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FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2008
BROOKS AND DIONNE, TOGETHER AT LAST: In todays Post and Times columns, E. J. Dionne and David Brooks express a similar view of the Democratic campaign. Clinton has shown she is willing to say anything about Obama to bring him down, Dionne mournfully writes. But then, Brooks is on a similar wave length. Speaking of Obama, he says this: When he was under assault in South Carolina, he rose above the barrage and made the Clintons look sleazy. A bit later, he presents the boo-hooing, goo-goo view of recent events: In Texas and Ohio, Clinton attacked [Obama], and the attacks worked. Rachel Maddow couldnt sob it out better.
Well probably examine this view of the race in more detail next week. But please note: Almost surely, this is not the way the Clinton campaign would describe these matters. Did Obama rise above in South Carolina? The Clinton campaign would most likely say that Obama, his campaign and his surrogates played the race card during that period, making a string of claims (some of which, to be honest, were completely absurd) which painted the Clintons as slobbering racists. Sean Wilentz doesnt speak for the Clinton campaign, but his recent piece in The New Republic probably captures the Clinton camps general view of these matters.
Which campaigns view of these matters is right? Its always hard to sort out such matters. But quite commonly, the press corps adopts one view or another during the course of our White House campaigns. During the primary race in Campaign 2000, for example, the mainstream press corps brilliant savants widely adopted the story-lines being pushed by Bradley and McCain, their widely-beloved twin authentics. Result? Al Gore now holds the Nobel Peace Prize—but at the time, Dionnes brilliant colleagues were reciting a mantra: Al Gore is willing to do and say anything! Dionne was too gutless to speak at the time—and this morning, he recites the same line, this time aimed at Clinton. Clinton has shown she is willing to say anything about Obama, the sage instructs. Alas! He kept his trap shut during Campaign 2000, speaks up unwisely today.
For ourselves, well stick with prior assessments. When we watched the South Carolina debate, we thought this: Weve never seen a three-person debate with three candidates this good. When we watched the two-person debate from LA, we thought this: Its a shame that one of these two has to lose. The human brain is deeply (and dumbly) wired to trick us into us and them thinking; if we surrender to what it directs, we end up thinking that one candidate in a race is The Very Good Person, and the other is Very Bad Indeed. This is often a silly appraisal; we think thats basically true in this case. But understand: In Campaign 2000, Dionnes tribe cast Gore as The Very Bad Person—and Dionne never voiced a word of complaint. Today, Gore holds the Nobel Peace Prize—and the man this cohort helped put into office has made a vast wreck of the world.
How do you like the kind of judgment these savants have displayed in the past?
Al Gore is willing to say and do anything! And not only that: Hell lick the bathroom floor to be president! They repeated it over and over again, presenting utterly ludicrous proofs. When people like Dionne failed to dissent, many liberals and centrists came to believe that it must be basically accurate. So it was that E. J. Dionne displayed his destructive cowardice.
Dionne hid from service back then, refusing to challenge his cohorts behavior. Today, he himself recites their old line, this time about Vile Clinton II. Its great to see Brooks and Dionne together at last, but well stick with our previous views: Weve never seen three candidates that good. Its a real shame that two have to lose.
IT CRIES REAL TEARS: Wont you buy the E. J. doll? Readers, it cries real tears:
Clintons tough anti-media campaign! Oh. Our. God. It cant get dumber! If we could adapt an old talking-point: These babies will do and say anything!
Guess what, people? If E. J. had written a few tough columns in 1999, perhaps his cohorts War Against Gore could have been halted, or moderated. And it wouldnt have taken much, we now know, to reverse that campaigns outcome. So gaze on your insider liberal elite! E. J. kept quiet all the way as his cohort invented fake tales about Gore. Eight years later, the dead of Iraq look up from the ground as he cries about Clintons tough criticisms.
MUCH AS WE EARLIER TOLD YOU: Weve long admired Obama adviser Samantha Power, and, of course, we continue to do so. Yesterday, she called Hillary Clinton a monster (then apologized). She went off the record as she made this remark—but apparently did so too late.
People say lots of things in campaigns; if journalists are involved in the stew, most of these things are said off the record. As we told you a few weeks back, well make a small guess: If the Billy Shaheen incident is ever told in more detail, well guess that the phrase off the record may play a role there too.
