THE UNTOUCHABLE MAUREEN DOWD! Dowd is a cancer on the nation. What havent liberals said so? // link // print // previous // next //
TUESDAY, JULY 6, 2010
Christ was down there on the waterfront: In Mondays New York Times, author Nathan Ward offered an interesting history of the Gotham waterfront. We were especially intrigued. By happenstance, weve recently watched On the Waterfront several times, focusing on the character played by Eva Marie Saint.
What was New Yorks waterfront like when this famous film was made? Ward doesnt mention the film, but brings its era to life:
Its much as the film portrayed. But then, On the Waterfronts script was based on Johnsons reports, a point made in the opening credits.
Brandos character, Terry Malloy, is the iconic figure from On the Waterfront, the one the world remembers. But the next time you watch the film, well suggest that you focus on Edie Doyle, the character played by Saint. (Like Brando, she won an Oscar. It was her first film role.)
In the end, On the Waterfront focuses on the testosterone-laden battle Malloy wages against Johnny Friendly, the mob boss. But throughout the film, Malloy conducts a more unusual moral discussion with the character played by Saint. Malloy was raised without parents, in an orphans home. From his first interaction with Edie Doyle, its clear that he wants to be more human, more humane. To his everlasting credit, he wants to be more like this person.
In their first conversation, he picks up one of Edies gloves, absent-mindedly slips it onto his hand. To watch him do it, click here.
Has any film ever been so dense with character? Five actors were nominated for Oscars. This includes Karl Malden, playing the crusading Father Barry, who mentors Brando in his fight with the moband in his colloquy with Saint. In the end, the film turns to Brandos fight with the mob. His ongoing interaction with Saint is more unusual, more human, more vital.
Christ is down here on the waterfront, Malden says. In the person of Saint?
An exchange for the ages: In that first conversation, Terry and Edie remember their days at the local parochial school. Boy, the way those sisters used to wack me, I dont know what! Terry says. They thought they were going to beat an education into me, but I foxed them.
Maybe they just didnt know how to handle you, Edie says, launching an exchange for the ages:
Patience and kindness dont work every time. Do you find that insults work better?
Read each thrilling installment: David Brooks described a broken press culture. How in the world did we get here?
In todays final installment, we review an untouchableDowd.
PART 4THE UNTOUCHABLE MAUREEN DOWD (permalink): How did we ever reach the point where our journalism is all about trivia? Where the least important topics prevail?
By the rules of the game, David Brooks couldnt name Maureen Dowd when he considered this problem. (He doesnt name Paul Krugman today.) But over the course of the past twenty years, major liberals and liberal journals have never gone after Dowd either.
No other print journalist has played such a major role in taking our discourse to a dim, dumb place. But have you ever seen a liberal journal criticize Dowd for her squalor?
What have liberals bought with this silence? Consider the insolence and sheer stupidity of Sundays column by Dowd, in which she continues to reinvent our political historyin a way which air-brushes endless misconduct by herself and her high crowd.
For her main topic, Dowd lets us know that she loved Dracula when she was a teen. (No big surprise there.) But before she takes us to that place, she offers her latest absurd review of recent political history.
How did George W. Bush reach the White House? Imploring the world to fly its freak flags, the lady was clowning again:
The sub-text here is predictable: I was smart enough to be myself. Dumb-bell Gore was not! Requisite self-glorification to the side, lets examine Dowds clownish, self-serving attempt to re-imagine our history.
As a candidate, should Gore have discussed the environment more? Would it have helped him garner more votes? Theres no real way to answer that question. This explains why such ruminations are pleasing to dim-wits like Dowd.
But one fact is abundantly clear: If Gore had discussed the environment more, Dowd and her colleagues would have ridiculed him for it. Consider the way the mainstream press corpsand Dowd herselfbehaved during Campaign 2000.
The New York Times in the balance: Simply put, Candidate Gore was ridiculed for his environmentalism at the New York Times. By now, his best-selling 1992 book, Earth in the Balance, was being described at our greatest newspaper as his mid-life crisis book. That specific phrase was penned by reporter Robin Toner, who was merely reporting that the book is widely considered to be Mr. Gore's mid-life crisis book. (So considered by whom? Toner didnt say.) But the notion that Earth in the Balance involved a mid-life crisis was expressed at least five separate times by Times writers during this campaign, starting with Michiko Kakutanis mocking, front-page treatment of the book in December 1999. (Kakutanis treatment of the book may be the most propagandistic review of a book ever committed to print.) Presumably, this mockery would have been heightened had Gore discussed the environment more.
The RNC and the mainstream press: Starting in the spring of 1999, the RNC began pimping a baldly dishonest claim about Gores very kooky book: Al Gore has advocated eliminating the automobile! This claim was always baldly moronic. But go ahead! Try to find a single instance in which a mainstream reporter or opinion writer discussed this obvious fact. On Crossfire, Robert Novak pimped the theme, Bill Press fumbled and failed.
