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FRIDAY, JUNE 17, 2005
THE TIMES WONT SET RULES FOR ACCUSERS: To its credit, the New York Times reports today about Edward Kleins astounding new book. But just as it did with the Swift Boat Vets, the Times focuses on the conservative backing for the book and ignores the books kooky content. The Times never told you that Unfit for Command was full of blatantly crackpot claims and episodes of self-contradiction. So too with todays report by Raymond Hernandez about the new Klein book.
Will we ever have standards and rules for accusers? Heres the one passage where Hernandez explains what the fuss is about:
HERNANDEZ (6/17/05): The publicity surrounding the book, which reportedly includes sensational assertions about Mrs. Clinton's personal life, has stirred a fierce reaction among some of her staunchest supporters and others, who, legitimately or not, see a coordinated campaign to undermine Mrs. Clinton at a time she is taking more of a hand in national politics.The book reportedly includes sensational assertions? Its true—the book hasnt been published yet (although excerpts have been posted by Vanity Fair). And its understandable that newspapers may not want to repeat the vile, nasty claims that drive Kleins book. But couldnt Hernandez have added one key phrase to his fleeting portrait?
HERNANDEZ REVISED: The publicity surrounding the book, which reportedly includes sensational, weakly-sourced assertions about Mrs. Clinton's personal life, has stirred a fierce reaction among some of her staunchest supporters and others, who, legitimately or not, see a coordinated campaign to undermine Mrs. Clinton at a time she is taking more of a hand in national politics.Why wasnt Hernandez willing to say that Kleins ugly book is weakly-sourced? After all, we just went through a period in which the high-minded press corps pounded its chest about anonymous sources. But a nasty book supports sensational assertions with laughably weak, anonymous sourcing—and at the slipshod New York Times, Hernandez doesnt say word the first.
Our question: When will the press corps establish standards and rules for accusers? We understand that the Times may not want to repeat Kleins ugly, vile assertions. But cant the paper at least tell its readers that these assertions are based on very weak sourcing—and that some of the books reported claims have already been shown to be false? Why wont the press corps hold accusers to the standards they claim for themselves?
FRIST, DO NO HARM: E. J. Dionne comes out swinging today, battering Bill Frist for his clowning conduct regarding Terri Schiavo. Frist, the biggest fake in the Senate, is being chastised far and wide for his absurd remarks on the Senate floor, in which he claimed to speak more as a physician than as a U.S. senator. Yesterday, Frist made the rounds on morning TV, baldly dissembling about his past comments. Dionne batters Frist for these latest misstatements, and he hammers Tom DeLay too. Here is his next-to-last paragraph:
DIONNE (6/17/05): Right-to-life politicians have done terrible damage to a serious cause. They claimed to know what they did not, and could not, know. They were willing to imply, without proof, terrible things about a husband who was getting in their way. Instead of making the hard and morally challenging case for keeping Terri Schiavo on life support, they spun an emotional narrative that they thought would play well on cable TV and talk radio.Hurrah! Dionne hammers a pair of nasty accusers, holding them up to normal standards. But in our view, Dionne is too easy on these two and their kind. Lets extend his text a bit. What would be wrong with putting Frist and DeLay into a larger context?
DIONNE EXTENDED: Right-to-life politicians have done terrible damage to a serious cause. They claimed to know what they did not, and could not, know. They were willing to imply, without proof, terrible things about a husband who was getting in their way. Instead of making the hard and morally challenging case for keeping Terri Schiavo on life support, they spun an emotional narrative that they thought would play well on cable TV and talk radio. In the process, they played the public for fools, telling them things that were simply untrue. But then, this has been the practice of conservative cable and talk over the course of the past fifteen years. Routinely, conservative cable and radio hosts play trusting voters for absolute fools. With their remarks on the Schiavo case, Frist and Delay just extended the process.What would be wrong with telling the truth—that conservative cable and talk show hosts routinely play trusting voters for fools? That this is the nature of this medium? Voters deserve to hear that fact. We wish that Dionne had expressed it.
AL KAMEN WILL DO AND SAY ANYTHING: Al Kamen, well-known Christmas card critic (see below), is willing to do and say anything. In this mornings Post, he rolls his eyes at the silly flap over that Downing Street memo. Heres the entire item, written straight from the corps newest script:
KAMEN (6/17/05): The liberal blogomania over the media's cover-up of the "Downing Street memo"—the British intelligence notes of meetings indicating, among other things, that the administration's decision to invade Iraq was made long before anyone else knew about it—continues unabated.Its all there: Mockery of liberal blogs (or e-mailers), along with the insinuation or claim that everyone knew this stuff way back when. Good grief! Kessler published this anecdote in January 2003, Kamen says! So why would anyone make a fuss about the old news in the Downing Street memo?
