HOW TO DUMB LIBERALS DOWN! Sundays guest lists favored Demsexcept at a rube-running web site: // link // print // previous // next //
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 2009
Were glad hes finally happy: Dionne and Herbert keep slobbering along, behaving like two puppies in love. Reading Herberts column today, were glad that hes finally happy:
Could the Times please help this guy rent a room? To Herbert, his new interest is intelligent, mature, thoughtful, calm in the face of crises...maybe even wise. Hes relaxed, with complete commandthe very model of what you would want.
Were glad to see Herbert find true love at last. After all, the last time he got fixed up an impressive Dem, he decided that the troubling fellow was condescending, supercilious, contemptuous and disdainfulsmug and boorish besides! He even called Eddie Haskell to mindand Herbert said so, loudly, in print, three weeks before an election. By way of contrast, George W. Bush was doing his best, Herbert swore that day. See THE DAILY HOWLER, 2/10/09.
Were glad to see Herbert happy at last. In the past, hes been a fussy dater. For results, please observe the whole world.
By the rules of the game, of course, people like Herbert dont have to explain the weird dates theyve staged in the past.
Love hurts: Somewhat typically, Herbert says Obama has complete command of a range of complex issuesthree paragraphs after quoting Obama as he seems to misstate a basic issue. (Over a trillion-dollars worth of debt? Puppy-love can be like that.) By the way: With Herbert and with Dionnes Monday column, we kept waiting to hear why Obama promised that Geithner would give very clear and specific plans for the banks when Geithner so clearly didnt do so.
Neither scribe gave the answer, of course. Just a guess: They forgot to ask. We had to wait for this news report in this mornings Post to get the start of an answer. Understandable! When pundits stare slack-jawed at their amours, they forget to pop questions like that.
HOW TO DUMB LIBERALS DOWN: The guest lists on Sundays five major shows favored Dems and Dem-leaning experts this week. This tilt began to show up on Saturday. The APs preliminary listing of guests suggested the weeks pro-Dem tilt:
Again, that was a preliminary listing of guestsbut the listings favored Dems and Dem-leaners. These listings featured seven Democratic pols and spokesmen, versus only four Republicans. Beyond that, Fox was listing two expert guests (Schmidt and Zandi). Each was an outspoken proponent of the Dem stimulus plan.
To our eye, those guests lists tilted 9-4 in our favor. As it turned out, Axelrod and Gibbs got solo segments on all four shows on which they appeared; McCain was the only listed Rep to get a solo segment. These listings were inaccurate in one minor way; CNN added the Republican congressman from Elkhart, Indiana to its line-up; he got a solo shot too. (Obama had just visited Elkhart.) But when these initial listings appeared, they showed Dems with a substantial edge in the guest lists. Unless youre part of the world which is now devoted to dumbing us liberal rubes down.
How do our intellectual leaders make us liberals get dumber? This post appeared on Duncan Blacks web site this Sunday morning, beneath a Sunday Bobbleheads headline. The headline would have made better sense had it said, Hey you dumb f*cking rubes:
So many Republicans, Black oddly said, posting a list which featured nine Dem pols and Dem-leaners versus only four Republicans. But so it goes as we become the people whom we once claimed to despise.
So many Republicans, the professor exclaimedand soon, his readers began posting angry complaints about the way the networks were forcing those Republicans guests right down our throats. This was the first comment posted:
That would be funny, if it werent sad. The second commenter followed suitwhile announcing that he doesnt watch the shows on which he was commenting:
But so it goes when we liberals get treated like fools by our leaders. Just as conservative rubes have been played, for so many years, by Hannity and all the rest.
Black listed nine Dems or Dem-leaners, as opposed to four Republicansand he seemed to tell readers that the Reps had been favored! Heroically, his third commenter noticed the scam. He typed a well-chosen word: Huh?
In fact, this commenters recent memory was faulty; for one example, guest lists from the previous weeks Sunday shows (February 8) had tilted toward Democrats too. But to his credit, this commenter had looked at his masters listand hed noticed the oddness of Massas critique. Which didnt help Commenter 4, of course (or many others who followed). Having taken the bait from Ole Massa, Commenter 4 explained the imbalancethe imbalance which didnt exist:
That is the liberal brain on Black. Or, as Black (or Hannity) might have said: Hey, you dumb f*cking rubes!
How troubling was repugnicant hegemony in the guest lists of Sundays programs? By the time these programs had actually aired, they had featured seven Democratic pols or spokesmen, four of whom got solo shots. Five Republican pols had appeared, getting two solo shots. Counting expert guests Schmidt and Zandi, nine Dems or Dem supporters had been featured as guests, versus five Republicans. Wed say that Dems or Dem-leaners got about 70 percent of the air time at stake here.
Despite that, angry liberals made fools of themselves in the comments to Ole Massas post. As usual, Black had spent fifteen seconds on his postand hed dumbed liberal readers way down
The Zandi man cant: Black has had an especially hard time coming to terms with Zandi, a politically nonaligned registered Democrat who favored the stimulus plan. About an hour after Sundays post, he devoted fifteen more seconds to this odd post about Zandis piece in that days Philadelphia Inquirera piece which praised the stimulus package. (Calling Zandi a McCainiac, Black kept dumbing his readers way down.) Of course, Zandi had been an advocate of the package all alongbut Black just seemed to be noticing.
Example of earlier Zandi-man problems: Two weeks ago, Zandi was booked on Meet the Press, paired with Steve Forbes, who opposed the plan. One guest was proand one guest was con. And a certain liberal professor seemed to be off in the weeds:
Is this a joke? the professor wondered, apparently thinking that his side was getting cheated again. In fact, Meet the Press had paired Dem and Rep senators in its first segment; in its second segment, it had paired a supporter of the stimulus plan with someone who opposed it. Indeed, Zandi was soon telling David Gregory this about the package:
Most importantly of all, it has to be passed quickly, Zandi said, cheating our side once again. Two days later, the Washington Post published this full-length profile of Zandi, a politically-nonaligned registered Dem who has now advised the McCain campaign and congressional Dems alike. But even this Sunday, Black seemed surprised by the McCainiacs op-ed column. Of course, its hard to nail down what Black really thinks; he seldom bothers to say. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/02/AR2009020202971.html
For decades, weve seen conservatives played for fools by sneering fellows like Hannity. On Sunday, we saw the practice continue to spread into our own preserves. Duncan Black set aside fifteen seconds to post the listings for Sundays programs. His listings strongly favored Demsbut soon, he had rubes running hard.
For ourselves, weve seen this movie before. Can anyone tell us why we race to adopt the techniques of a guy like Sean Hannnity? Why we should think its a good idea to treat liberal readers like fools?
Duh: Duh! Here are the first exchanges with Zandi and Schmidt on Fox News Sunday:
Duh! All three guests on Fox News Sunday expressed the Dem (or left-of-Dem) perspective this week. No problem! Black rolled over and spent fifteen seconds reinventing the shape of the world. The listings he posted split nine to four. He was soon running liberal rubes hard.
This is how we make liberals dumb. Its how we pay tribute to Hannity.