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THURSDAY, JUNE 25, 2009
Were all Professor Rosen now: Yesterday, our other professor sounded off about the dumbness of Max Baucus.
In a profile in the New York Times, Baucus admitted he had a regret. He regretted eliminating single-payer from committee discussions of health care reform. Here was the full, improbable passage, penned by David Herszenhorn:
Our other professor got conned by this fairly obvious nonsense:
The professor linked to this Yglesias post. Headline: Baucus Regrets Not Including Single-Payer in the Health Care Mix.
Are we all Professor Rosen now? Having asked, let us offer a fairly obvious speculation:
In all likelihood, Baucus took single-payer off the table for a very good reasonbecause he isnt trying to create a progressive health reform package. His statement to the Times was pure BS. After all, Baucus is a corporate man (data below). He wants health reform near the center.
After the fact, he was covering his keister for those on the left. Our other professor bought it.
Yglesias penned a thoughtful piece about the meaning of Baucus move. He too failed to note an obvious possibility: When Baucus voiced his regrets to the Times, it was a big silly con!
Were we really supposed to believe that, after all these years, Baucus made the rookie mistake he described? Thats what Baucus told the Times. Our other professor believed him.
Early comment: People! Baucus is a red-state corporate man. An early comment to the professors post saved us the bother of research:
Do you believe what Baucus said? You know what to dojust click here.
Were all Kenneth Starr now: Ten years ago, Kenneth Starr just couldnt help it. Driven by a weak, shriveled soul, he published all the thrilling details about that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Last night, a big dumb block of cheese stepped into the Kenneth Starr role. South Carolinas unfortunate newspaper, The State, had published a few of Mark Sanfords e-mails. KeithO couldnt run fast enough to read them on the air.
(Regarding The State: You really have to hate a guy to publish such utterly meaningless twaddleespecially when you consider the embarrassment thereby dished to his wife and children. Regarding Olbermann: Others have been very polite about his own pursuit of the ladies. Olbermann seems to be a very slight fellow. But then, were all Kenneth Starr now:
Yeah, sure. Question:
Has anyone ever been so disingenuous? As weve noted in the past, Dear Rachel always has to pretend that shes embarrassed by theexplicit stuffthe stuff she loves to pimp you.
What a consummate phony! In April, she spent more than a week insulting average people with her moronic dick jokes. Night after night, she found ways to pretend that she was embarrassed by all that too.
Bombshell e-mails!Not so much. But at least one e-mail was rather explicit, Our Own Kenneth Starr said. And then, she burned about three-fourths of her program with utter, waste-of-time, consummate nonsense about this thrilling event.
How inane did her time-killing get? This inane: About halfway through her march to the sea, Maddow was reduced to wondering about the bystanders in the tape of Sanfords press conference. How inane will Our Own Rhodes Scholar be? Weve got your Rhodes Scholar right here:
So far it remains a mystery, she clownishly said. But try to believe what this dim soul did: She actually tasked her staff to waste their time figuring out who those meaningless by-standers were! But theres the shape of this sad programs soul. Adding unintentional humor, she said this twice: Again, its not the most important question raised by todays Mark Sanford show.
No shit, Sherhack! If we might add what is merely obvious: Thats your Rhodes Scholar on Starr!
(By the way: Why does someone spend 45 minutes on a topic like this? Because she cares about nothing else! Health care for average people? Pleasetheyre Tea-Baggers! They can go get themselves f*cked!)
We thought KeithO was awful last nightuntil we watched Maddow. We thought TPM was sad yesterday afternoonuntil we watched KeithO. And this morning, Gene Robinson hacks his way along in the Post with a bit of pissperfect clowning. Enough about Sanfords wife and kids, he intonesafter having made them his focus:
Enough about Sanfords wife and kids, this big hack saysafter going out of his way to make them the focus of his half-column! But then, Robinsons fatuous framework (At least he didnt bring his wife!) has been standard among his cohort in the past eighteen hours. Matthews drove the framework last night; Barnicle was reciting it early this morning. Remember: In the world of Big Scripted Pundits, there must always be some Standard Framework for The Pundit Who Really Has Nothing To Say. Robinson recited one such framework todaypretending, like Rachel, that hes too good to do what he had just done.
(Ten years ago, as editor of Style, Robinson was one of Starrs ambulance-chasers. As his cohorts disapproval was transferred from Clinton to Gore, he published three mocking profiles of Gore in a two-week period, just as Gore was announcing his candidacy. Gore even giggled like a girl at one point, Ceci Connolly sweetly said in hers, the last of the Three Mocking Profiles. Bowing to the will of the clan, this big hack put that crap into print. Starr was on the Posts front page at that time, sadly announcing that his great work would have to continue from there.)
