MASLIN COPS! With revolution sweeping the world, Janet Maslin makes a striking admission: // link // print // previous // next //
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 2011
SPECIAL SUPER BOWL AUGMENTED EDITION: The analysts have been a bit distracted since last Thursday (see below). Bowing to that reality, we offer a special pre-Super Bowl edition, featuring entertainment, sports and genealogy. All along with our regular HOWLER, including an essay about the way Janet Maslin has recently copped.
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No reallythe arithmetic works: Last month, Brother Dick let us know that Grandfather Rufus has hit Wikipedia! (Thanks to one of them perfesser fellers.) This is a very limited history; for example, wheres Professor Wormwoods Monkey Theater, the show with which he electrified the Maritimes in 1896? Where are the lectures on moral topics? But yes, that actually is our grand-father, despite the birth date (1832). Trust usthe numbers do work.
Sports section: Several Fridays ago, we were scheduled to give you some data about college football. (We dropped the plan when Gabrielle Giffords and all the others were shot.) By now, we no longer really care. But the data were basically good for our side, or we wouldnt have brought up the topic.
And now, for our regular HOWLER:
Lowry refuses the script: On the level of elected officials, reaction to events in Egypt has bordered on bipartisan, as the New York Times reports. That said, there has been a lot of shrieking on Fox. This produced an intriguing panel discussion on last evenings HHhHannity.
The discussion started in a familiar way, with Deirdre Imus playing the fool about Obamas obvious lunacy. Imus is the wife of Don Imus, Frank Richs very bright friend:
Great point, Sean quickly observed, after Imus recalled the script in which Obama threw grandma under the bus. But when was it ever different with anyone named Imus?
Things were off to a good solid start. But Lowry, editor of National Review, just kept mucking things up! Kirsten Powers said Obama has done OK concerning Egyptand Lowry jumped it to agree!
Deirdre had jumped in, trying to help. Throughout the panel, she flip-flopped all around, slamming Obama in a range of contradictory ways. But Lowry was being quite difficult.
Eventually, in the panels second segment, Lowry really made Sean look silly. This was part of the run-up as Seans frustration with the non-scripting grew:
At this point, Lowry jumped in; the boys began talking over one another, such that the Nexis transcript breaks down at that point. But Lowry really side-swiped Seanand Sean came off sounding comically bad. Wed urge the Media Matters folk to dig up the tape if they have it.
Its been a long time since any topic produced so many breakdowns in partisan scripting. Sean was really annoyed by Lowrys bad conduct! Thank goodness Deidre was there!
MASLIN COPS (permalink): Janet Maslin (almost) did the right thing when she reviewed Brian Greenes newest book.
Greenes new book is called ''The Hidden Reality: Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos. By the laws of American journalism, the reviewer is supposed to say how accessible Greene makes modern physics. This convention dates at least to A Brief History of Time, the best-selling 1988 puzzler which another top physicist has never stopped hawking.
Its a convention of American journalism! By law, reviewers are supposed to say how easy it is to grasp modern physics, thanks to writers like Stephen Hawking and Greene. But good lord! Breaking every rule in the book, Maslin ended her essay on Greenes new book with a bit of open rebellion:
Maslin is never quite willing to tell you the truth: You may not understand a darn thing in this book! But throughout this review, she is at least willing to hint at this otherwise hidden reality. A hint even lurks in the headline atop her review (Multiple-Universe Theory Made, Well, Easier). And sure enough! Maslins switch from easy to well, easier is conveyed, sotto voce, at various points in her piece:
Got that? Maslin asks, thus hinting that the answer is no.
We were pleased to see Maslin suggest and say that this book isnt real easy. Well admit it; she didnt seem to feel she could come out and say that the book is impossibly hard. But in this fumbling step toward the truth, we saw signs of real journalistic progress. Maslin is breaking from one of the guilds established scriptssomething journalists seldom do. And good lord! If journalists can learn to admit that they dont understand conformally invariant supersymmetric quantum gauge field theory, perhaps they could eventually cop to the many other topics they dont understand. Perhaps they could drop their scripts in those areas. (We suggest one example below.)
Maslin did anger the analysts once, right at the start of her piece. Knowing she planned to shatter a stricture, she offered this (highlighted) sop to the gods, right in her second paragraph:
There they go again! Were Greenes first two books surprisingly accessiblefar more edifying than baffling? Maslin undercuts this claim in grafs 1 and 3 with a pair of side-long suggestions about those agitating mind-benders. But still! Deciding to take The Maslin Challenge, the analysts have spent the past ten days reworking their copies of Elegant Universe, recalling the anguish theyve suffered, down through the years, at various points in the text.
At various points early on in the text.
Perhaps we should do some philosopher Fridays, showing where Greenes surprisingly accessible text rather plainly breaks down. In fairness, though, we will say this: Skimming the text of Greenes new book, it seemed to us that his explanation of the iconic double-slit experiment may be clearer than past efforts. (Past efforts by him and by others.) Lets face it. You simply havent made Einstein easy until youve explained this famous head-scratcherwith reviewers insisting that youve made it amazingly clear! Sorry: In the past week, weve let the analysts review Greenes treatment of this puzzler from Elegant Universe (basically, pages 97-116). Yesterday, they returned from Starbucks at 5, elated but still uncomprehending.
Greenes treatment in his new book seems promisingbut so far, weve only skimmed it.
To all appearances, Greene has tried hard to make this material accessible, in his books and on PBS. We have no doubt that hes a highly competent physicist and mathematicianthat he does understand this material in the technical ways such folk do. We also like the way he admits, at various points, that he himself cant quite internalize the oddness of the quantum worldthat he cant quite understand it himself. Unfortunately, he usually makes this admission just after a passage in which he seems to suggest that he is in fact making some topic clear. In Elegant Universe, he pretty much admits that he doesnt really understand the double-slit matter on pages 111-112. But this admission follows a dozen pages in which he gives the impression that he is making this abstruse topic clear.
We have no doubt that Greene does understand the material. But writers like Greene claim something more; they claim they can explain this confounding material in ways we shlubs can understand. Last week, Maslin suggested that she doesnt quite understandand this made the analysts cheer. Who knows? Perhaps some colleague will go her one better! As revolution spreads round the globe, perhaps a brighter day will comea day when some journalist admits that he doesnt understand those scripted old claims about Social Security, to cite just one example!
The money isnt thereweve already spent it? The left hand is borrowing from the right? Few journalists have ever understood these claims. Who knows? Post-Maslin, perhaps theyll admit it!
In this brighter, more glorious day, they might even ask for some help!