SURELY HE JESTS! Brian Williams paid tribute to Johnny in reacting to Bushs new whopper:
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 2005
SURELY HE JESTS: As weve noted before, major pols almost never lie. Why should they? As professional communicators know, a speaker can totally mislead an audience without making literal misstatements. But President Bush went the extra mile in last nights State of the Union Address. Major pols almost never lie. But what would you call these weird statements?
BUSH (2/2/05): Social Security was a great moral success of the 20th century, and we must honor its great purposes in this new century. The system, however, on its current path, is headed toward bankruptcy...Absent reform, Social Security will be exhausted by 2042, the president said. But according to the CBO, the system will still pay full promised benefits right through the year 2052! Indeed, even according to the SS trustees projection—the gloomy report from which Bush gets his figures—the entire system plainly wont be exhausted by the year 2042. Absent changes, the system will still pay three-quarters of promised benefits after that, the trustees say—benefits which will be larger, adjusted for inflation, than recipients get today! Will the entire system be exhausted? That statement is about as close to a lie as big pols like Bush ever make.
But dont expect to hear such news from your nations powdered press corps. Seeing-no-evil has become their great skill as they keep making nice on this topic. Indeed, Brian Williams provided a good solid laugh when he played some Hardball after last nights address. Clearly, Williams tongue was firmly in cheek as he served up this assessment:
WILLIAMS (2/2/05): I think [Bushs] foray into Social Security, the confusion around the issue, I think we are very quickly going to see a lot of Americans going to search engines, their local newspaper, their favorite evening newscast or cable network, looking to sort through it, looking for an expert they respect.Sounds great! But of course, we know what Americans will actually get from their favorite newscast or cable network. Theyll get a parade of clueless twenty-somethings insisting that SS wont be there for them (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 2/2/05). And theyll get hapless reporters like CBS Trish Regan, bungling basic facts of the program. And will they find any big network anchor correcting or challenging Bushs misstatements? Surely not, to judge from last night. Example: Right after Williams joking remarks, Matthews turned to Nantuckets Tim Russert, directly asking about the word bankrupt. The Buffalo Bulldog rolled on his back, put up his feet, and stared blankly off into air:
MATTHEWS: Tim, do you think the regular people out there who have not followed this week by week, like journalists do, will be taken with the president`s strong words—Social Security headed for bankruptcy?They will certainly have heard that! Clearly, if people want to find out a lot more, Russert wont be the guy to go to. Russert knows why those Dems yelled no. But he also knows that he cant tattle:
RUSSERT: On Social Security, the suspicions between the two parties are so deep. Democrats believe Social Security is their program, Franklin Roosevelt`s program, that defined their party for a whole generation. And now George Bush wants to take it away with a legacy issue called private accounts or personal accounts. And they are going to fight. All 45 Democratic senators have said they oppose it.Zzzzz! Specifically asked about the word bankrupt, Russert specifically ran for the woods. Perfect, isnt it? Americans will go to their favorite newscast, Williams said. And Russert showed what they will get there.
Indeed, bald deception littered the evening, with Matthews staring off into air. At 7:30, John McCain appeared. Try to believe that he said it:
MATTHEWS: Senator John McCain has long called for an end to partisan politics. So, how does he do it tonight, Senator, marry nonpartisan politics with a very dramatic call for change?According to McCain, Social Security will have zero money in 2042—but Matthews voiced no word of challenge. Hardly surprising: Throughout the evening, as we flipped the dial, we heard wild statements about SS. But did you see any such statements challenged? Frankly, we did not.
Surely, Williams was jesting. What will Americans get from their favorite newscast? Theyll get Norah ODonnell—who used to fight back on Hardball—playing the well-mannered fool:
ODONNELL: I was struck in particular, this is the first speech since 9/11 where for the most part one of the big headlines that is going to come out of this is domestic issues, and the issue about Social Security, which we have not touched on. The president tonight challenging Congress to strengthen and solve Social Security, which he said is on the verge of bankruptcy. We`ve heard the president talk about this, but this is the first time he said it between tens of millions of people, and the president offering details.ODonnell knows the problem with Bushs remark, but she has also learned to clam up.
But then, everyone got to play the fool about that bankruptcy claim. Moments later, Matthews asked Newsweeks Jon Meacham about it. Meacham knew that he should duck too. Take stimulants before you try reading:
MATTHEWS: I would expect a lot of newspapers in this country tomorrow to lead with "president says Social Security headed for bankruptcy." You know, we are getting a little sophisticated here. I think—because we have covered it so often in the last several months, but to the weekly papers, to the papers that don`t cover federal events every day on their front pages, they are telling their people, their older people, for the first time, it`s not just an argument about how to fix Social Security. It`s an argument that it needs fixing in the most drastic terms, Jon?In short, Meacham offered his usual comment: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Final point, and lets be clear: It isnt like these folks dont know the problem with Bushs statements. Indeed, one day before, their home-town paper devoted an entire editorial to this problem (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 2/2/05). When Mr. Bush says that the system [in 2042] will be flat bust, bankrupt, he is flat wrong the Post editors said. All the pundits had read that piece. And they all knew to pretend that they hadnt.
The entire system will be exhausted? Bush came as close to a flat-out lie as Big Major Pols ever get. But Williams is known for his sense of humor. Americans will turn to their favorite newscasts, he said, proving that his recent promotion hasnt killed off his sense of the absurd.
BANKRUPT LOGIC: Yesterday, we got an e-mail on this very subject. Our mailer was struck by an apparent contradiction:
E-MAIL: Have you seen this? Great stuff. The very first page has a beaut:To our mailer, that seemed like a contradiction. Incomparably, we penned a quick reply on the logic of the slippery term bankrupt:
REPLY: What they say if challenged on this: By "bankrupt," we mean "unable to meet all outstanding obligations."Conservative spinners will defend the term bankrupt by citing technical legal definitions. But: The entire system will be exhausted? Theres a word for a statement like that. And yes, that word starts with an L.