ZOMBIE LIBERALS! Uh-oh! Maureen Dowds zombie intellectual culture is now taking root on the web: // link // print // previous // next //
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 2009
When mega-rich pundits attack: A certain mega-rich cable pundit began to voice his panic last night. Might we capture a small sense here of how quickly these giants can turn?
Matthews earns $5 million per year. He bought his summer home on Nantucket for $4.4 million. It let him summer near Jack Welch, the conservative GE CEO who had made him a big wealthy star.
In the 1990s, Matthews made his careerand his fortunesavaging Clinton and Gore. (No one on cable savaged Gore in anything like the way Matthews did. Career liberals never discuss this.) Recently, the gent has flipped, adopting his channels new pro-Dem alignment. But when you put the rich in charge, such leaders will be the first to panic. Regular people watch and pray. People like Matthews melt down.
Matthews was screaming and yelling last night about Obamas failure to rescue his millions. No Democrat or liberal or progressive should be comfortable with the overpaid zombie stars of this particular network in charge.
Well be right back with Howard Fineman? Could that be the same Howard Fineman who created those psychiatric theories about Crazy Gores clothing all those years? Finemans been pimping the party-line too. How long till Fineman melts down?
ZOMBIE LIBERALS: Socks the Cat passed away this week; this helps us recall the degree of inanity found at the top of our discourse. You may have forgotten what happened in 2007, when troubled pundits learned that Socks had been living with former Clinton aide Betty Currie. Eventually, The Dumbest Among Us spoke, grabbing a bit of character analysis from pitiful Caitlin Flanagan:
Of course! The fact that Socks was living with Currie was a sign of Hilarys callousnessand Dowd moved quickly to ruminations about Clintons ruthlessness (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 10/31/07). As we asked yesterday: What on earth can explain the fact that this idiot remains where is?
Sadly, Dowd was enacting the brain-dead norms which have driven your discourse for decades. Within the press corps, its Hard Pundit Law: Once youve decided who you hate, every action, no matter how pointless, demonstrates her vile moral squalor. Theres nothing so stupid that you cant say itno idea so inane that you cant drive it forward. In 1999 and 2000, this brain-dead culture sent Bush to the White House. You simply cant run a railroad this way, let alone a large modern nation.
Look around if you want to see where this brain-dead culture has led.
And yet, this brain-dead culture is being adopted in major parts of the liberal web. Consider this embarrassingly unintelligent post about the deeply troubling motives of deeply vile Bobby Jindal. The item was posted on Sunday, just after noon. It was written by Josh Marshall, whos very smartand yet, its spectacularly stupid:
Quick housekeeping point: Marshall provides no link to the feature story he cites. We cant find the story at TPM (a search on Jindal doesnt produce it), though we think we did read it on Sunday. It seems that Marshall may be apologizing for some sort of imperfection in the story. Beyond that, we have no idea.
Before we review that posts rube-running, lets offer one quick thought about the facts it contained:
Shortly after noon on Sunday, Josh had apparently just discovered that Jindal had refused a rather small portion of his states stimulus money (under 2%). We dont know why this was still a surprise; on Saturday, the New York Times had reported that the money in question came to 2.5 percent (click here). Beyond that, it had been clear all week that liberal screamers were overstating the size of this story. Were working away from home today, but trust us: Through the use of truncated quotes, the liberal world had turned molehills to mountains all week long on this story. (On Mondays Morning Joe, news reader Milissa Rehberger continued misstating the facts of this story quite impressively, making it sound like Jindal and others were rejecting all stimulus funds.)
Marshall seemed a bit slow on his facts. But what makes this post so deeply unintelligent is the way he runs the rubes with brainless assurances about Jindals state of mind and motives. This is how dimwits like Maureen Dowd reason. Increasingly, the liberal web has been adopting these zombie practices too.
Jindal was grandstanding, Marshall announced, forgetting to say how he knew this. After changing the headline on his feature story, he still felt compelled to let us know why Jindal had adopted his stanceon a matter Marshall seemed to know little about. Why had Jindal rejected that two percent? Marshall explained with Dowdian ease: Jindal had apparently found the ideal number that would give him some shred of credibility with the neo-Hooverite right while also allowing him to get through his term as governor without getting impeached. He tossed this off as Dowd would have donejust as if it had been written in stone, delivered directly by Moses.
How did Marshall know that his convoluted scenario apparently explained Jindals stance? Much like the hapless role-model Dowd, he felt no need to tell us.
Some of you may not really see why that post is so stupid. Were at a bit of a disadvantage today; well plan to offer more thoughts on this matter tomorrow, while linking to other examples of the zombie intellectual culture taking root on the liberal web. Well only say this: Marshall himself is very smart, and his post is very unintelligent. But then, so was this rube-running post from the day before, a post which seems to concern a paid radio ad. Can you hear the hidden message? Hey, you dumb f*cking rubes?
Nothings so stupid that Dowd wont say it; no act of mind-reading is too inane once shes chosen the shape of her novel. Look around! You can see where this zombie intellectual culture has taken your reeling nation. Now, this culture takes root on the liberal web. This is very bad news for your nation.