The war over Michigan: By the fall of 2000, Lee Iacocca was starring in Michigan TV ads, further asserting this ludicrous theme ands headlining the Republican effort in this pivotal state. Gore ended up winning Michigan. But go ahead! Try to find the mainstream journalist who pushed back against this drive.
Simple story: Gore was frequently ridiculed for his environmentalism during Campaign 2000. How did Lady Dowd react? The lady could have written about these topics, of course; she could have pushed back against all the nonsense. But on the few occasions when she deigned to let such topics pollute her work, she of course did what her colleagues were doingshe ridiculed Gore, rather hard.
Did Gore avoid discussing the environment? In June 2000, he met with the New York Times editorial board, and with dimwits like Dowd. In her subsequent column, Lady Dowd whined and complained about how boring Gore had been. The punishment had been extreme. Just look what Gore had discussed!
Good God, that climate talk was boring! The lady had struggled to stay awake! But what else was new? From the 1996 re-election on, Dowd rarely talked about Gore and the environmentbut when she did, she typically did so as a way to mock Gores freak flag. In 1997, she even complained on behalf of the Chinese leadership! (During a visit to China, Gore had whipp[ed] out his carbon dioxide emission charts for the Prime Minister, even recalling the last ice age. This was too much, Dowd had said.) Later in 1997, Gore was off to Kyotoand Dowd did a column about what he was thinking. She pictured Gore singing I Feel Pretty. Eventually, she had him say this:
Maureen Dowd is morally illand shes an absolute fool.
Dowd had always been like this. Indeed, just two weeks before she wrote her column about Gores deadly talk to the New York Times board, the lady had written one of her typical fatuous columns, imagining who would be more fun to date, Candidate Bush or Candidate Gore. Among Candidate Gores advantages, he would amuse you with wild exaggerations about his accomplishments, this monumental dimwit imagined. But among his disadvantages, Dowd pictured this: He'd bring his global warming charts and talk about his Inner Ecology. And Dowd knew how crazy that book of his was! In April 2000, she offered these thoughts about the Gore camps approach to the environment. As always, the dick joke came first:
After her requisite, dim-witted thought about a ladys pair of large knockers, Dowd portrayed Gore backers and White House officials actively talking up the environment to which she responded by churning Pure Republican Cant about how flaky and extreme Gores book really was. Needless to say, the languid lady made no attempt to evaluate these RNC claims. Purring from Dear Jacks finest shag, she cattily passed on the smack.
In fact, Gore did discuss the environment during Campaign 2000. He could have discussed it more, of course. How would Dowd and her colleagues have responded? It isnt hard to guess.
Dowd is one of the worlds biggest foolsand a cosmic gender nutcase to boot. Simple story: No print journalist has played a bigger role in dumbing our discourse down to the breaking point, in just the way Brooks described.
David Brooks didnt call Dowds name. But then, no liberal journal has ever done so in a serious way, in all the years of the headlong decline Brooks described in his column. Darlings! It simply isnt done! Dowd is an icon in a powerful world. Considerations of career and social status keep the liberals who edit your liberal journals from calling this sick losers name.
By April of the following year: By April 2001, of course, things were quite different for Dowd. By now, George W. Bush was in the White House, and the lady could see shed been wrong, oh so wrong, in her past denigrations of Gore. You see, this lady had been thrown for a loop by a joke Bush told at a dinner:
Dowd, of course, is a consummate idiot. Four months after this column appeared, she flipped on Gore again. Gore wasnt fighting Bush hard enough, she now declared. And of course, Dowd could tell why Gore was being so slickit was all about the campaign he planned to run in 2004!
You know? The campaign he never ran?
This particular column vividly displays Dowds emotional and intellectual squalorthe sickness your liberal leaders accept. For that reason, we post a large chunk of the column. As she starts, Dowd is upset because Gore is too fatand because he has grown a beard on a family vacation. She knows his plans for 2004. Indeed, she knows the very words the gentleman hears in his head.
This column was written by an ultimate foola sick, sad clown to whom liberal leaders have deferred for the past twenty years. Liberal leaders have refused to tell the truth about this sick, sad, stupid loser:
By now, Dowd could state her real view, the view she had snickered out all along. Earth in the Balance had simply been a chicken-little polemic.
This past Sunday, Dowd declared that Candidate Gore should have played Chicken Little much more.
Dowd may be the dumbest person on earth. She is clearly one of the sickest. By the rules of the guild, Brooks was restricted from naming her name. But liberal leaderseditors of liberal journalshave also deferred to this screaming nut-cake over the past twenty years.
They will continue to defer. Their careers will be enhancedand, for perfectly obvious reasons, your nation will continue to fail.