Yes, Kamen is typing his masters script. But is it true? Did everyone know this stuff way back, perhaps in January 2003? Certainly not from Kesslers report, which was detailed but inconclusive on the issue at question. Kamen refers to a 2700-word piece by Kessler, a lengthy historical overview of the Bush Admins thinking about Iraq. The report appeared on January 12, 2003—and if you read it, you wouldnt have known that Bush had decided on war with Iraq by July 2002. Kesslers report was well worth reading, but it hardly established the facts the Downing Street memos seem to suggest. Heres a fuller chunk of the anecdote Kamen has cadged from Kesslers long report:
KESSLER (1/12/03): Serious military planning also began in earnest in the spring [of 2002]. Every three or four weeks, Army Gen. Tommy R. Franks, commander of U.S. Central Command, would travel to the White House to give Bush a private briefing on the war planning for Iraq.But alas! This anecdote is rather unclear about the presidents decision. Bush had apparently decided to confront Iraq, Kessler wrote—but what exactly did that mean? Did this mean that he wanted to go straight to war? Did it mean he wanted to go to the UN—leaving war as his last option, as he was claiming in public? The Downing Street memos suggest that Bush had settled on war, and wanted to bypass the UN altogether, or use it as a necessary political route to a war. Kesslers anecdote was suggestive, but unclear. No—you wouldnt have known from Kesslers piece that Bush had settled on war with Iraq, the point which the Downing Street memo seems to suggest.
And by the way, how many people ever read or heard about Kesslers anecdote? Almost no one. It came at the very end of Kesslers lengthy piece—in paragraphs 50 and 51 of the 51-paragraph report. Almost no one read this material—and a Nexis search suggests that almost no one in the press corps ever discussed it. Was Kesslers piece discussed on TV? A search on Kessler AND Iraq yields one citation for the remainder of January 2003. That was Bob Woodward on Larry King Live—and Woodward discussed a different part of Kesslers lengthy report. He didnt say that Bush had decided on war by July 2002. But then again, neither did anyone else, to judge from the Nexis records.
Had Bush decided on war by July? Was his trip to the UN a sideshow? These possibilities are suggested by the Downing Street memo—and if theyre true, they surely are news. But Kamen has heard his masters voice, and hes eagerly typing his masters new scripts. This morning, he mocks those liberal bloggers—and he cites an inconclusive anecdote, an anecdote no one saw or heard discussed. But so it goes when hopeless toadies race to type their masters scripts. For more of Kamens deathless work, enjoy some classic HOWLER HISTORY:
KRISTMAS IS KAMEN, HOORAH, HOORAH: Kamen was typing Official Scripts as early as December 1999. At the time, his cohort was working to prove that Al Gore was a fake, so Kamen advanced the theme in the normal way—by attacking the Gore familys Christmas card! How far would your mainstream press corps go to prove its great claims about Big Faker Gore? Kamen attacked on Christmas Eve, with an absolute classic of the genre. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 12/24/99, and try to believe that toadies this vast actually exist on this planet.
PART 4—MORE LIARS THAN LIBERALS: Chris Matthews might just as well have been reporting from Neptune. Last week, Matthews wondered why our Sunday shows never have strong, articulate voices of the working person, the working family. But lets face it, Matthews was faking again; he knew the answer to his question. Our Sunday programs exit to serve those Millionaire Pundit Values—the foppish values of people like Matthews—and no liberal or working-class voice need apply. Indeed, Matthews has a Sunday show himself, and each week he assembles a Standard Panel—a group of foppish pundit script-readers among whom there will be no real liberals. Just as Bill Moyers explained (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 6/15/05), Matthews gathers four members of the press corps establishment (the press corps elite). and they proceed to show the world how clueless and scripted—how inbred—they are. Indeed, as we saw from the Chris Matthews Show just last week, there will normally be more liars than liberals when these foppish pundit groups meet. But before we get to one panelists lies, lets take a fuller look at the views of our standard Sunday pundits.
