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TUESDAY, APRIL 25, 2006
NOW, WERE SUPPOSED TO APPLAUD: Oops! It turns out that the CIA isnt claiming that Mary McCarthy was Dana Priests source on the secret prison story. We had to chuckle as Jeffrey Smith and Dafna Linzer explained that in todays Post:
SMITH AND LINZER (4/25/06): [Priests] articles sparked a wide-ranging CIA investigation that included polygraphing scores of officials who worked in offices privy to information about the secret prisons, including McCarthy and her boss, CIA Inspector General John L. Helgerson. Nowhere in the CIA statement last week was McCarthy accused of leaking information on the prisons, although some news accounts suggested that the CIA had made that claim.Really? Some news accounts suggested that? Could that include this news account—this account by Smith and Linzer?
SMITH AND LINZER (4/23/06): The rare firing last week of a CIA officer accused of leaking information to the news media stems both from the sensitivity of the subjects she allegedly discussed and the Bush administration's forceful efforts to block national security disclosures that have proved embarrassing or caused operational problems, according to current and former intelligence officials.In their haste to inform the public, Smith and Linzer forgot to say that they had written one of the accounts which suggested that McCarthy leaked on the prisons. Remember, though: We liberals are now supposed to cheer such writers when they err in ways we favor.
SLOW CAR: Al Gore was right all along! For now, well sketch one final, laughable part of this Exciting New Pundit Discovery. The laughs begin when we check George Bush emoting on Earth Day this weekend. Elisabeth Bumiller was there at his side. Yes, these events happened Saturday:
BUMILLER (4/23/06): President Bush spent an Earth Day marked by record-high gas prices promoting his support for hydrogen-powered fuel cell cars, but Democrats said that the vehicles were years away from reality and that the president needed to do more to relieve sticker shock at the pump...Honest to God, you just have to laugh—this Saturday, Bush finally got it! 'I strongly believe hydrogen is the fuel of the future, Bumiller quoted her Bold Leader saying—and she may have quivered a bit at his insight. According to Bumiller, Bush add[ed] that he thought that today's children would take their driving tests in hydrogen-powered cars.
Readers, Bush is now all about hydrogen cars! And Lady Bumiller was there to record it! Unfortunately, much-maligned Gore had nailed these topics in his best-seller, Earth in the Balance—a book he published in 1992, fourteen long years in the past. As usual, Gore had been right all along—and the gang we still describe as a press corps had spent a good deal of time, from then until now, beating on Gore for his insights.
No, he didnt get trashed at the start. When Earth in the Balance appeared, the War Against Gore hadnt begun—and the reviews reflect this. At the Times, the task was assigned to environmental writer Gina Maranto. She began her review saying this:
MARANTO (2/9/92): During his 15-year tenure in Congress, Senator Al Gore, Democrat of Tennessee, has made an intensive study of environmental issues. The results, as displayed in "Earth in the Balance, a comprehensive assessment of the forces of planetary destruction—including overpopulation, deforestation, soil erosion and air and water pollution—are impressive.Duh. Meanwhile, the Posts reviewer quickly said this: I can't judge how well the junior senator from Tennessee serves his constituents, but if there lives a member of Congress who knows more about the environment, he or she isn't talking, much less writing. (Dennis Drabelle, January 1992.) In short, the Washington press corps was still producing rational work about Gore at this juncture. It was considered impressive when Gore told the world about the problems of global warming, including the problem Bush has now noticed—the problem of internal combustion. "It ought to be possible," Gore said in the book, "to accomplish the strategic goal of completely eliminating the internal combustion engine over, say, a twenty-five year period. And by the time of the 1998 Detroit auto show, every automobile CEO in the world had embraced this view. Time is starting to run out for the internal combustion engine, Rebecca Blumenstein wrote from that show—on page 1 of the Wall Street Journal, no less. As she continued, it only got better:
BLUMENSTEIN (1/5/98): [A]uto makers from Tokyo to Stuttgart to Detroit have reached a surprising consensus on an idea deemed heretical not long ago. A fundamental shift in engine technology is needed. "We need to press very hard to increase fuel economy and lower emissions" of carbon dioxide, says John F. Smith Jr., chairman of General Motors Corp. He predicts a "slow phase-off" of the internal-combustion engine in 20 to 30 years and adds, "It is prudent for us to be working very hard on alternative technology.Yes, that was environmental wacko John Smith—head of GM—saying that internal combustion was on the way out. According to Blumenstein, a surprising consensus had now emerged about this once-heretical idea. The New York Times wrote a similar front-page story from this same show. As of January 1998, it was quite clear; when it came to internal combustion, Al Gore had been right all along.