Were not attempting to equate the two incidents, or to say that the role played by that phrase will be the same in each case. We dont know who acted in good faith, journos included (Shaheen got nailed by the always-ethical Post)—and we dont know who didnt. But here are two thoughts: Weve long admired Samantha Power. And we think the incident involving Shaheen makes little sense as recounted.
By the way: If youre a fool—or if youre seven years old—you know that the people on your side say Only Good Pure Things in these incidents. You know that because you know the candidate you prefer is The One Good Honest Just Person.
As we said, weve long admired Samantha Power. Because we also admire former governor Jeanne Shaheen, we assume her husband is OK too. These advanced theoretics may not work for you. Its fun to be seven years old.
[Discuss: Shaheen told the Post to explore a candidates past drug use. An Obama adviser told the Atlantic to explore a spouses sex life. We see a bit of parity here, since these are two of the dumbest things a press corps could possibly waste its time on. But then, we havent persuaded ourselves that one of the candidates is The Very Good Person, and the other is Just Very Awful. People say lots of things in campaigns. Many of these things, on all sides, are just basically dumb.]
Today, we take our first look at a widely-cited part of Robert Nozicks first book. Before we begin, lets recall one key fact: The late Bob Nozick was thoroughly decent to us miserable freshmen.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE (SEVEN-FOOT) FRIEND: If we may adapt the old Sam Clemens riff, reports of Bob Nozicks accessible style have been greatly exaggerated. When Professor Nozick died in 2002, a steady stream of licensed observers praised his writings everydayness. This widely praised accessible style made him a friend of the general reader—or so his elegists claimed. Some critics had even made such claims when his books first appeared.
As we noted in our last installment, these claims were greatly exaggerated. As we noted, the buzz-kill was seldom far away when Nozick settled into his chair and began to expound on philosophical topics. Sometimes he tended toward technical language, sometimes toward highly abstruse types of problems—the types of problems likely to interest no one but his professional colleagues. This doesnt mean that his work lacked merit, though it seems to us that it typically did. It does bring to mind a basic fact: Modern elites are strangely drawn to deeply puzzling, or inaccurate, Group Stories. As of the year 2002, one such script demanded praise for Nozicks accessible style.
That said, we want to remind you of one basic fact. The people who praised that accessible style are often the very same people who have insisted, down through the years, that Nozick was one of the greatest philosophers (or simply thinkers) of the last century. Well suggest that you judge the merits yourself, in the ruminations which follow, as we continue to ask our great question: With giants like Nozick abroad in the land over the course of the past several decades, how did our political discourse become so utterly fatuous? With other philosophical giants about, why is our discourse so brain-dead? At some point, well even return to that Medicare debate—the one which screamed, for two solid years, for intervention from someone with logical skills. If you believe the conventional wisdom, our universities teem with top-notch logicians. Why didnt these giants take pity on suffering humanity and clarify the silly things being said?
With logicians and thinkers abroad in the land—some of them being political philosophers—why is our discourse so god-awful stupid? What has kept this gang of savants from sharing their manifest skills?
AS WEVE NOTED, BOB NOZICK WAS ALWAYS PERFECTLY decent to us grumbling freshmen. (We cant stress that point quite enough.) That said, a simple look at the texts-in-themselves may start to show why so little help has come to us poor helpless rubes from giants inside the academy.
As noted, the book which made Nozick a star was Anarchy, State and Utopia. It was published in 1974; its author was 34 years of age at the time. Later, at the time of his premature death, The Harvard Gazette summarized his books considerable history:
The book gained him fame seldom attracted by philosophers and their work, Richard Pearson wrote in the Washington Post. He was widely interviewed by the mainstream media and became quoted by a new generation of conservatives...who were seizing national power on both sides of the Atlantic. And from the time of Anarchys publication forward, Nozick and Rawls were routinely twinned in the philosophic imagination. If you were inclined to believe the sorts of people who spoke of Nozicks accessible style, you were told that the books of the two Harvard colleagues provided the philosophical underpinnings for the liberal and conservative views of the world. And if you read about Nozicks book, you would soon be told of its greatest highlight. That was the famous Wilt Chamberlain argument, a chunk of the book in which Nozick considered—well, lets try to see what he said:
When Anarchy, State and Utopia appeared, Peter Singer reviewed it for The New York Review of Books. Singer was a man of the left—clearly, more Rawls than Nozick. But in just his second paragraph, Singer heaped praise on the brilliance of Nozicks new book. Conventional wisdom was being born—or, pre-existing inside the academy, was merely being expressed:
According to Singer, Nozick had presented a definitive text—a major event in contemporary philosophy. To his credit, Singer didnt boast of Nozicks accessible style; this folk tale hadnt become the norm yet. But for reasons well admit we cant quite explain, Singer gushed about Nozicks effort. A reader who is sympathetic to government policies designed to redistribute wealth and who has taken for granted the justice of such policies will be surprised at the strength of the arguments Nozick brings against this view, Singer wrote. And when he got to the heart of the book—to the part where Nozick argues against redistribution—Singer praised an ingenious illustration, an illustration involving Wilt Chamberlain.
