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FRIDAY, JANUARY 23, 2009
Some have been saying again: In todays Post, it has finally happened: Some have reached the front-page headlines! Some appear in the following headlinesheadlines which sit atop Anne Kornbluts news report:
Somehow, its fitting to see a Kornblut news report headlined with a question mark. At any rate, some had been saying something. So Kornblut typed it up!
For the record, what exactly had some been saying? This is how the scribe began in our hard-copy Post:
Some say few can get there!
For our money, some make a fairly shaky case in this news report. (No, the piece isnt labeled analysis.) And it didnt take long for Kornblut to offer some trademark puzzling prose:
Say what? Those charges were not factors in what? In her report, Kornblut says Kennedy withdrew her name from consideration, not that Paterson rejected her. How then is Patersons office able to tell us what the factors were?
Puzzling. But then, Kornbluts work rarely makes much sense, except when shes channeling disinformation straight from fevered Jim Nicholson. But she did know one thing to bury in her report, the one which appears in our hard-copy Post. As she chronicled the way some say that Kennedy got shafted because shes a woman, she waited until the final graf to mention what everyone already knew: That Paterson was preparing to name another woman to the seat. Some had been saying that toobut it didnt seem to fit Kornys brief.
Did Kennedy get trashed because shes a woman? We think the case is rather weak. But readers, so what? Some had said!
For an updated version of Kornbluts report, you know what to do: Just click here.
Then theres Milbank: Then theres Milbank, whose principal job seems to involve making Kornblut seem sharp by comparison.
Today, the Skull-and-Bonesman goes to a familiar spotto the dumbest f*cking place on the earth. Wars, financial meltdown, torture? Things like that dont move this man. Instead, that question by Chuck Todd does. Milbank, you see, is troubled today by Robert Gibbs maiden press conference:
Wars, financial meltdown, torture? Who cares about things like that? Milbanks concerned with a different question: When Obama retook his oath Wednesday night, why in tarnation didnt he re-sign that executive order?
Youll have to read Milbanks entire piece to appreciate the depth of the foolishness. For ourselves, we think its pretty silly that our old pal Chuck even wasted his time with that question. But only Milbank would take it and run, turning it into the starting-point for a plaintive cry of the heart. Complete financial meltdown? War? Who could possibly care about that?
Heres the one good thing well say about Milbank: He directs his persistent inanity (and his selective reporting) at targeted figures from both major parties. And oh yeshe makes Anne Kornblut seem sharp. It takes a real Bonesman to do it.
THE DEAN OF ALL MEMORY LOSS: Like us, David Broder thought he saw the end of a 16-year era as Obama entered the White House this week. More specifically, Broder said this in Thursdays column: [Obamas] rapid rise from obscurity to the presidency may signal at least a cease-fire in the hyperpartisan warfare that consumed Washington during the 16 years of the Clinton and Bush presidencies.
Broder thought he was seeing a new world order; the hyperpartisan warfare was gone! But uh-oh! Needless to say, a major group was MIA when Broder described that past warfarethe warfare Obama might be spared. Our question: As he recalls the Bush/Clinton years, which major group does Broder forget to include in his sweeping tableau?
According to Broder, Clinton and Bush and their opponents kept kicking that baby-boom blather around. But wouldnt you know it? He completely forgot to mention the role played by his cohortthe press!
At least he didnt project the whole thing onto those late-night comedians!
For what its worth, Broders memory is a bit weak about Bushs first White House campaign, the one he waged from June 1999 through November 2000. In fact, what Bush had done during Vietnam was almost completely ignored in that race; Dan Rather butchered the topic in the fall of 2004 because CBS, like almost every major news org, completely ignored Bushs military record during Campaign 2000 (links below). They ignored this topic even after it became clear that basic questions had been raised about Bushs service in the Texas Air National Guard. (Bushs opponents, the Gore campaign, rarely mentioned this topic either.) But in 1992, Clintons Vietnam conduct was widely debated, along with his alleged puffs of marijuanaMary Jane, herb, smoke, cannabis, weed. Yes, this was aggressively done by Clintons opponents. It was also pursued in the press.
But then, the press was on a mission back then. A bit of a personal story from the early days1987:
In 1987, the press corps was on a Great Character Huntand Big Dem hopefuls were dropping like flies. Gary Hart had to quit the Dem race; a few months later, so did Joe Biden. Whatever one thinks of those episodes, they did seem to point to a new press culture, in which journalists would beat the bushes, helping elucidate candidates character. Because wed been college friends of another Dem hopeful, we happened to get an early look at where this culture led.
