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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23, 2008
LADY SEUSS HOWLS AT THE MOON: Too funny! Barking madhowling at the moonMaureen Dowd achieves a new level of wish fulfillment at the close of this mornings column. Citing the work of Dr. Seuss, she lets herself dream her souls greatest dream. Yes, the Times published this:
This is a major American journalist, insisting, in the language of a child, that a major pol stop competing in a White House campaign. But it isnt like Dowd didnt marshal a brief in support of her childish wish. Heres the nub of her argument, just a few paragraphs earlier:
The Democrats are eager to move on? Certainly, many Dems feel that way. But just yesterday, well over a million Democrats voted for Clinton in Pennsylvania. No, Dowd never quite explains who the Democrats of this column might be. But shes nice enough to help us see why Obama cant make Clinton leave:
Yeah, of coursethats probably it! Readers, it all becomes so clear when somebody finally says it!
This years campaign has shown what can happen when a party has two closely-matched candidates. There are potential downsides for the party, as anyone can see. But journos like Dowd think its their role to demand that the person they hate should just quit. Those million-plus Democrats dont exist in Dowds world. In Dowds world, Dowd wants Clinton to quit. And so, by the laws of childish dreams, the Democrats must want that too.
Once again, they demand the right to pick your nominee for you. They busted their keisters during Campaign 2000, trying to get you to nominate Bradley. Four years later, they didnt like Dean, so they pretended that he had howled at the moon. But right until this very day, theyd never cited Dr. Seuss, telling a candidate to Just go, go, GO! Surely, this mornings barking-mad column takes things to a new level.
But then, Dowd has long been mad as a hatter. Anywhere but the palace-bred Times, colleagues would possibly see that.
PALACE LIVING: In 2006, Oprah magazine toured Dowds crib. If youre curious, go aheadjust click here. I go over the top at times with too many leopard-print pillows, Dowd says. For ourselves, weve always admired journalists who can spotand admittheir mistakes.
OFF TOPIC: Weve finally decided to dump a post about how foolish we think this editorial is. We do think the editorial is foolish (and weirdly illogical in parts); but then, Keith Olbermann shrieked even louder about its central point Monday night. (Understandable. Keith has been a bit overwrought since he stopped mocking those young blonde women on his show every night.) But the topic is a bit off our path. So weve decided to dump it.
Theres a reason for our lethargy, though we hate to say what it is. It has to do with the size of the role the press corps is currently playing, as it becomes a bit more clear that the Clinton-Gore era may end.