Who knows? Perhaps this is what people had in mind when they later agreed to say that Nozick possessed an accessible style. Imagine! Instead of dry-as-dust philosophical tracts, we encountered a playful illustration involving the famous Big Dipper! At the time, Chamberlain was the NBAs most famous player; hed once averaged 50 points per game for an entire season. Indeed, how vast was Chamberlains greatness? He had done this wearing Chuck Taylors, his eras rubbery footwear of choice!
At any rate, the Wilt Chamberlain argument was Nozicks way of illustrating his books fundamental notion. The position Nozick takes is a radical departure from the theories of distributive justice discussed by most philosophers, especially in recent years, Singer wrote. According to Singer, most of these philosophers had advocated government policies designed to redistribute wealth; Nozicks book now argued against the justice of such approaches. Warning! Some of Nozicks language may seem counterintuitive, given the meaning of the word entitlement in standard political discourse today. But according to Singer, Nozick proposed something he called the entitlement theory; in Singers account of this theory, a distribution is just if it arises from a prior just distribution by legitimate means. To simplify matters a bit (but not much), if you didnt steal your money or land, you were damn straight entitled to keep it. Why this would qualify as philosophy—as any sort of a theory at all—well, that question sometimes enters the mind. But to Singer, Anarchy, State and Utopia was a landmark—and an ingenious illustration ran through it:
In Nozicks ingenious rumination, therefore, we are asked to imagine the following: Everyone starts out equal, by decree, in accordance with someones notion of justice. But because people want to see him play, Wilt soon has far more than anyone else! Whats ingenious about this illustration? As he continues, Singer semi-explains it:
Theres more about Wilt in Singers review, though not much. Meanwhile, however ingenious this illustration may be, it has indeed become famous, at least in philosophical circles. But should it be famous? Is it really ingenious? Or is this famous illustration perhaps ingenious in the same way Nozicks style was accessible? Perhaps weve tipped our hand a bit as we look ahead to our next rumination.
Should this illustration be famous? Well try to answer that question next time. But heres an even better question: Does this illustration help us see why our discourse has become such a joke—even with thinkers, logicians and political philosophers like its inventor around?
NEXT FRIDAY: Pondering Chamberlains holdings
ABOUT THAT ACCESSIBLE STYLE: It sometimes seems that we sorry frosh werent alone in our grumbling reaction to Nozick. Scanning the web, we stumbled on a brief memoir by Matt Yglesias, whose brush with greatness came some years after the one weve described. At this link, Matt makes the first comment:
Were not sure where the interestingly comes in. But jeez! They couldnt get eighteen people to attend? We feel like weve had that experience! (At The Comic Strip in Ft. Lauderdale, the show wouldnt start until there were ten.) At any rate, a few spots further along in the thread, someone else posted this revery:
But what about his accessible style? The next poster offered a similar review—along with a cheerful explanation for Nozicks apparent dreariness:
Dude! When we freshmen took Nozick, he was just 26. And we thought he was coasting back then!
Nozick was always thoroughly decent to us; meanwhile, just for the record, the ideological drift of his political work isnt a factor in our assessment. But we think a review of Nozicks work might help answer that burning question: Why is our political discourse so deeply inane, when giants like this stride the earth?
Unanimity bites: Another commenter expressed ennui with Nozicks accessible style:
Thinking About Thinking! Some dean should have cancelled the class right then! At any rate, lets append an illustrative note on a famous argument: In this thread, the first reference to Nozicks seven-foot friend appears early on—comment 5.