BIGGEST GENDER-NUT IN THE WORLD! Olbermann, he of the hot monkey love, may now be the worlds dumbest person: // link // print // previous // next //
SATURDAY, MARCH 14, 2009
Biggest gender-nut in the world: In the world of pseudo-news, MSNBC has been Gender-Nut Central for about a dozen years now. But the kooky news channel may now have found the biggest gender-nut in the world. This Wednesday night, he repeatedly pleasured himself with ruminations on failed teen-age romance:
Earth to Nutso: The formerly preggers Bristol Palin already was an unwed mother, if you insist on enjoying that termand dont worry, you will! By the way: Olbermann explained how hed been forced to report on the once-preggers Palin:
Of course! Its food for snark if OK! goes there; if KO does, his hand has been forced! Still no word on why this big nut-case spent the next evening offering teasers about teen prostitutionabout something he had completely made up! Yes, he really said these thingsthese things he completely invented. Fasten your seat belts, he warned:
This guys so big a nut he squeaks. Wed have to say theres a very good chance hes the biggest gender-nut in the world.
What would make a grown man conjure such a ludicrous notion? To state what must be blindingly obvious, Newt Gingrich has not proposed paying teenage girls to have sex, the formulation with which Olbermann pleasured himself, just one night after feeling forced to discuss that unwed (teen) mother. For ourselves, were underwhelmed by Gingrichs actual plan, which is described in this AP report. But what could possibly make someone think that it involves teen prostitution? (Answer: The desire to talk about teen prostitution!) Finally, the host explained, as he named his worst person:
By now, Gingrich was recommending child prostitution, a formerly serious topic. But speaking of bordello brains, what could have made this kooky man think that Gingrich had proposed paying teenage girls to not get pregnant while having sex? (Our emphasis.) At this moment, it became clear: Olbermann is the biggest gender-nut in the world. He wants to talk about teens having sex. And hell find ways to do it.
By the way: Those thoughts about that unwed mother werent the only such thoughts crowding Olbermanns brain Wednesday night. In the second half of that evenings program, he treated viewers to a truly impressive array of dirty-boy obsessions. The gentleman managed to conjure a way to return to Bill OReillys hookers. And who could stop him from extending the thought to his fellow nut-case, David Vitter?
Along with the fate of that unwed mother, the hookers of OReilly and Vitter also crowded his mind this night. And then too, his head was full of thoughts about bestialityand animal husbandry! No. Not making this up:
On Wednesday, marriage with chimps was also crowding this gender-nuts oddball thinking.
What explains this multiply-teased report? A Florida state senator may have said a slightly dumb thing, as everybody does at some point. Eventually, Olbermann explained the deeply troubling matter, as he showed the senators photo and named her worst person. Note the last highlighted passage:
Bullard may not have known what animal husbandry meant (although we wouldnt swear to it). Of course, Olbermann didnt seem to think his viewers would know what it meant, either. That would explain why he defined the term midway through his award. (Its the science of breeding animals, he said, slipping us the answer.) At any rate, Bullard was named the worlds worst person, with her picture hurled on the screen so others could be warned against her advance. And this let Olbermann offer his string of teasers about marriage with monkeys. For the record, Olbermann seemed to be working from a single, very short news report which had appeared, word for word, in two Florida newspapers. Could Bullard possibly have been joking when she made her monkey remark? Based on the short news report, its possible. But then, its even possible she was joking from stem to sternalthough reporter Marc Caputo didnt think so. You see, no one but the biggest nut in the world wasted time on this pointless piffle.
For the record: Bullard is a former teacher and administrator, education consultant, community activist. (Just click here.) In this brief news report from 2008, shes described as typically good-natured. Given the wealth of truly bad conduct currently found in some parts of the world, we have no idea why someone would draw so much meaning from this incidentand Olbermann made no attempt to explain the depth of his feeling. But it helped him fill his show with a string of gender-nut commentsremarks about hookers, an unwed mother and the prospect of marrying chimps. The next night, it was on to teen prostitutionprostitution which doesnt exist.
Teen prostitution which doesnt exist! He simply made it up!
A bit of background: For at least a decade, MSNBC has been the network of gender-nuts and -obsessives. For years, Chris Matthews carried the banner (with occasional help), insulting and ridiculing liberal women and trashing Hillary Clinton for her deeply unseemly ambition. Heres Matthews in December 1999, describing the ladys vile prior conduct: She said, I'm going to give you universal coverage. I want to give every man who gets into this country, legally or illegally, free health care, and they're going to have to thank me for it, and bring flowers to me like I'm Evita. In other words, this guys a stone nut.
But by 2007, Matthews had help. Every evening, Olbermann was banging away at the worlds young blondes, and a string of empty lads (of all ages) were banging away at Clinton. And good grief! Within the last year, Morning Joe has been consumed by a weird strain of Archie Bunkerism, with imagery straight from Valley of the Dolls. Co-host Mika Brzezinski expounds each day on the way mommy is strung out on her mood-enhancers, as the male panelists chortle and play. In recent weeks, male panelists have stopped ridiculing Brzezinski for her laughable clothing and jewelry, but that had been a regular part of the programs big fun too. Scarborough himself is often visibly angered by Brzezinskis exceptionally dumb, stupid conduct. Its like Austin Powers is producing this show, so much does it take the viewer into a gender time-warp.
In TV news, this occurs nowhere else. It dominates at MSNBChas done so for years. But now, after years of searching, this remarkably kooky network has found the worlds biggest gender-nut. Its astounding to see this kind of conduct enacted in the name of liberalism.
But no, Virginia (and Bristol; and Lindsey): Newt Gingrich hasnt proposed teen prostitution. Olbermann wanted to tease us againwith that, and with talk about marrying chimps, and with talk about Mr. Os hookers. (Weve skipped his important thoughts on squeaky-voiced Victoria Jackson.) How long will this crapthis absolute crapbe spoon-fed to the public? As the last two decades have conclusively shown, modern societies cant run on dumb. And Olbermann, he of the hot monkey love, may now be the worlds dumbest person.
Remember when: Remember when a certain host dreamed of seeing Clinton beat up? Yes, that happened too.