But so what? A few weeks after those stories ran, a young woman named Monica Lewinsky became famous—and the boys and girls of the mainstream press corps pretty much lost their weak minds. Result? When Gore began his White House campaign fourteen months later, they began their two-year war against him. Would Gore get credit for having been right—for writing the book which had once been impressive? Guess again! By November 1999, the New York Times was assigning Michiko Kakutani to ponder Gores once-impressive work—and Kakutani set out to show the world how big a fool she was willing to be. Her cohort had pleasing new scripts about Gore—and Kakutani was eager to type them. Her piece appeared on page one of the Times. Here is what Gores book had become—the book in which Gore had been right:
KAKUTANI (11/22/99): Vice President Al Gore emerges from "Earth in the Balance" (Plume), his 1992 book about the environment, as the quintessential A-student who has belatedly discovered New Age psychobabble. Like his speeches, his book veers between detailed policy assessments (predictably illustrated with lots of charts and graphs) and high-decibel outbursts of passion, between energetically researched historical disquisitions and loony asides about "inner ecology" and "spiritual triangulation"—asides that may help explain his curious affinity with his feminist consultant, Naomi Wolf.Of course! To Kakutani, Gores loony asides helped explain his curious affinity with Naomi Wolf! (As a matter of fact, no. You cant get dumber.) And the open derision in this first graf about Gore was matched by the rest of Kakutanis review. In a report about several candidates books, she devoted 800 words to Earth in the Balance—and incredibly, she cited Wolf three separate times! Of course, Wolf had nothing whatever to do with the book. But Kakutanis cohort had an agenda, and the hapless reviewer was eager to type her gangs new gong-show scripts. (For the first part of our real-time report on Kakutanis review, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/29/99.)
Yes, mockery was constant as the Washington press corps conducted its twenty-month War Against Gore. And Earth in the Balance was part of the deal. Once, the book had been impressive. But now, its loony asides helped explain Wolf—and the Times Robin Toner knew something else about its secret meaning, Incredibly, heres how Toner described the book when it was reissued for Earth Day 2000:
TONER (4/14/00): "Earth in the Balance" has a strikingly reflective tone and is widely considered to be Mr. Gore's midlife crisis book, written when Mr. Gore was trying to recover from his disastrous 1988 campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination, while coping with the serious injuries of his son, who had been hit by a car.Once, the book had been impressive. Now, it was Gore's midlife crisis book. And, of course, its loony asides helped explain why Gore hired Wolf.
Theres more to say about the way these matters were covered during Campaign 2000. But readers, go ahead and emit a dark laugh as Bush discusses those hydrogen cars! All during Campaign 2000, Bush ridiculed Gores statement in Earth in the Balance about the phase-out of internal combustion. And your vacuous press corps stood by and watched—and talked about Gores midlife crisis. At the Times, Kakutani, Toner and Melinda Hennberger all used this term about Earth in the Balance, which no longer seemed so impressive.
Al Gore had been right all along. By 1998, even GM agreed. But as of 1999, your press corps had other Big Thoughts in their heads—and they proceeded accordingly. Last week, though, it finally happened. They finally began to wring their hands—If only Al Gore had been elected!—and Bush talked up the hydrogen cars he had ridiculed back when it mattered.
WHEN THE ADMIN FIRST FLIPPED: The Bush Admin flip on internal combustion occurred in January 2002, authored by Energy Sec Spencer Abraham (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 8/22/02)—ironically, at the Detroit auto show. But your national press corps knew not to notice—except for the National Journal. Read this item and try to decide. Should we weep—or laugh with the gods?
NATIONAL JOURNAL (1/12/02):You may recall that Abraham and Bush heaped derision on Gore, the Journal said. But how would anyone be able to recall that? The rest of the press corps knew what to do when Abraham completed his flip. They too had heaped derision on Gore during Campaign 2000—so they kept their traps tightly shut as Abraham completed his flip. A big reinvention had now occurred. But they kept quiet for their Bold Leader.
Here again, we see the way this clownish cabal has made a joke of your discourse—and your lives. And guess what? Last week, they began to weep and say something different: Al Gore was right all along, they now said. Oh, Dear Lordy! Boo hoo hoo! If only this great man had won!
MATTHEWS (4/23/06): Perfect failures? Why do Democratic presidential candidates campaign like robots? Will Hillary Clinton make the same mistake?Perfect comedy! Matthews—acting the perfect robot—asked about robotic Dems.
For the next few days, were going to pull a laugh or three out of the segment which followed. For our first offering, go ahead and enjoy a good laugh as the BBCs Katty Kay emits a Prime Press Corps Script. Though shes a Brit, Kay always knows What Pundits Must Say when discussing the failures of Dems:
KAY: It's not—it's not straddling issues so much as inauthenticity.Inauthenticity! Its a treasured press corps put-down—delivered by the worlds fakest life-forms! And the voters were quick to spot it with Gore, Kay was quick to assert. But theres one small problem with Kays analysis; in 2000, Gore won the popular vote! Some of you may already know that. It almost seemed that Katty Kay hadnt heard.
Its just as we have told you—theres nothing so stupid that they wont recite it. But uh-oh! The clownish comments this panel emitted show Dems and liberals what may be coming as we approach the 2008 race. For the record, Matthews issued another scripted old howler. It neatly played off Kays:
MATTHEWS: Last question, everybody! It's an—it's an opportunity for a toss-up here—what are those things in basketball?An inquiring mind wanted to know: What makes these inauthentic Dems such easy knock-offs for the Republicans? It was the perfect Matthews script, the kind that can get a robots oil rushing. But there was one small problem with the hosts emission; Dems have won the popular vote in three of the last four White House elections! But so what? When these life-forms get onto this topic, there is nothing they wont recite.
Our suggestion is fairly obvious. Dems must start planning—start planning today—for the spinning of Campaign 08.
TOMORROW—MORE PERFECT CLOWNING: An authentic middle-of-the-roader.