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TUESDAY, JUNE 8, 2010
History inches forward: Over at our companion site, weve posted another chunk of chapter 5, A virtual wildingthe month of Wolf. This chapter discusses November 1999, the month when the mainstream press corps extended its war against Candidate Gore through a full-blown assault on Naomi Wolf, who was advising his campaign. (For chapter 5, just click here.)
Posting this chapter has gone rather slow. Heres part of the reason:
Before we started posting How he got there, we prepared provisional versions of its first seven chapters. For that reason, we thought wed be able to post new chapters on roughly a three-week schedule.
Alas! When we started to finish chapter 5, we could see it was grossly inadequate. We had written it down to standard chapter lengthroughly 10,000 words. But you simply cant tell this part of the story at that length.
The press corps remarkable wilding of Wolf took on many forms. In the material weve already posted, weve told the story of the sexual trashing extended to Wolf when the press corps learned that she was advising the Gore campaign. This doesnt involve the most famous part of the month of Wolf, the part involving the press corps ludicrous campaign about clothing.
Naomi Wolf told Al Gore to wear earth tones! This is one of the most iconic battle cries of the press corps twenty-month war against Gore. In the new chapter chunk weve posted, we describe the part of the press corps campaign about clothing which existed before the press corps learned that Wolf was advising Gore.
A lot more work will have to be done to finish chapter 5. Unfortunately, this will produce a very long chaptera chapter of roughly double length. Truth to tell, theres no other way to tell this part of the story. In the fall of 1999, the lunacy of the press corps conduct was quite extensive.
Here at THE HOWLER, weve come to accept a basic factwere writing this book for people of the future. The contemporary political world has agreed to pretend that the press corps astonishing conduct in the Clinton-Gore years simply didnt exist. For liberals, modern political history tends to begin with the Florida recount, or with the war in Iraq. Epistemic closure keeps us from discussing the press corps conduct during that earlier period.
In the fall of 1999, the press corps staged a remarkable campaign about clothinga campaign designed to prove that Candidate Gore was a phony, based upon his troubling wardrobe selections. This involved Gores boots; his suits; his polo shirts; the number of buttons on his suit coats (three); and of course, the troubling colors he wore, including green, olive and brown. Essentially, the mainstream press corps staged a group nervous breakdown during this remarkable period. Eventually, their conduct sent George Bush to the White House. Perhaps for that reason, we know of no journalists who have been willing to discuss this conduct now.
The campaign about clothing had been under way for two months when the press corps began its wilding of Wolf. Weve now posted this part of the story. The rest of the tale is to come.
FRUIT OF THE MONKEY BUSINESS (permalink): Last Sunday, Kathleen Parker began to earn her recent Pulitzer Prize. A resident of suffering South Carolina, Parker critiqued the sexy-time sex obsession which has engulfed her states politics in recent years; this includes the sexy-time foolishness in the states current GOP primary. To outsiders, this is the sort of delicious material that allows comedy writers to sleep in, Parker wrote. To South Carolinians, these unfolding events are a blight.
The current nonsense is a blight, Parker correctly wrote. This particular blight involves allegations about Nikki Haley, front-runner for the GOP nomination for governor. In her column, Parker seemed to say that she takes one of Haleys accusers at his wordand that she also takes Haley at her word when she denies his accusation. Putting that murkiness to the side, Parker proceeded to ask the right question. And she voiced an accurate judgment:
Is this where we want our politics to go? Its much too late to be asking that question; unfortunately, our politics has been built around sex, entertainment and pseudo-scandal for a long while now. Sad, empty losers get thrills up the leg as they obsess over peoples personal lives. There is no sign that these people intent to stop.
Alas! Our politics has been built around sex and lies and pseudo-scandal for a good long while. The culture of our journalistic elite is built this way now too. Last Saturday, Lady Collins, grand duchess of Lower Inania, gave voice to this simpering, brain-dead culture at the start of her latest New York Times column. Go ahead! Gaze on the mental/emotional life of Americas journalistic elite:
Lady Collins is almost impossibly inane, but at least shes prepared to speak openly. This highest lady enjoys campaigns which overflow with sex and racist comments. All other campaigns are incredibly boring, this blight on our consciousness says.
This inanity might be understood as the fruit of the Monkey Business.
Until 1987, you see, journalistic tradition kept losers like Collins from acting on their longings. For better or worse, this obsession with [politicians] personal lives had long been considered off-limits to major journalists. That culture died on the Monkey Business, when presidential candidate Gary Hart let Donna Rice wriggle up on his lap.
