WHAT HACKS WE MORTALS BE! Olbermann wondered, What is truth? So he asked his truthiest colleague: // link // print // previous // next //
SATURDAY, JANUARY 28, 2006
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WHAT HACKS WE MORTALS BE: Gooniest moment of the week? Wed have to say it happened on Thursdays Countdown, when Keith Olbermann invited Maureen Dowd to discuss the James Frey what is truth flap. It was fantastic to see Oprah stand up for truth, as opposed to truthiness, Dowd exclaimed. So why was this the weeks gooniest moment? Because if theres a journalistic poster child for truthiness, wed have to say it would be Maureen Dowd! Indeed, in Countdowns second segment, Olbermann asked about warrantless spying. And just like that, Dowd turned truthy:
OLBERMANN (1/26/06): This definition—international versus domestic [phone calls]—is this not by itself a red herring? I mean, you could call it intergalactic spying, and the issue is the legality, not the name, right?What an idiot. What this is about, Dowd explained, is the fact that Rummy and Cheney felt emasculated back in the 1970s. Thats why Cheney wants to torture—and go to war—without permission today. Yep! Cheney wants to torture without permission because he felt emasculated back in the Jerry Ford says.
In this moment, Dowd cast herself in her favored role—psychiatrist-in-chief-to-the-nation. Its the ultimate in truthiness; once you start explaining a pols behavior according to psychiatric speculations, anything you say could be right—and nothing you say can be shown to be wrong. It cant get dumber—and it cant get more truthy. But this is where the vacuous Dowd has been living all these dreary years.
This morning, in her New York Times column, Dowds clowning about Frey continues. Just imagine—its Maureen Dowd who is making the following statement:
DOWD (1/28/06): On Thursday, the unmasked memoirist's proud mother was replaced by a punitive national matriarch. Watching Oprah flay Frey was riveting. At The Times and at Doubleday, staffers were glued to their TV sets.After our long national slide into untruth and no consequences! The quixotic quipster had done it again. But for ourselves, when we read the phrase untruth and no consequences, we instantly thought of—who else?—Maureen Dowd! Back in December 1997, she played shrink-to-the-world once again, inventing (along with her truthy colleague, Frank Rich) that idiots tale about Gore and Love Story. No, Dowd and Rich didnt actually know what Gore said—but, by God, they knew why hed said it! And in a trio of truthy op-eds, they invented a truthy tale for the age—a tale that was later flogged by their colleagues for twenty straight months, sending George Bush to the White House. Their truthy tale was still being flogged in the weeks before the Bush v. Gore vote.
Today, the truthy twosome hold court on TV, wringing their hands about vile, truthy Frey. And Olbermann—who spends his afternoons talking sports, rather than preparing for his key evening venture—puts the vacuous Dowd on the air to help us understand: What is truth?
Question: Have you ever seen a scribe ask Dowd to explain her own truthy tales from the past? Love Story (and its thousand sequels) sent Dick Cheney on to the White House. People like Olbermann pretend they dont know—or perhaps, they waste so much time talking sports that theyre really as clueless as they sometimes seem. Meanwhile, liberals praise Keiths show to the skies. What a brilliant show, we exclaim, as Dowd helps us see: What is truth?
THE TRUTHY LEADING THE BLIND: In her column, Dowd continues, with no hint of irony:
DOWD (1/28/06): Oprah interviewed and showed taped clips of her media critics (including me) and credited her turnaround to the essay by The Times's chief book critic, Michiko Kakutani, who wrote, ''It is a case about how much value contemporary culture places on the very idea of truth.''Kakutani helped Oprah see what is truth! But uh-oh! To recall her own truthy triumph from Campaign 2K, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 11/29/99, 12/1/99, and 12/2/99. Her colleagues were pounding their latest truthy theme—and Kakutani just couldnt stop pimping it.