Who exactly are the liberals who sometime appear on these programs? For years, the Chicago Tribunes Jim Warren was one such pundit, appearing in a liberal slots on the famous McLaughlin Report. But is Jim Warren really a liberal? Well let you make the call, of course, but heres the way he described Bill Clinton at last weekends Chicago Trib Book Fair. Warren introduced the Posts John Harris, who has written a new book on Clinton. Remember—this is the voice of a man who served as a big TV liberal:
WARREN (6/11/05): Speaking of self-pity, there is William Jefferson Clinton, the subject of an absolutely wonderful book by our guest today, John Harris of the Washington Post. Can there be many people in our public life who are more given to dissection, more who are so infuriating, more who are so complex? Talented, charismatic, self-absorbed, disingenuous, self-deceiving, banal, desperate to be viewed as misunderstood, seemingly impervious to embarrassment—be the subject genocide in Rwanda, or oral sex in the Oval Office—so given to pontificate if not necessarily persuade, and, like a baby boomer Don Corleone, so intent on keeping his many friends close but his many enemies closer? Is there anybody in our public life who still inspires such conflicting emotions, who still seems to obsess innumerable cable television hosts and pundits—anybody, I guess, besides his wife?Like a boomer Don Corleone! Indeed, its hard to know why the person described would inspire conflicting emotions; according to Warren (who read from a prepared text), Clinton was talented and charismatic, but aside from that, was completely repugnant. He was disingenuous, banal and self-deceiving—and incapable of embarrassment, about matters large and small. Granted, a true liberal or working-class advocate might not approve of Clintons policies or approaches, but dont you get a hint of the times when you read this statement by Warren—by a self-infatuated fop who appeared on weekend TV for years, presented there as a liberal? Blogger Pangloss was recently wondering why TV liberals seem to argue so poorly, and we were amazed that he needed to ask. Why do TV libs argue poorly? Duh! Because most of these liberals arent liberals at all, although they may have been for a while, when drinking their way through college. Indeed, here was Matthews himself, on last Tuesdays Tonight Show, singing the praises of major Republicans—after he had mocked Hillary Clinton for being part of the greatest sitcom in history:
JAY LENO (6/7/05): Who would run against Hillary?Believe it or not, those are the views of a non-conservative—by foppish Sunday talk standards, of course. Just click here to read Matthews earlier mockery of Hillary Clintons greatest sitcom, and to see him beat up Howard Dean and Harry Reid (this Mormon guy from Utah, he said). But soon, it was back to kiss-kissing McCain. Matthews cant get that action quite enough:
MATTHEWS: I think Howard Dean has got a problem with—I think the public does not like the name-calling. They don`t like the filibuster that slows things down. They don`t like the gamesmanship of shutting down the government. They want people that are effective. And that`s why McCain looked good two weeks ago when he cut the deal with the 14 guys in the middle.Matthews only frustration this evening? He didnt get to kiss the keister of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the other great love of his foppish life.
Yes, by Sunday standards, those are the passions of a pundit who isnt conservative. So youre not very likely to find any liberals on your Sunday morning shows, let alone any strong voices for working-class interests. People like Matthews select the panels, and they prefer to surround themselves with other upper-class foppists. Foppists like former liberal Joe Klein, who sent this mash note to the Dems on last Sundays Chris Matthews Show:
KLEIN (6/12/05): You know, at this point the Democrats are a party with absolutely no redeeming social value. I mean, all they've been about have been these tactical maneuvers in the legislature. There's a movement afoot in corporate America, on the left and the right now, to provide some kind of a universal health care plan—Democrats, nowhere. They are nowhere on the war. They're not providing any kind of considered opposition to Bush's policy in Iraq, and in national security. They're doing nothing. It's a really boring and flat party.Youre right—a fiery liberal or working-class advocate might be annoyed with the Democrats, too. But do you sense the world-view of your Sunday pundits when you see Klein slam the Dems that way? When you see Jim Warren ream Don Corleone? When you see Matthews explain that John McCain just looks great? Remember, these are the voices of the non-conservatives—by the standards of current Sunday talk.
Yes, Matthews may just as well have been speaking from Mars when he asked why there are no working-class voices. In fact, there arent many liberals on Sunday TV, let alone any working-class voices. In fact, youre more likely to see a liar than a liberal—and Klein proved that point this past week.
TOMORROW: More liars than liberals.
WELL SCRIPTED: No one reads McCains scripts any better than Matthews. Last night, he marveled with Republican strategist Sheri Annis at the wonders of Giuliani and McCain:
ANNIS (6/16/05): McCain is someone who is so clean and has served our country and would care about [security and terrorism] more than anybody. Rudy Giuliani, what more can you say? He is the face of 9/11.On Leno, Matthews said McCain was a moderate. Last night, he said McCain was a conservative. On these matters, McCain likes to have it both ways—and his best boy is right there to help.
But then, as Matthews told Leno: The press loves McCain. You can see that every time he comes on. And: A lot of people, especially in the press...feel a lot of responsibility toward this guy. Remember, these are the views of a non-conservative—by the standards of your foppish Sunday press.