The intellectual and moral standards of your nations elites are just astoundingly low. Your nation is dying from this affliction, as you may have seen in the last eight years. (Years that were brought to you, in part, by Robinson.) But so what? Its excellent for the corporate line when we serve this crap to the rubes! GE hired Keith and Racheland put a sports guy in charge of their work. Keith is a clown, and Rachel aint ready. And oh yes, one other thing:
Were all Ken Starr now.
Were all Ceci Connolly now: Well, not quite. But you could see that syndrome developing in Tuesday nights analysis by Maddow. Tomorrow, well show you how you got played. Not bad, Ceci might have grudgingly said. To watch the slick segment, click here.
LET EVERYONE DARE CALL US LIARS: No, Virginia. Nothing happened to the press corps under Bush; they simply continued as before. And youd have to be a fantasist to think that their work was done in good faiththat these elite-level professional journalists simply lacked sufficient imagination to deal with Bushs outlier ways.
And yet, we read that nonsense last weekend, in a column by one of our brightest progressives! (See THE DAILY HOWLER, 6/23/09.) Is life on earth a joke of the gods? Can Professor Rosen be for real when he hands us such consummate piffle?
Of course, Brother Greenwald may have flailed a bit too in that discussion. Is some derangement syndrome at play when were willing to serve ourselves this?
As proof that Froomkin wasnt really a liberal, Glenn cites his later criticisms of Obamacriticisms that largely have come from the left! Within the framework of our politics, for example, criticizing Obama for being too beholden to the financial industry will be scored as a liberal criticism. That doesnt mean the criticism is wrong or invalid; indeed, we would tend to agree with the criticism. It simply means that the criticism doesnt involve some simple statement of fact; it does involve a political viewpoint. Theres nothing wrong with such a viewpoint. But there is something wrong when one of our brightest progressives is willing to argue this way. Were in an echo chamber of our own making when we persuade ourselves in such ways.
Similarly, we always think were in an echo chamber when progressives argue in the following manner. In the following passage (from this earlier June 19 post), Glenn seems to say that reporters should be encouraged to tell us when Big Pols are lying:
In our view, were in a world of hurt when one of our smartest progressives writes such unformed mushmush which resembles some of Froomkins mushy work at Nieman. (Sorrywere still avoiding the site, which got shut down this week.)
What makes Glenns work so mushy? He walks away from some profoundly basic distinctionsdistinctions which have been universally observed for millennia. As Froomkin tends to do, he draws no distinction between false statements and lies. Everyone in the western world has observed this (important) distinction, for several millennia. But we progressives have become so ardent that we now tend throw this distinction away. In the process, we seek a world where objective establishment journalists should be empowered to tell us whos lying.
But guess what, dumb-asses? Establishment journalists have felt quite free to make such judgments in recent decades. Just this Tuesday, Howard Kurtz reminded us of this obvious fact in a profile of Rahm Emanuel. In this passage, Kurtz is speaking of Emanuels work under President Clinton:
And how about this one: AL GORE, LIAR! That was the headline on a New York Post editorial in June 1999, two days after the worlds biggest liar launched his White House campaign.
The LIAR had said he invented the Internet, the New York Post let us know.
Can we talk? Establishment journalists have felt quite free to identify LIARS in recent decades. The problem is this: To the extent that theyve had this freedom, they have kept calling Democrats LIARS. Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Hillary Clinton were endlessly described as the worlds biggest LIARS. And uh-oh! In the future, this is likely the way the mainstream press corps will workto the extent that theyre given this power.
In fairness, Professor Rosen knows nothing of this, being newly arrived from Pluto. He think the press corps problems began under Bushand only because these elite professionals lacked imagination to deal with his outlier ways. (They were doing their best.) But if we continue to have an establishment press corps, it will be very unwise for liberals or progressives to task them with telling us who are the LIARS. Their track record on this point is clear. The establishment press is a tool of power. They will tend to call Big Pols of the more liberal party LIARS. Theyve done this for the past twenty years. Once financial regularity returns, they will likely resume this practice as the looting starts up again.
Quite wisely, objective reporters have traditionally been forbidden from making this highly subjective judgment. (One obvious reason: In most cases, its very hard to know if a misstatement is a lie.) Yes, reporters should challenge and correct statements which are inaccurate, false or misleading. Yes, they should note patterns of same. But were living on the dark side of Neptune when we ask Establishment Journalists to identify the lies and the LIARS. In 1999 and 2000, they called Gore a LIAR for twenty straight months, inventing his LIES as they went along. (Ceci Connolly: Al Gore said he discovered Love Canal!) Amazingly, Professor Rosen hasnt heard. But its how George Bush attained power.
False statements and lies are two different things; the former is a great deal easier to identify than the latter. Its amazing that we no longer know that, given this decades ardor. That said: The LIARS will always be the Dems, as long as we let the establishment name them. Decades later, professors doesnt know. But Glenn doesnt seem to know either.
Tomorrow: Ezra yes, Froomkin no. Why is that?