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TUESDAY, MARCH 10, 2009
Potemkin press corps: Over the weekend, so much nonsense clogged the air that we hit just a small part of it yesterday (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 3/9/09). Example: How disordered was Maureen Dowds columnthe one about the first ladys arms? We suggest you read A. Serwers treatment at Tapped. Dowd has been publicly nuts a long timeand the mainstream press corps simply cant see it. This column was broken-souled, even for Dowd. Go read what Serwer wrote.
But then, the lunacyand the characteristic ineptitudewere general over the press corps this weekend. In an interview with Barack Obama, unidentified Times reporters asked the president, three separate times, about the notion that he is a socialist. Well recommend Steven Benens treatment (click here). But just to establish the record, here are the questions they asked:
It isnt clear who asked these questions; Jeff Zeleny was apparently part of the mix. But if those questions were asked in good faith, the lack of intellectual sophistication is striking. If high school reporters asked those questions, youd wince as you watched it occur.
But then, the spectacular dumbness of our mainstream press corps is perhaps its defining characteristic. This is a constant at the Timesthe paper which keeps printing Dowd. How low is this papers intellectual horizon? Indulge us in an instructive pet peeve. Consider an insignificant but pitiful part of Charles Blows Saturday column.
In his on-line bio, Blow is described as the Times visual Op-Ed columnist. His column is always built around a chart or a graph; presumably, this suggests hes especially good at working with data. And yet, on Saturday, Blows numbingly hackneyed column was accompanied by a typically bungled graphic. No, this bungle doesnt matter; the point at issue is quite minor. But the foolishness of this particular item helps define the New York Times intellectual standard.
We refer to the way Blow includes Bobby Jindals favorable rating in his graphic. (It stood at 15 percent in the poll from which Blow drew his data.) In Blows graphic, Jindals rating stands in marked contrast to Obamas, which is in the high 60s.
What makes the inclusion of Jindals rating so silly? In the NBC News/WSJ poll to which Blow refers (click here), 57 percent of respondents said they didnt recognize Jindals name or werent sure what they thought of Jindal. Only one percent said the same of Obama, who is now quite famous. Its amazingly silly to list such a rating for someone like Jindal without noting the fact that most respondents dont know who he is. (Or for Tim Geithner: 14 percent.) Using this method, after all, Blow could have shown that Obama was more disliked than Jindal. In the NBC/WSJ poll, Jindals unfavorable rating also stood at 15 percent; by contrast, Obamas stood at 19. What possible purpose would have been served by a chart which compared those numbers?
That silly inclusion in Blows graphic doesnt make any big difference. But it does help define the New York Times standards. What kind of editor sees something so silly, then waves it into print? Answer: The same kind of unsophisticated rube who keeps putting the likes of Dowd in print. The same kind of editor who doesnt blink when Obama is asked those three questions.
As was generally shown this weekend, we struggle with a Potemkin press corps. It looks like journalism is happening, but something very different there stands. We still havent returned to the report by the Posts ombudsman about George Wills bungled climate change columns. But good God! This Sunday, in just his third week on the job, new Post watchdog Andrew Alexander had back-slid to this pointless porridge.
It looks like journalism is happening. But much of what you read in the paper comes from the Potemkin Post (or Times). Denial says this cant be true. And yet, quite plainly, it is.
TOO BIG TO FAIL: On Sunday morning, we briefly rolled our eyes at the Posts lead editorial. After reviewing the nations many deep challenges, the editors criticized those who choose to deal in silly distractions.
The Battle of Limbaugh is silly, they said; we cant say we disagree. But many folks have engaged in this war. Did the Post omit one group?
Grown men and women in government? How about grown men and women in the mainstream press corps? Whatever one thinks of the Battle of Limbaugh, many big pundits have pimped it quite hard. But as weve long shown you: When the mainstream press corps reviews bad conduct, the mainstream press corps own conduct disappears. Pols can be wrong; so can late-night comedians! But the pundit corps record is clear.
For an odd divergence from this pattern, consider the Conversation With James K. Glassman which appeared in the Outlook section of Sundays Post.
As you may recall, Glassman co-authored the 1999 best-seller, Dow 36,000. In it, he and fellow seer Kevin Hassett predicted the Dow would hit 36,000 within three to five years.
Nothing like that happened, of course. And omigod! At the start of Sundays conversation, Carlos Lozada actually asked the former Post columnist about his bungled prediction. This sort of thing just isnt donebut when Glassman dissembled a bit in response, Lozada even called him on that! For readability, we insert the names of the two discussants:
We said it is impossible to predict how long, Glassman said, although he and Hassett had made a prediction. And omigod! Lozada corrected Glassmans statement, recalling what the pair really said! And things only got more spicy from there. Lozada continued asking awkward questionsand Glassman continued bobbing and weaving. Before long, Lozada asked, two separate times, if Glassman had any regrets about his ginormous mistake:
Why would Glassman have any regrets? The book was exactly right, he explained. Except what it said in the title!
