GARDEN PARTY! Bob Novak describes a swish dinner party, the kind liberal spokesmen just luvv to attend:
THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 2005
THERE IS A FREE LUNCH—AND WERE EATING IT: Free food has long been our favorite cuisine. And today, we munch free lunch from the Maryland Press Club as we take part in a panel discussion concerning a range of press issues. No, they couldnt afford Wonkette. But well struggle for Deep Insight anyway.
At any rate, before we head off to engage in these wars, well let you visit an insider dinner party—the very kind of swish soiree liberal spokesmen just luvv to attend.
GARDEN PARTY: A few weeks back, Josh Marshall referred to the right-leaning dinner-party centrism of establishment Washington (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 3/21/05). In this mornings column, Robert Novak lets us visit one of those parties. He discusses the feelings now roiling Washington about the Schiavo affair:
NOVAK (3/24/05): In Washington, I was engaged during a Saturday night dinner party in debate at a level of intensity I had not seen since the bitter 1960s and '70s. My dining companions, mostly mainstream Washington journalists a generation younger than I, were passionately opposed to the congressional intervention [in the Schiavo matter].Novak continues to stress the intensity of the journalists feelings:
NOVAK: The intensity was brought home to me at the Saturday dinner party. A fellow journalist asked me what I thought about the congressional intervention. When I responded that I approved, several colleagues asked how in the world I, of all people, could approve of federal intervention in local affairs. I told them I did not care about that issue but wondered why they were so anxious to end Terri Schiavo's life. They responded that Republicans in Congress were only interested in politics. I had not engaged in such a heated debate with colleagues since the Vietnam War.Novak notes that congressional voting on the Schiavo matter moved outside normal partisan lines. But not since Vietnam, he says, have his colleagues in the mainstream press staged such a heated debate at such a fine dinner party.
At THE HOWLER, we dont doubt Novaks account, and we think you should ponder what it means. According to Novak, the Schiavo matter has his mainstream press colleagues more upset than anything since Vietnam! Translation: They didnt care this much about Iraq. They didnt care this much about Bushs tax cuts. They dont care this much about Social Security. They didnt care this much about the Bush-Gore election—the election which totally changed our politics—or about that crackpot book by those Swift Boat Veterans. No—more than all else, they care about this. Its a confession we find most illustrative.
Who are the opinion leaders of your mainstream Washington press corps? As weve told you for years and years, theyre a gang of perfumed millionaires, and no, they dont give a good goldarn about Bushs budget follies. Indeed, because theyre multimillionaires, they gain from everything Bush has done in that area, and no, they dont care if you dont. But theres one thing these people still arent—they still arent a group of Christian conservatives. They get upset when the Christian right takes the stage. They dont care much about anything else.
Not since the days of Vietnam has your powered press corps been so upset! They were willing to roll with Iraq—and with Bushs endless gifts to the rich. This is the one thing that gets them upset. We think you should ponder that deeply.
JOSH MARSHALLS ATTACK ON THE LITTLE GUY: MSNBC is hopeless. During this mornings Imus program, the following flash news appeared on the screen:
TRUSTEES SAY SOCIAL SECURITY WILL RUN OUT OF CASH BY 2041Of course, the trustees have said no such thing. The SS trust fund will expire in 2041, according to the trustees most recent report. But duh! The system itself will have oodles of cash coming in from the ongoing payroll tax. According to the trustees, SS will still be able to pay 74 percent of scheduled benefits in 2042 even if no changes are made in the interim. As we have endlessly observed, it would be fairly easy to guarantee full benefits with increases in SS revenues.
So yes, some low-level nitwit at MSNBC was typing up a false news flash. But then, should this be surprising? After all, on Tuesday, the most honest man in American history said the same thing, at a Big Bush Event! Yes, it was Senator Self-Praise (sorry—John McCain) who peddled the pap which that nameless scribe wrote. Popping his jersey, the great honest man made a joke of your discourse and interests:
MCCAIN (3/22/05): I'd like to give a little straight talk here.As we noted in yesterdays HOWLER, Senator Self-Praise had done it again! While claiming to give a little straight talk, he baldly lied in the face of the voters! So is it surprising that some low-level schmuck at MSNBC thinks SS is running out of cash in 2041?" Is it surprising, when a great man like Self-Praise makes this equivalent statement?
Which brings us to Josh Marshalls postings this morning. Josh complains about headlines on MSNBCs web site, correctly noting that they are inaccurate. Daringly, he refers to them as more great moments in media whoredom. But those web-site headlines are hugely trivial, and Senator Self-Praise is hugely important! And yet, weve searched Marshall site for his slam at Self-Praise. But so far, no word about him! (Note: Josh also complains about inaccurate headlines—at unnamed American newspapers.)
So lets give Josh a few important names he can cite when he complains about MSNBC. Rick Kaplan is the man who puts this garbage on the air, over and over and over again; and Chris Matthews and Joe Scarborough are the significant hos engaged in this endless process. Why does Marshall rail at nameless low-level staffers but fail to mention the names that matter? Like the rest of your liberal spokesmen, why wont he name the actual big-name players who are making a joke of your discourse?
As weve noted many times, Marshall does brilliant work about policy and politics. But when he wrote about that right-leaning dinner party centrism, he noted that he hasnt discussed it for years. Disillusioned young analysts stood before us. Weve noticed, they sadly declared.
FLASH NEWS! REAL NAMES ARE AVAILABLE: Here are the names of some major players. So go ahead, Josh. Lay off the nameless headline writers. Try to be a man about this! Try naming these big, major people:
BANG THE DRUM SOFTLY: Note the courage of insider liberal spokesman Kevin Drum. He complains that Bush's events are described as "town hall meetings." But he forgets to say that John McCain is standing up and lying at them.