has no idea how that potent Group Narrative came into being. But then, this pattern is quite familiar. Over the course of the past thirty years, we liberals and Democrats have cared very little about the occasionally puzzling ways we come to political ruin.
Stewarts column made us think of this recent Matt Yglesias post. Credit where due: Unlike the clueless Professor Rosen, Yglesias knows something was grossly wrong with the mainstream press long before 2002. But to this day, he finds one major part of that breakdown inexplicable:
Unlike our hapless liberal professor, Yglesias understands that the press corps floundering conduct under Bush continued an earlier breakdown. In particular, he knows that the elite press corps loathed Candidate Gore; he knows that this loathing elected Bush, leading to many current miseries. And yet, right up to this day, he calls the loathing of Gore inexplicable. To this day, he has no idea where it came from.
Maybe its our fault. After Labor Day, we plan to roll out a new product; at a new web site, we plan to start posting our (largely written) book about the press corps coverage of Campaign 2000. Was the press corps astonishing coverage of Gore truly inexplicable? In fact, big journalists explained their own conduct at various times, starting as early as June 1999, when Howard Kurtz published a prescient report about the harsh coverage and punditry so plainly being dumped on Gores head (click here). Kurtz noted the stark contrast in the coverage of Bush and Goreand he asked some major scribes to explain it. At least two explained that stark contrast, quite memorably; they remain major players today. (Roger Simon, Jim Warren.) Weve posted that material again and again. But liberals refuse to understand itor we prefer to pretend that we cant.
What, us worry? Or analyze? Maureen Dowd doesnt do policyand we liberals dont stoop to that! To this day, Stewart hasnt conjured how that malaise story ever took form. Yglesias knows Gore was loathed (and thus kept from office). But he has no idea why.
The insouciance of the modern liberal is truly a thing to see! Were having computer problems today; well therefore leave things here for the day. Tomorrow, we hope to return to more recent work from our intellectual leaders. To this crowning bit of rube-running, for instance. Or to Dahlia Lithwicks recent liberties with a union event.
Lets exclude Yglesias from what follows:
Increasingly, your liberal intellectual leaders treat you like hayseeds, like stooges, like rubeslike eyeballs to be drawn to the screen or the site. They hand you silly personality tales, tales increasingly driven by sex. (Maddow self-degrades further each night.) You will never see a progressive politics as long as this low-IQ, high-profit clowning remains the rule of the tribe.
How should we react to these intellectual leaders? Progressives need to pick up sticks and drive them into the countryside. They deserve a good public re-education. Perhaps they can get one out there.
Final point: Some patterns are quite familiar. Carters speech was extremely popular, Stewart writesuntil the story-line inexplicably changed. (Viewers polled while watching found that the speech inspired them as it unfolded.) Similarly, Candidate Gore won that crucial first debate, in every polluntil we inexplicably got handed a new, super-potent Group Narrative. (Viewers polled after watching said Gore won. Average margin: ten points.)
Some patterns are quite familiar. We liberals can never explain them.
The Warren courts verdict: Below, you see what Warren told Kurtz about that harsh coverage and punditry. For our money, Simons statement was much more striking:
We think Clintons a moral scum. And we taint Gore, Warren said.
Ten years later, a bright young liberal calls the loathing inexplicable. Even when big players explain, we find them inexplicable.