For the record, that failed prediction (three to five years) wasnt just a throw-away line in a book. For example, Glassman described his book in September 1999in his syndicated Washington Post column. We say in the book that the Dow should be at 36,000 today, but that realistically the process should take about five years, he wrote. That's a growth rate of roughly 25 percent annually, not so outlandish considering the record since 1982.
In other words, people who read the Washington Post may remember this large blunder too.
A failed prediction, no matter how ludicrous, doesnt make Glassman a bad person, of course. It does raise fairly obvious questions about the value of his judgments. Meanwhile, his dissembling with Lozadaand his lack of regretmay set off some warning bells among those who recall the insider press corps endless fascination with character. But if Glassman comes off a bit poorly in this discussion, Lozada comes off remarkably well. To his vast credit, Lozada persisted, as few scribes ever do, with awkward questions about Glassmans blunder. Normally, a scribe will pretend to ask twice, then desist. Lozada kept on keepin on.
But then, the gentleman made a turn, a turn we found instructive. Lozada began asking Glassmans advice about other policy matters! Brother Glassman had bungled as few ever doand Lozada seemed to want more of his wisdom! Near the end, he even asked why Obama didnt keep Glassman on in the post he held under President Bush.
Translation: Inside the Village, you cant be so wrongor so disingenuousthat youll ever be culled from the herd. You can make historys biggest mistake. Well want to know what you think next.
For the record, we share the old school tie with Glassman, although we dont think weve ever met. That street-fighting Harvard class of 1969 includes at least nine major achievers. (Were probably leaving people out.) Here they are, listed with their best-known achievements:
Parsons quit after one semester. Glassman went on to a failed predictionand to that groaning C-Span appearance during the Clinton years.
How disingenuous can our big savants be? Weve never seen the tape of that C-Span segment. But working from memory, we think we know what youll see if it ever appears:
Guesting on Washington Journal, Glassman railed about the way Bill Clinton avoided service in Vietnam. Recalling a shared adolescence, a thought came to mind; we would have been extremely surprised to learn that Glassman did different. And omigod! It actually happened! A caller asked Glassman if he had served! Quite extensive hemming and hawing characterized his response.
Just a guess: He doesnt regret it. After all, trashing Clinton (then Gore) was the way of the 90s! It led us to this bungled place. But yes, it defined an era.
Lozada persisted as few scribes do, pestering a better-known colleague. But readers! Why on earth is the Washington Post still asking advice from its famous failed prophetburning half a page in Outlook? Few people have ever made larger mistakes. But the Post seemed to think wed all like to know what Glassman is thinking today.
Why on earth is the Washington Post still asking advice from its famous failed prophet? The answer is known throughout The Village. Once you become a part of the club, youre simply too big to fail.
Kuttner got it right: To its credit, the Post let Robert Kuttner mock Glassmans prediction in September 1999. The article, called Giddy About Stocks, isnt available on-line (unless you count this). But here are its opening paragraphs:
But then, a lot of crackpots were promoting manias at this time. It was the way of the age.
As Kuttner wrote, the Atlantic was going pseudo-conservative under new owner David Bradley, who had purchased the ordinarily prudent journal in 1997. A few weeks after Kuttners column appeared, the late Michael Kelly (Maureen Dowds childhood friend) was named Atlantics new editorand he was one of the Washington Posts loudest, most dishonest Clinton/Gore-trashers. (We Irish!) The next summer, the magazine featured a ballyhooed cover portrait of Candidate Gore; it showed him with fangs coming out of his mouth. Gore was the worlds biggest liar and nastiest debater, the long, much-ballyhooed story pretended. James Fallows wrote the ballyhooed piece, though he didnt do the cover art or write the articles crackpot synopsis. But then, this was the way of the age. Are you sure that these life-forms are human?
They never stopped: At the pitiful, broken-souled Times, they never stopped saying that Earth in the Balance was the result of a mid-life crisis. Darlings! Here was Lady Collins, purring as Florida burned:
Who knows? Perhaps he was thinking hed never have to deal with crackpots like Collins again!
For other witty jibes in the Times about Gores mid-life crisis book (Robin Toner), see THE DAILY HOWLER, 10/12/07. The liberal world avoids discussing this era. But this is how we got here.
Childhood of Dowd/Matthews/Kelly: Three fascinating show business obits appear in todays New York Times (click here). In one case, we learn what apparently happened in the Boston of our youth when Jimmy Boyd, then 12 years old, produced a big hit in 1952. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, the freckle-faced youngster was claiming:
[The song] was not popular with everyone back in 1952. Initiallyuntil it was made clear that Santa was really Daddy in costumethe Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston condemned it as mixing sex with Christmas.
That account has the ring of truth. Lets say it again: We Irish!
And yes, as weve told you, this helps explain the crackpot, anti-Clinton/Gore mania of the press corps large East Coast Irish Catholic contingent during the last decades troubles. We know, we knowthis is rarely discussed. Thats because it occurred.
Go aheadreread Dowds latest. Think about 12-year-old Jimmy Webbabout the way our big crackpots grew up.