In 1987, Al Gore was seeking the Dem nominationand our phone was ringing surprisingly often. In all candor, it would be hard to overstate the sheer inanity of some of the questions journalists asked. The scribes were eager to figure out what the 19-year-old Gore might have done to showcase the troubling flaws in his character. Did he do drugs? It was endlessly asked. And no, this wasnt his opponents asking this question (and many others). It was the mainstream press.
How silly could the snipe hunt get? Weve never forgotten the silliest question one of the journalists asked us that year. No, were really not making this up. At one point, this question was offered:
No, we arent making that up. Apparently, hotplates in dorm rooms were against Harvard rulesand an inquiring mind was eager to know if the senator ever had gone there. (We dont recall who this was. We werent press-watchers back then)
In fairness, this journalist might even have heard a bit of an actual, real-life story. During our senior year in college (1968-69), an old friend from our California high school came to spend several months in our rooms. (It wasnt Sivils; he came in April.) And by the way, did we mention the state and the year? This visiting scholar was macrobiotic; he cooked his brown rice every day on a hotplate right there in our room. (We had a single room that yearno roommates. This was done so seniors could focus on how to get out of Vietnam,) We dont recall knowing that hotplates were illegal, nor are we sure that they actually were. But one on occasion, the chefs attention wandered a bit, and a great deal of acrid smoke was produced by a pot of burning rice. Who knows? It may be that someone recalled this incident and somehow mistakenly tied it to Gore. But at any rate, there was a journalist, on the line, asking if the White House hopeful had ever been linked to a hotplate!
Obviously, it would be hard to overstate the foolishness of this question. (Given the well-known practices of the 1960s, we also marveled at the questions these inquiring minds didnt ask.) But this, it seemed, was the press corps new culture. In an earlier era, they sat about and picked their teeth while President Kennedy gamboled and played. Now, they wanted to get the straight dope about any hotplate usage! They now could see that such a foul deed might give us a glimpse of Gores character!
Clinton ran four years later. Tortured inquiries about his character ran down like rain. On Thursday, Broder remembered that this warfare occurredbut as is so often the case with his cohort, he absent-mindedly forgot one group which had been driving these questions. At any rate: Within a few years of Clintons election, Broders cohort was trashing both Clintons, in ways which should have been startling (Hillary never cheered for the Yankees!)and they were inventing a long string of tales about Gore. Broder, of course, forgets about this. And to this day, the career liberal world has agreed not to mention it either.
Broder can see that this kind of warfare isnt being aimed at Obama. (Mistakenly, he seems to think that this kind of warfare was aimed at Candidate Bush.) He invents an explanation: Obama isnt a Nam-era boomer. But there are plenty of pointless topics which could be used to wage war on Obama. For whatever reason, the culture has changed for the nonceand, of course, for the better.
As weve told you: The grinding nonsense of the Clinton/Gore years may return once Obama has cured the economy (assuming hes able to do so). Yesterday, Broder absent-mindedly forgot to mention one major group which engaged in those wars. But then, the career liberal world has largely agreed to play this game too. You see, career liberal leaders ran and hid all through the wars against Clinton and Gore. They still play key roles in the liberal worldand they and their hirelings dont seem inclined to review this unflattering history. Just read again what Ezra Klein correctly wrote, at the start of that Prospect piece (see THE DAILY HOWLER, 1/21/09). If what he wrote is true (and it is), this plainly explains how Bush got to the White House. And career liberals still wont say it!
Go ahead! Just name the players who have ever connected those perfectly obvious, bone-simple dots! Weve laid it out again and againand in truth, its perfectly obvious, given the accuracy of what Ezra wrote. But you simply cant get these players to go there. They seem to know that it just isnt done.
It will be easier for the millionaire mainstream press corps to turn back against Major Dems some day, inventing more ludicrous character talesbecause, in this day, it isnt just Broder whos keeping average folk in the dark. Readers! Kevin still has no idea how George Bush ever got to the White House! But then, the whole liberal world is still looking away from the accurate thing Ezra said.
Dean Broder had memory problems this week. But then too, he gets lots of help. Look inside the liberal worlds sphere of deviance. History is what youll find.
Visit our incomparable archives: During Campaign 2000, how thoroughly did mainstream news orgs ignore the questions about Bush and the Guard? They ignored these questions mightily; this explains why Rathers cosmic bungle only occurred in 2004. For our four-part report on that matter, see THE DAILY HOWLER, 5/8/03. For links to all three previous reports, click there, then scroll on down. Beyond that, search on Turnipseed for reports from 2004.