Hart was driven from the White House campaign on May 8, 1987. (To read Wikipedias account of this sexy-time scandal, just click here.) Journalists also scalped Candidate Biden in that campaign, and they chased Candidate Gore around pretty good, as we can tell you from personal experience. (We got lots of phone calls from journalists who longed to hear that Gore had done something wrong as a college student.) A new culturea culture of pseudo-scandalbegan taking hold of American politics and journalism. Many pseudo-scandals later, New York Times readers take it in stride when the duchess of Lower Inania writes columns like the one weve quotedcolumns which define American politics as a flight from upper-class boredom
People like Collins used to pop dolls. Now, they write about politics.
Indeed, the duchess has written that column again and again, endlessly begging for a politics which will rid her soul of its ennui. The fatuous outlook that column describes increasingly shapes our discourse.
For the record, the culture of pseudo-scandal hasnt just been a blight on South Carolina. It has been a blight on American thinking, dumbing us down to a very low place. For whatever reason, this addled journalistic culture has harmed Democrats, and liberal interests, in vastly disproportionate measure. After getting the scalp of Hart, they chased Bill Clinton around for the sex; they chased Al Gore around for the lies. (By way of contrast, George W. Bush had to destroy the known world before losers like Collins began to take notice.) Just last Saturday, Adam Nagourney recalled the era in this fashion, in our greatest newspaper:
Interesting! As Nagourney let his pea-sized brain range back through the age of pseudo-scandal, he recalled Major Pols from both parties being forced to account for what opponents portrayed as exaggerations or worse about their military service. But when he listed the members of that parade, he remembered four Big Democratsand only one Big Republican.
Just a guess: Power being what Power is, the childish culture of pseudo-scandal will always tilt against progressives and in favor of Power. If progressives and liberals had any sense, we would be working to undermine this brain-dead culture, which has been such a blight on our politics. But many of us dont have much sense. Youve seen this if youve read Josh Marshalls panting coverage of South Carolinahis web sites utterly silly, childish reporting about the Haley accusations. How silly, how childish has that coverage been? Even Collins had the good sense to include a skeptical note in last Saturdays column. Heres why lady doesnt much believe Larry Marchant, one of Haleys accusers:
In that reference to Edwards gofer, Collins noted one of the facts of modern life: In our sex-drenched, brain-dead political culture, some political hacks will do and say anything to support the boss. With that precedent in mind, even Collins was able to understand that Marchant may be lying too. But in this childish report at TPM, Joshs gofer plainly suggested that Marchant must be telling the truthafter all, this savant reasoned, who would lie about something like that? And in a pitiful post at The Daily Beast, Dana Goldstein brought the eternal note of sadness in. Try to believe that leading liberals reason in this manner:
See there? Tattle-tale Marchant has even named the hotel at which the alleged sexy-time conduct occurred! On the basis of that evidence, Goldstein finds it hard not to believe him.
Sadly, this is the way we humans reason when the rules allow us to indulge that obsession with people's personal lives. Before 1987, the rules of the game kept children like Goldstein from musing this way in public. But in 1987, those rules changed. That simpering column by Lady Collins is one fruit of the Monkey Business. So too, the pitiful reasoning offered by hapless Goldstein.
One more fruit of the Monkey Business was offered on Friday nights Real Time, where village nitwit Andrew Sullivan mused about the size of Al Gores member, explaining whats well known in Washington. If Katrina vanden Heuvel had any sense, she would have told him to stop playing the fool. Instead, this other High Lady played along with the fools, even making a joke on a deathless theme: Black men have the really large members! We strongly suggest that you watch the tape, thus gazing on the fruits of the Monkey Business.
Twenty-three years ago, rules were changed. We are left in this sad situation. Leading journalists discuss who has the big membersand the editor of The Nation sits on TV, making jokes about black guys large dicks. Has your computer ever been attacked by malware? Thats roughly what is happening here, as your nations political culture slides beneath the waves.
Repeat: This culture of sex, lies and pseudo-scandal has disproportionately harmed Major Dems and liberal interests. On balance, well guess that this pattern will obtain as long as this brainless culture exists. But certain liberals are very bored tooand certain liberals are seeking new readers. Like Collins, theyre thrilled by South Carolina. This culture may be a blight for your political culture. For them, it represents increased ad rates, or escape from incredible boredom.